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01x04 - Shark Quest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

01x04 - Shark Quest

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neighborhood say that just no good half

shark half man fighting evil that's the

plan Street

Sharks

streets Street

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shs they fight they hand for right they

fight they f

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street shs street

shs street

shs they F they stand for everything

right Street shars

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hello fishing City and welcome to rush

hour turn up your radios and make

yourselves comy cuz no one's going

anywhere for quite some

time this just it we've got a street

shark Alert in the business

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district

no phone calls flooding in now with

reports of fin sightings at forth in

Maine heading

west get

out who looks like those kids believe

the lies everyone's telling about

us actually jab what freaked them out

was that pavement stuck in your teeth

here help the

toothpick last one back to shark HQ is a

rotten

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jellyfish oh yeah

J on the upside police continue their

search for Dr Paradigm the only man who

can stop the Shar I don't know why I

listen to that ignorant loudmouth he

only makes me mad

another email message better read it

before I

go he's already raided the Green Hills

Reservoir adding Jean slamming elements

into the city water supply I don't know

who sent this but that sounds like a

formula for

disaster why is everyone so scared of us

ripster well that's easy slammu back

when Dr paranoid was around he spent

most of his time running a campaign to

make us look like a bunch of vicious

barracudas so naturally that's what

people think H but pirano is fish bait

Kut streaks is Right ever since Dr P

went belly up no one cares what he had

to say the truth is people are scared of

us cuz we're different guys I just got a

message on my computer it's pretty weird

but I think you're going to want to

check it out awesome talk to me Ben

great the storm drain looks

clear then let's

rip Shark Attack

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wo the thing I don't get is who would

want to mess with the city's water

supply

paranoid because that way could Jean

slam the whole city I like your shark

logic bro but pirano is fish bait kaput

belly up maybe so but I got a bad

feeling about this

then there's only one thing to do you're

right it's time we got to the bottom of

this

mystery

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shk what what what is it the Street

Sharks since all the water for fishing

City goes through these pipes a sample

from this nozzle ought to tell us if

anything's

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[Applause]

wrong and speaking of wrong fins and

heads up what you picking up rip main

entrance right about now stop them let

them have it it's the street shks no

time for finesse ripster

a

huh okay you need that

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water right streaks they did need to

chill and we need to

go streaks take out the fence you got it

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ripster B wire

eat laser

sharks hey that nearly hit me uh-oh

those guards made a big mistake seis M

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slam wo what's going on

Wow J

now let's R

yeah remember cats our goal is to

distract attention from the reservoir

and focus it upon what everyone will

believe is yet another attack by the

Street

Sharks we understand doctor disguises on

and expl*sives ready good and when you

smile for the security cameras be sure

to show plenty of

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teeth all unit we're trolling for

sharks follow

me yo sharks follow

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me testing he yeah but what about trains

you'll find out

huh who trouble ahead split up oh

no looks like we'll get to try out the

new turbo shark cruster bins installed

shred yes oh no

first floor High expl*sives dynamite and

Blasting

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caps wait a

minute could have sworn I saw something

oh

well second floor grenades blasting gaps

plastic hey smile for the

camera

huh police branagan's department store

at nth and Pier is under attack by

sharks that's right

hurry huh oh no the janitor's still up

there Joe this is security

get out of the building it's going to

explode detective break off shark

Pursuit immediately there's a BMP threat

at run against department store break

off Pursuit now I'm breaking off my

Chase and I'm on my

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way jab SLU I just intercepted a police

transmission about sharks at branigan's

department store but that's

impossible exactly which is why we're

going to run the rans

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now a no more bombs then it's time to

make like a

captain and Abandoned

Ship clear the area clear the area now

this sharks are going to blow up the

store anyone inside yes on the top floor

the janitor's still in there don't worry

we'll get him out no way shark this is

your fault you're under

arrest first

floor wa these headphones are more

powerful than I thought maybe better

turn down the base much this law

man because it wasn't us but somebody's

got to save that janitor

sh second

floor we've got a situation here we need

all the backup we can get and get it you

shall detective in fact I will be your

backup myself Dr paradigm

we we thought you were dead as you can

see I walk I breathe and I can promise

you this time in spite of all their

destruction the Sharks shall not Escape

third

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floor gag me with a harpoon I don't

believe it paranoids

back there he is oh no like don't eat me

go for the nearest window jab see you

below

for he grabs the janitor and seconds to

spare he sprits for the open window he

jumps he makes

it the janitor's still in there not to

mention the sharks who tried to save him

what a

Pity we got to get him out

no hey what's up you look terrible

where's slammu is he

okay hold on let's get the janitor out

of here first don't worry about the

janitor he fainted but he's okay nice

going what are you waiting for get the

shark prooof net on that Menace and

arrest him you guys got it all wrong I I

easy big fella

easy no se him instantly this street

Shar nearly k*lled him you know that

isn't true

paranoid stop he knows I'm innocent

paranoid knows I'm innocent the same way

you know that Street Sharks haven't done

any of the things we've been blamed for

good work man slammu we got to get him

out of there no attacking the police

isn't going to help our CA as you know

the mayor has ordered all captured

Street Sharks be turned over to me

for

rehabilitation so I'll thank you to load

this one into my

van it may not be a good move to attack

the police but on the other hand

attacking paranoid is always a good idea

let's follow him and find out where they

take

him we'll bring the Shark Cruiser in by

remote later

now hang on little bro here we

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[Applause]

come the rest of you shars may be free

but this Shar is

mine I knew we should have rescued

slammu when we had the

chance an email message at this time of

night Paradigm has converted the old

vision Castle

prison is that right Lena paranoid has

converted that old place into a

rehabilitation lab b*mber they just

arrived don't worry Lena slammu as good

as sprung well Benz we already know the

bad news now tell us something good I'd

love to ripster only there isn't any on

the other hand the ability to punch

through concrete and buy through steel

will come in handy and if we launch a

three grun as*ault from the air the main

entrance and the base of the hill at

least one of us will get through from

the air uh excuse me but do we look like

flying fish don't get your fin been out

of shape jab I've already got it covered

all clear on the

perimeter which is too bad I was looking

forward to a fight sorry slopster but if

the Sharks won't oblige maybe I'll come

out and thrash your exoskeleton myself

calm yourself slash and save your energy

for the work at hand sorry doctor

sometimes I just can't help myself I

know because I designed you that way you

on the other hand need a total overhaul

and stop your thrashing my nutrient

solution is designed so you couldn't

drown even if you weren't half fish then

again if my electronic adjustment to

your DNA just happens to transform you

into the vicious engine of Destruction

loyal only to me that you always meant

to be why I'll simply apologize to Mayor

Marino and tell her I may not be able to

rehabilitate you after all keep it

coming Ben closer that's it

fantastic thanks

Ben you sure no one needs a passenger

sharks only this time ready jab it's

shark diing time

he's got the right idea Hast

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streaks shark

attack all right

yeah shark

attack radical move rip Meister shark

alert shark alert shark alert stink in

shark

alert slash get out there and immobilize

them streaks get your thin

goodbye and it's slobster to the attack

H ribster lies up his shot and it's the

CU stinking sharp now it's time to get

slammu well welcome sharks I've been

expecting

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you

excellent

excellent until I have the time to Gan

slam your brother into his full

destructive potential my neurocontrol

device will force him to obey my every

command soon all of you will become my

willing assistants and then there will

be no one left to stop me from making

fishing City

mine way to go

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CH attack and immobilize your brothers

now

don't have to do it SLO it's only his

mind against

yours you can do it no you can't slammo

you will obey only

me attack

now seismic slam

9.5 oh

no hey what do you see slugs waiting for

we got to grab our wheels and chump on

out of here waitting go SL Mo feed

friendly you sharks no nothing nothing

at all this is only a minor

Sur and in the end it is I who shall a

triumph over you all what do you say

ripster have you figured out what genan

slamming goo paranoid put in the water

at the purification plant we've tried

every test but not one single genan

slamming agent has reared its scaly head

I think I know a way to start Vision

City's last hope against sharks makes

miraculous return from the

dead thank goodness Dr Paradigm is back

on the job says mayor Marino and as the

city breathes a sigh of relief as this

City's Only Hope for survival into the

21st century I would have to agree yes

Dr Paradigm this is Lena Mac I'm so glad

you've returned thank you Lena I'll

expect to see you back on the job

tomorrow at 8 I'll be there

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ah yes I much prefer these facilities to

that drafty castle and soon fishing City

itself will be my laboratory and the DNA

of its citizens will be mine to alter

according to my will paranoid wants you

to work for him again he sure does and

if he's got any Jean slamming Secrets

worth knowing I'll be there to find out

he

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be