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01x08 - Shark Treatment

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

01x08 - Shark Treatment

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or I'm gonna have to come down and make

it drop it guy it's miss Richards

they're coming at you one more time

check out fifth and grand I'm a double

going my way

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fantastic film work Muntz masters

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and now like the man says bucum speaking

a book I think it's time we do the same

see if I can start central for the

second week in a row vision city's

finest have had some unlikely helpers

for volunteer vigilantes known to

friends and foes alike as the street

sharks those r*fles get real the way

paranoid badmouth says we're lucky we've

got any friends don't bring me those

shocks soon I'm going to lose my usual

sweet temper gee boss you shouldn't

oughta let them get to you like that

people are starting to inspire the

shocks yes how're we supposed to capture

the Sharks see people start helping them

yeah don't capture him how am I gonna

get a chance to get even

k*ll Inari yes doctor how many times do

I have to remind you that I don't want

to hurt the Sharks you don't it's

certainly not all I want to do is bring

them to my laboratory for a few days so

that I can do some work on their brain

cells it's time I make those do-gooding

shards look as bad as our k*ller whale

friend seems to what's going into the

little cake boss the most evil cb8 of

all oh man where's those burgers I gotta

jet no wonder you a Clint was so tight

he's the only guy I know as impatient as

you what me Jets Taylor mr. Melo himself

yo people burgers

speaking of Clint how's he doing since

he became a shark what makes you think

we're still hanging together you were

best buds of those Bolton boys I can't

imagine him gotten in touch no pickles

extra onions awesome that bites that

could only de jab you see I knew you

were hanging with the Sharks whoa

gotta jet can't be late for my

appointment with some hotshot doc at the

University who says he wants to fix my

jeans they look okay to me just kiddin

it's the chromazone tight jeans you want

wait a minute

I hope it's not hotshot doctor on wet

jets is gonna see welcome as you know

the tests you took in class indicated

that the two of you may need special

genetic treatments not to worry you're

in the hands of the world's greatest

genetic scientist Lena if you would

bring us the compatibility serum

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gee dr. paradigm can I try your

treatment even though the compatibility

serum didn't work on me I'm sorry but no

it might prove too dangerous on the

other hand your condition may cure

itself really there's a very good chance

of it especially since there was never

anything wrong with you in the first

place please stop

have a seat can I get you anything yes I

left a pen out on the flagpole outside

that window would you get it for me

no sweat doc

gee I'm sorry doc I couldn't find it at

last subject on whom my mind control

serum works perfectly oh how silly of me

it seems I had my pen all along come

back in jets on my way it's time for the

next phase of your treatment yes I

expect great things of you you ask and

I'll deliver what oh right you much hey

play-off big ugly all right let's get

started

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whoa rad set of fins on that dude I'm

glad you like them because they'll soon

be yours

pitch him in wait stop

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we can never have enough seniors in our

quest to conquer the world

[Laughter]

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yes my most perfect creation yes hmm I

think I'll call you Moby d*ck now let's

see if you can live up to your name and

let those sharks

Hey

three sharks that's you know doc I just

remembered

yeah I used to know these algae and

Chili's back when they were humans that

is how wonderful I'm sure we'll be able

to use that fact to our advantage

Oh hot line it looks like it's a guy in

the sky emergency alert log marvelous

let's hear an old jabber mouth has to

say this time uh it's probably just

another boring traffic jam

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sounds like it's time to flex our shark

power and Beach this whale

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well what do you know sharks my favorite

breakfast

sighs mix laughs personally I believe in

earthquake preparedness I call that its

zilch on the Richter scale then try me

on for size I'm gonna tear you a new

wall

tell you what

morning stir the boss is it's time to go

Tata boys yuck that was worse than

octopus ink oh yeah but did you catch

what he said the suspense is k*lling me

gotta jet do you think that just made

bitter about jet

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we don't get a cramp that overblown

inner-tube of a whale is going to have

us jumping through hoops even though

some of us could hardly get our noses

through one knock it off both of you

I will tell you what we're gonna do yeah

what is that stuff anyhow why movie

you're my most valued assistant we

wouldn't want your vitamins to wear off

the doctor that you are dr. paradigm and

if you say I need to drink this that's

good enough for me and now it's time you

gave your old friend Ben's a call just

the way we planned because it's time

they took their vitamins as well and

once they do I'll be able to control

them all forever

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hi this is Ben's please talk to my

machine and I'll call you when I get

back wait for the tone it's your buddy

don't have much time to talk before dr.

paradigm finds me suckers and now while

I monitor the proceedings from here it's

time for movie link to bait the trap and

catch us some sharks this is serious

got a cold rip in the Sharks pronto yo

Ben's streaks check out the playback on

this message I just got we're all theirs

man no time to talk got a jet before dr.

paradigm finds me he's got me in the old

house outside of town he's threatening

to please doctor no please no jets that

was Jeff's we gotta get down to the old

Acme warehouse

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what

hey guys over here anywhere I see of

course you do jab because that's what my

subliminal programming is telling you no

time for refreshment jab I can't believe

we're really in the woods I'm in no mood

for barbeque charges good ripztorn you

think the fire is real so that you will

drink the water that is laced with my

mind control serum movie lik called them

once again and then wait outside

very guys I'm in big trouble but you

guys are gonna be in the biggest trouble

of all any objection to given moby mouth

a taste of his own medicine it's about

time you learn to respect his elders

time to get out hey what's going on no

way you deviated deviance I gotta lock

me

a melody that is truly ingenuous his

force field is not only simple to

operate it's really no problem this way

I get another crack at the Sharks

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Mobe leak is still inside hmm I should

be able to use this to my advantage as

well

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lucky thing I know this isn't real look

what have you done with my buddy jet

what if I said I'm much too much I'd

wrap your lying tongue around your head

until you told me the truth

give it your best shot deep breath and

what a way to work up a street sharks

with us

you're done for fooling if I weren't so

thirsty I'd wipe the bottom of that

gorge with your slimy flukes fortune you

are fin into shark fin soup wait a

minute jab why are we fighting it's me

jet oh no no Lucas sweating out all the

mind control serum I have to get their

homes with drinking immediately set what

happened here dr. paradigm pumped me

full of mind control serum

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hey after a fall like that we should dad

what's going on the whole warehouse is

one big holographic funhouse you've got

that right and it's all designed to make

you want to drink the water water no

that water has the mind control serum in

it stop

ooh we need the big one and we need it

now

I suppose I should thank you for saving

me from a mind controlled fate worse

than death but I'm still thirsty in that

case what do you say we jet over to

humongo burger and grab some chocolate

shakes that's a fantastic idea Jets Jets

is history from now on why don't you

just call me Moby lick you got it Moby

dude

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thanks guys shimmy shake and brood that

wet full-price dance revolution that's

happening next unconcerned

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