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02x05 - Rebel Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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02x05 - Rebel Sharks

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strange

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[Applause]

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street shots

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little thing

the four finn meisters just saved a

school bus full of kids from taking an

ugly nosedive into the fishing river

which we all know is concrete

all right street sharks

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whoa fin mail

hold on bens we're supposed to be finn

cognito right totally clam destined

don't sweat it dude there's this buddy

of mine works in the dead letter section

of the post office it's cool

she's awesome just like the north pole

hey

check this one out strange language

my pocket translator should do the trick

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dear street sharks i hope you get this

my dad in big trouble i'm much afraid

for him please help your biggest fan

ilya

p.s

i in the museum of freedom it says it's

from some city called chernozim

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there's a map

something tells me this place is bad

real bad so what are we waiting for

let's hop in

should be coming up here any time now

oh wait this place rakes worse than a

rancid fish stick and it isn't any

prettier to look at

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switching to computerized linguistic

decoding program attention foreign

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this dude

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place doesn't taste any better than it

smells everybody cool bro i'm always

cool oh yeah this is way cool

looks bad

nothing a band-aid can't fix you find

the kid i'll get us flying again well

sounds good to me

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we'll have to find another way in i've

got just the thing new invention i've

been working on

cartilagious

okay fire up

uh

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let's kick dorsal guys before they get

the lights back on good luck guys i'll

get the copter ready and fit to fly

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up close and personal this place gets

worse and worse

well natives ain't too friendly either

great we stick out like sushi at a hot

dog stand i don't think it matters

streaks these people are totally zoned

relax citizens resistance is futile

we're here to help what huh

to eliminate all of your problems take

away all of your fears to make you

happy

you will not resist me give me your

hearts and minds

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hey snap out of it guys it's hypnosis i

don't believe

that was weird

don't look up we've got to stay focused

slam man you got that kid's map sure and

i've got benja's michael computer

translator well then let's open

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yep this is it

and that

must be the museum of freedom

that heap

jumping

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huh

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well this is worse than my room

except it's a zillion times bigger let's

split up

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and don't look up those tv screens are

everywhere

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what do you know hey guys i think i

found our biggest chernozian fan am i i

dream this yes

hey kid wait it's us the street sharks

we got your letter straight sharks

what are you doing here elio yeah why

aren't you in school and what's with

everybody total zombo time

vino go school it is for bowdoin

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ever since accuracy muslim take over

this bite

all the people work in the factory now

the factory is very big like city all

day and all night they work on the line

what about the other kids i am one of

the lucky ones i get away

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uh

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ah

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my dad he not do so well they sent him

to state prison i do not see him since

i stay here in museum yeah well we'll

kick some dorsal and bust them out okay

kid

gonna have to do more than that this

whole place needs a makeover yeah what

do you do for fun where's the video

arcade for boat and forbidden

movies no

cookies and cream and pistachio frozen

yogurt quadruple hot fudge sundaes

knock it off you're making me hungry

everything fun against law where help is

to defy dictatorship lawson not anymore

kid that's all about the change

uh-oh

that's no problem cause we're the street

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what do we do

use three shirts you saved dave you

stumped them all yes you make everything

okay yes brimster ripster

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wake up

please

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father

ilya my son

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stay cool big guy

what's with this guppy gruel this

chair's gotta be more tasty hang tight

jeff was supposed to be hypnotized i

think we'd chop off these neckties and

kick finn and get ilia and his dead

electro zapped no way i've got a plan

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so what's the plan gotta get some tech

support from ben's keep them busy

streaks my specialty

yo dudes how's it hanging

definitely looking good from this

vantage point

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charges a seven on the richter scale

go for it shotgun

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wow

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hey rip you're looking kind of dicey

acquired a new necklace i see

yeah they're all the rage and sure knows

them you got a way to neutralize these

things

hmm

it's some kind of sonic device if we can

modulate the frequency on this thing get

just the right dynamic

trays cool benz you think it'll work on

a whole prison full of people with a few

modifications

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i'm back

all right

let's kick finn

oh no

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that feels better

[Applause]

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city lights pierce the dark

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is

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this is a fashion trend i'm ending right

now

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wow

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excellent

so nice of them to keep it handy

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we'll cover you

hey scoop it up

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these guys are mine

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oh yeah

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you got seconds

[Applause]

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hey kid what's doing with your dad

he's their president

so why didn't you tell us he was the

major hunch around here to me he's just

my father you give him back to me

thank you

yeah i know the feeling kid

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to the broadcast building dictator

churnosum shall fall

[Applause]

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[Applause]

all right

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excuse me mr president but we have a

crisis at this post prison andre knesset

which has escaped he appears to be

coming here deal with the general i am

about to go on

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hey

my favorite shotgun

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justice

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everything you

your horror show's over jumpface i would

not be so sure of that my friend

for you

the horror show is just beginning you

will obey me

and only me

you will do exactly what i say

i will do whatever you say

you will put down the revolt you will

destroy my enemy

andrei kunisovich

that's a negative on all that i will

destroy the enemy and the enemy is you

tyrant man

get in here

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hypnosis sharkosis

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all right

hey we're on the air

joseph i always wanted to be on tv

me too

yo gymnosiums we've got some bodacious

news for you yeah you're good pal the

dictator and his bud the general are

kind of down on their luck permanently

so you know what that means gernosiums

your president andre nisovich is back

[Applause]

my first order as your new president is

to stop all hypnosis now

my second order of business is to shut

down the factory

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and free all the kids

and let them go to play

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this is

awesome

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[Applause]

uh we'd love to party on yo-yo little

dude

but i'm getting a mean craving for a

hamburger hamburger what is this well

we'll just have to come back and bring

you one okay you are my hero street

sharks you're a pretty big hero yourself

kid

so what about that hamburger

make that 20 consider it done

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deep