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strange
oh
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with all of them
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right straight shots
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Street Sharks
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come on vince mcmahon we got a lot of
looking view
hey guys come on in place is empty
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this is shark work
thanks guys
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jawsome
fin check or a car check both so tell me
about this baby it's the french hyperion
efficient as it is pretty runs on
anything methanol ethanol even sugar
water get in check it out
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we got company
bonjour ben you are here early
ditto i wasn't expecting but i must
rehearse
the french hyperion is not just the
vehicle of the future it is the future
oh uh these are my friends
hey
hi the name street uh call me bob this
is not a comic book convention benz
makes him leave sorry guys
comic book convention
is she conceited or what
smell sevious yo squid lips don't you
belong on the menu at that sushi place
across the street we're checking out the
merchandise oh yeah like you could fit
into one of these beauties
we'll be able to very soon dr pirano is
going to make us humans
there's an ugly thought hey what's the
hurry none of your business fish face
now what with two bottom feeders like
them be doing here i'll follow him you
give rip and slammoo the word i'll let
you know where to meet me
hey thanks for the tour bins but we
gotta book it
man i sure wish i had such a cool set of
wheels
maybe you will
yeah right and sharks are vegetarians
Human Shark
though many view the street sharks as
heroes
others see the street sharks as a
potential menace
where'd those two big lumps of
genetically impaired fish flesh go
pretty clever or seed
succulent seafood
he's got the seafood part right no
tripwires no alarms so what is it this
time
beams
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piece of crab cake
impressive
and delectable too
is that the formula doctor do me first i
want to be human now
patience reptile the formula is almost
perfected it is a scientific triumph of
the highest order even for me
allow me to explain how it works i
better write this down the first dose
reverses the gene slamming but it won't
be permanent unless another dose is
taken exactly eight hours later forget
this
stop him
um
there he is
master or will never get to be human
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so
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do you mind i'm trying to get changed
here
Squid Shark
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say
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whoa am i hotter in my boiling
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hey
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[Applause]
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we lost him doc magnificent exactly as
planned you are to be congratulated you
incompetent invertebrates what
the sharks won't be able to resist
they'll have to try the formula
but what about us we want to be human
too
the formula won't work on you calamari
you started out as a squid remember when
the street sharks are human they won't
be able to stop you from stealing the
french hyperion
will they
no
but why do we need a car we can't fit
inside of never mind that i want that
car you know the plan
here
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yo guys about time streaks you're
supposed to call try bobby
bobby
what happened this i stole enough of it
from dr p for all of us you took that
stuff without having it analyzed are you
nuts it worked didn't it
it sure did
ah just like old times girls following
you home
brazil
ah
let go of me you are messing up my
clothes why are you following me i was
in the lockers i saw do not worry i will
not tell
you won't before i thought you were in a
costume but now so handsome you could be
a model like me model huh how's he do it
it's a gift i guess
bobby can join the street hockey league
again and go to the movies and slamster
you're not thinking i love being a shark
but i miss playing football and going to
school like a normal kid
so try it it's not permanent not until
you take the second dose eight hours
from now eight hours huh well hey why
not
what do you say rip meister
i've got a bad feeling about this
rib come on
look at bobby bottoms up
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i don't believe this this is weird
definitely weird we gotta find ben's
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French Car
so what do you think i i don't know what
to say
hey where's that french car you've been
raving about oh you gotta see it it's
hot
guess jab won't be needing this
hey where do you think you're going
yo chowderheads you're not taking that
car sure we are you puny
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free hot wax guys
oh
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oh man that bites it sure does
this reeks we can't do anything to stop
those seed weebs tell me about it
doesn't make sense why would paranoid
want that car no idea but maybe some
humongo burgers will help let's book it
love to dude but i gotta work
so what are we waiting for
what were we thinking we're never gonna
eat all this food
um let's speak for yourself
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i never thought i'd say these words
i'm full
we've gotta figure this out guys why
would dr para abnormal want the hyperion
why that specific car
my turbo jab is 10 times the car this is
too bad jab will never take a spin in it
and streaks won't need these anymore
either guess that's why they invented
recycling
have you seen these street sharks
anywhere no neither tooth nor finn and i
don't expect to see them anytime soon
lighting up we're supposed to be having
fun i've got it i know why paranoid
stole that car
he's got a hot date he's gonna power it
with gene slam formula the car's
catalytic converter will create
mutagenic smog
mutagenic smog he's gonna gene slam the
whole city turn around bobby we gotta
get that car back before it's too late
but how no way we can win against
paranoid hey we're minus our shark
bodies but we still have our brains yeah
and our shark attitudes sorry guys but
sharkitudes don't cut it count me out
hey bob when'd you get so selfish i just
don't enjoy getting pounded into corned
beef hash like who does drop us at the
next corner we'll bag that car ourselves
i'll do you one better i'll drop you off
at his lab
what a glorious world so much smog into
pollution no one shall ever suspect that
this marvelous vehicle is wafting
exhaust fumes across the city silently
mutating the entire population plants
change doc
yes
our guests are trying to leave and we
haven't even served the appetizers
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captured by an appetizer how humiliating
can humiliation get we seem to be
missing a brother i want him found
shouldn't be too hard the mall the
movies the car show
he better be here we've looked every
place else
this new look trey sheek
so how do you likely know you it's okay
i missed the guys though they did not
Family Reunion
change too
no they did but we kind of had a
misunderstanding
huh
what is that just some medicine i gotta
take it right now cheera you are the
handsomest man in your room
really you think so
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watch out
come on kid it'll be a family reunion
you've got my brothers that's right and
now we have you and the gene slam
reversal formula
back up you're salivating slime mongers
thanks ben good to see you how is toast
i'll get a fire extinguisher i've got to
save her
if i were a shark i could do this
i'm gonna do this i've gotta do it now
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thank you bobby the name streets listen
i gotta go save my brothers ah
streaks you should have been more
careful you ruined my clothes
i saved you from a burning car and
that's all you have to say to me keep
feed
take the video jet i'll track your
signal from the shark copter
hey you try these on precise i made a
few modifications i think you'll like
Humanizing Sharks
them oh fancy about done yourself only
one word for these babies
awesome
that would be the word
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it lj breath oh but you wouldn't want to
miss your second dose of my humanizing
formula yeah we'll all pass i want to be
a shark i'm with you me too
two bad boys once you get this dose
you'll not only be permanently human but
witness humans just the way i want you
it's times like these i really miss my
pearly whites what a productive day i
finally and forever rid myself of you
meddling sharks and i get to gene slam
all of fish and city
so long bolton brothers i've got a date
with destiny
guys
i'm back
straight all right good to see you bud
he's got the gene slam formula we gotta
stop
did you see it amazing
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denises now i feel like myself again
about time but kind of on the late side
all right the sharks are back and just
in time i saw piranha headed for the
main street bridge
well
what is this
this is monday
cool time for a test drive jab you gotta
stop paranoid hey i'm ready
you're on
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your destiny is upon you fishing city
oh no sharks you shall not ruin my
triumph
oh
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[Applause]
now
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maybe even fish and river water
so you okay about being a shark again
well there are great things about being
human
but there are even greater things about
being a shark
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deep
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02x08 - To Shark or Not to Shark
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.
A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.