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03x12 - Iron Zola/Aunt May's Birthday Blowout

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Spidey and His Amazing Friends". Aired: August 6, 2021 - present.*
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Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.

03x12 - Iron Zola/Aunt May's Birthday Blowout

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[ ♪ theme song playing]

[man] ♪ They can climb great heights
to do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey team
is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning,
crawling the walls ♪

♪The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork
can't be tighter ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey
and his amazing friends ♪

[Zola] "Iron Zola".

[Spidey] Thanks for letting us
use your workshop, Iron Man.

Yeah. Sorry,
I had to cut it short, team.

I gotta swing by
my science station.

-The one on the moon?
-Need any help?

Ha-ha. Maybe next time.

I'm just making some
quick adjustments.

I'll be back
before you know it.

Aw, okay, well,

we'll take care of Earth
while you're gone.

[Spidey] Yep, we're always
on the lookout for villains.

Hmm. How shall I, the great Zola

show my greatness
to everyone today, hmm?

[gasps] I know, I shall smash all
the tomatoes on that vegetable stand,

making the biggest mess
anyone has ever seen!

-[evil laugh]
-[man] Whoa!

Dudes, I'm outta control!
I can't stop!

Whoa! Watch out! Whoa!

-Whoa!
-That was close!

Are you okay?

I'm totally okay.

And you know why?

That Zola dude just did
a supercool dude thing!

He saved my life!

I... I did?

[man] Way to go, Zola!

Yeah, that was awesome!

Awesome, you say?

I am awesome?

Hey, is everyone okay?

We heard tires screeching.

I'm so okay!

Like, I lost control and was skating
right into traffic, right?

But Zola reached out

one of his cool extender arms
for me to grab on to.

He saved my life!

Zola did that?

Supervillain Zola?

I saw the whole thing.

It was the greatest!

The greatest, they say?

So doing good things will
make people speak of my greatness...

It was almost like
he was a superhero.

I mean, just imagine
if he was a superhero,

wouldn't that be something?

Hmm... but what if
I were a superhero?

People would speak
of my greatness far and wide,

and being called great feels good.

But, if I were a superhero,
I would need a superhero suit.

Hmm.

What about that Iron Man suit?

It's metal like me and really spiffy.

I shall copy its design!

[probe whirs]

[Spidey] So he seriously
saved someone.

[vegetable vendor]
It was incredible!

Wow. Okay, well,
that's pretty unexpected.

Thanks for filling us in.

[laughs] Yes, perfect!

Ha, I guess
everything is under control.

Well, I gotta get to the moon.

-See ya later.
-See, ya!

-Later.
-Bye.

[laughs exultantly]

Well, thanks, Zola.

I guess you really helped
someone today.

[Spidey] It's nice to see you doing
something good for a change!

Oh, I have done good all right.

And soon I shall unleash
a wave of do-goodery

like no one has ever seen before!
[laughs boisterously]

Oh, how am I supposed to get across
the street with this broken signal?

This city is going to pieces.

Don't worry, ma'am.
We're here to help.

Team Spidey!

Oh, thank you.

I've been pushing
this crosswalk button

for a good long time now,
and nothin'. Zilch!

I think it's broken.

We'll stop traffic
so you can cross.

-No need, spiders!
-[Ghost-Spider] Whoa!

This is a task for Iron Zola!

Iron Zola?

Kinda looks like
Iron Man's armor.

I scanned Iron Man's armor
and created my own superior armor!

And now I am
the greatest superhero of all time!

-Super-heroics commence.
-Whoa.

-[screams]
-[chuckles]

Whoa... thank goodness
you put me down.

Aren't I great?

I am greatly relieved
that's over with!

You are welcome.

That's not the way
you help people, Zola.

Someone could have gotten hurt.

It is the way I help people.

And now I am off to do even more

awesome super-heroic things!

-[bangs]
-Ouch!

I meant to do that!

[Spidey gasps]

Whoa, the water tower!

-[Ghost-Spider] Come on, team, pull!
-[team grunting]

[gasps]

That'll hold it in place.

Whew. Seriously, though,
what is going on with Zola?

Well, I guess it's good
he's trying to help people.

Yeah, but why?

I don't know, but meanwhile
he's causing a lot of trouble.

We better keep an eye on him.

-[Teen] Seashell!
-[meows]

Seashell come down from there!

You could fall and hurt yourself.

Oh, somebody, help!

-Help!
-[humming]

What's this?

[grunting]

Does somebody need a superhero?

[relieved sigh] Do I ever?

So, like, do you know any?

What? Yes! Me!

I am Iron Zola,

the greatest superhero of all time!

Uh... okay.

Well, my cat Seashell
is stuck in that tree.

Iron Zola to the rescue!

-[meows]
-No!

Whoa-whoa-waa-waah!

Wua? Yeah, I meant to do that.
[chuckles]

Coming back down!

[screams, grunts, groans]

Yeah, I meant to do that, too.

Hmm, all right then.
What were we talking about?

Are you sure you don't know
any other superheroes

-that could help us?
-Huh?

-[Spidey] We'll help you out.
-What's going on?

-Team Spidey!
-Grr!

Thank goodness!
My kitty Seashell is stuck--

Is stuck in the tree and I've got this
totally under control.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

-[meows]
-Seashell!

[meows]

-[meows]
-Aw, kitty.

-There.
-Oh, yikes!

Aren't I great?

[hissing meow]

Ah, is that kitty-cat for,
"Yes, you are great"?

Ooh, I thank you, kitty-cat.

-[Ghost-Spider chuckles]
-[purrs]

Zola, it's good that
you're trying to help but--

But I'm even better at it
than you are?

[laughs] Obviously.

[wearily] Oh!

More greatness to come.

Iron Zola out!

Better find out
where he's going. Come on.

-I wanna fly it first.
-[grunts]

But you went first last time!

-[chuckles]
-[gasps]

I've got this.

Whoa! Who are you?

I am the great Iron Zola!

You are having a problem
sharing your kite.

Yeah, it's our kite,
but he always gets to play it first.

-Do not!
-Do so!

Fight no more...
problem solved!

Hey, what'd you do that for?

That's our kite!

Ah, correction. Now it's your kites.

One for each of you.

Success!

Zola, you can't go around
ripping people's kites!

[scoffs] How dare you question
the greatest superhero of all time?

But you're not a great superhero.

Yeah, you're not even a good one.

Our kite is ruined.

Oh, no!

Is that that Iron Zola fella?

You stay away from him, kids.

He's trouble. Trouble, I tell ya.

Wha-- Wait, wait, but I--

I don't understand.

You didn't all think I was great?

But I'm a superhero?

Heroes don't do good things
so they can be told how great they are.

Yeah, heroes help other people,
because it's the right thing to do!

Even if no one notices.

What? But... but... but I... I... but...

It's okay, Zola.
You can still do good deeds.

Yeah, we can even help you.

We can work together
to help you be a better hero.

What do you say?

What do I say?

I say, if nobody's saying
how great I am,

then why be a superhero,

when instead
I can be the greatest

supervillain in the world!
[evil laugh]

With my powerful
new Iron Zola suit,

-I shall be unstop...
-[bangs]

...pable!

Okay, that did not go very well.

[Spidey] Let's swing!

Ooh, a pretty billboard!

[evil laugh]

Not so pretty now, are you, billboard?

Look at me, everyone!

I am the greatest supervillain ever!

[Spidey] Zola, stop!

Oh, didn't you hear me, spiders?

I'm super-powerful.
Nothing can stop me now.

-[clangs]
-[yells in pain, yelps in surprise]

Why is my suit no longer
doing what I wanted it to?

[screams] It's out of control!

-Whoa!
-[thuds]

[screaming]

-[Ghost-Spider] Watch out!
-Whoa! [yells]

Zola must have damaged
something on his suit.

Zola, shut down the suit!

I don't know how! Whoa!

[Spin] He must've copied the armor

without bothering to learn
how to use it.

Wait. If he copied Tony's armor,

maybe Tony knows
how to shut it down.

-Iron Man, this is, Spidey.
-Hey, buddy, what's up?

Zola's flying around in a copy
of your Iron Man suit.

Zola? Copying my tech?
That's not good.

Yeah, and now it's out of control.

Put me down, suit, I command you!

Whoa!

Is there any way to shut it down?

I got a remote back at Stark Tower
that can shut off my Iron Man suit.

It just might work on Zola, too.

Thanks, Iron Man. On it!

I'll get Iron Man's remote
and be back as soon as I can!

Go-webs-go!

[Zola] Whoa!

[continues screaming]

Whoa! Watch out!

[tires screeches]

Uh, [groans] Help!
[groans] Help!

[Spin] Quick! The car!
It's slipping over the edge!

[grunts] Ready? Pull!

[both grunting]

Whew, thanks for the save.

-You're welcome.
-Now, where's Zola?

[Zola screaming]

Oh, no! This time he's headed
right for those cars!

Let's catch him with some webs!

Whoa!

-Whoa-oah-oah-oah!
-[Ghost-Spider] More webs!

We need more webs!

-[team grunting]
-Whoa!

-[honking]
-[people shouting indistinctly]

Get me out of [crying] here!

They're not gonna hold! [grunts]

Got the remote!

Whoa!

I hope this works.

-Whoa! Ay!
-[clanks]

[grunts, coughs, groans]

Your days of being Iron Zola over!

-[all cheering]
-Way to go, Team Spidey!

Oh, just listen to them. Cheering for
their "favorite" superheroes!

Well, boo! Boo!

Team Spidey is not so great!

I'm great! Me, Zola!

You know, we don't
do this for the cheers.

Yeah, people need help, so we help.

It's just the right thing to do.

[Spidey]
"Aunt May's Birthday Blowout"

Aunt May! C'mon! Hurry!

[chuckling] Coming, Peter!

What is this big surprise?

You'll see. Right this way.

Around these trees,

and... Ta-da!

Ah, oh my, look at that!

Surprise, Aunt May, I got you a ride

in a hot air balloon for your birthday!

What? I get to ride in it?

Oh, Peter. I've always wanted
to ride in a hot air balloon.

And I have always wanted
to share the thrill

of the big sky with a fellow enthusiast.

Well, hello, Mr. Von Carnegie.

This balloon is yours?

Indeed!

Right this way, birthday girl.

When I found out Mr. Von Carnegie
had a hot air balloon,

I just had to ask
if you could go up in it.

Oh, thank you, Peter.

This is the best present ever.

Of course, the middle of a city

is no place to go
flying about in a balloon.

Too many tall buildings
and unpredictable winds.

So for today, we'll stay tied firmly
to the ground with this rope.

Hop aboard. [chuckles]
Watch your step.

Aye, aye, captain.

Oh, how exciting!

Mr. Von Carnegie, can I take a picture
of you and Aunt May in the balloon?

Of course.

I'll raise the balloon a bit
for an exciting shot.

Oh, how do you do that?

By using this heater
to heat up the air inside the balloon.

The larger the flame,
the hotter it gets.

Hot air inside the balloon is lighter
than the air outside the balloon.

And so up we go!

That looks great!

Oh, just a little higher.

-[Aunt May chuckles]
-[Peter] A little more.

Oh, just look at that view!

What a beautiful day in the park!

[Green Goblin laughs cunningly]

Ah, what a beautiful day in the park.

Now, how am I gonna ruin it?

Ooh, it's the balloon vendor.

Time to pop some balloons.

Here you go. Enjoy.

Green is my favorite color.

-It's mine, too.
-Hey!

It really pops.

-[wicked laugh]
-That's not nice, Green Goblin.

No, and neither is this!

[evil laugh]

Oh, no! My balloons!

[laughs exultantly]

Ooh, well, well, well, well.

Now that's what I call a balloon.

Bye-bye, balloon guy.

Your baby balloons just got ba-boring.
[evil laugh]

Okay, you two. Right there.

Say cheese.

-[both] Cheese!
-[camera shutter clicks]

-[wind howls]
-[both gasp]

It's a little windy up here.

Not to worry. [chuckles]

We're fine as long as
we're safely connected to the rope.

Too bad, you're not anymore!

-[Mr. Carnegie] Green Goblin!
-[evil laugh]

Oh, no, he cut the rope!

[evil laugh]
Up, up and away you go!

Oh, no, and now we're drifting
toward those buildings.

Hang on. I will turn the heater up,
so we'll go higher.

I'll go get help!

It's Spidey Time!

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ They'll use their
best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're
brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey
save the day! ♪

[both] Whoa!

Oh, goodness, piloting through the city
is quite a challenge!

Up we go!

[Aunt May] Whoa!

Enjoying your balloon ride?
[evil laugh]

We were until you showed up!

That's too bad. Huh?

-Yeah!
-[gasps, yells]

Don't worry, ma'am,
I'm here to help!

-[Aunt May] Oh, Spidey!
-[Spidey] Hang on!

I'll web you to that building.

-Oh, you did it.
-Well done, Spidey.

Hey, that's no fun.

No strings allowed
on this balloon! [exclaims]

Hey, oh, that Green Goblin.

Stop this nonsense at once!

But I'm having so much fun.

[wicked laugh]

-[grunts] No more fun for you, Gobby!
-[gasps]

Help!

-[screaming]
-Got ya!

Whew!

My glider. [cries]

Forget your glider. [grunting]

Come on, I'll pull you up.

[grunts]

[exclaims, grunts]

Well, are you happy, Green Goblin?

We could have crashed!

No, I'm not happy at all.

I lost my glider.

Well, you're in my balloon now.

My rules.

You'd better behave yourself.

No more pranks, Gobby.

-We need to find a place to land.
-[thunder rumbles]

Oh, no! Did you see that?

[Mr. Carnegie] Ooh!
Looks like a storm is coming our way!

-[all gasping, screaming]
-[wind howling]

[Aunt May] It's blowing us
over the water!

And there's nothing
I can web us on to.

We're in for a bumpy ride.

Hold on tight, everyone!

[all screaming]

[Aunt May] What a storm!

I am so glad that's over.

Look, an island!

Good thing for that
because we're falling fast!

The balloon must have gotten
damaged in the storm.

[Green Goblin]
We're gonna crash?

Get me out of this thing!

I'll make web net.

Quick, everyone jump.

-Oh, my!
-[grunts]

Wait for me!

[screams] Whoa!

Whew, oh, thank you, Spidey.

Is everyone okay?

I'm fine, but look at my balloon!

-[air blowing]
-Yikes! It's got a big hole.

No wonder it was losing air.

Taking a balloon out in a storm?

Was that really the best idea?

Don't you start, Gobby.

We were just fine
until you cut our rope.

We're in a tough situation now, folks.

The balloon can't fly like this.

What do you mean?
We're gonna be stuck here forever?

Uh, Peter's gonna be so worried.

We can fix it.

I'll use webs to patch up
the hole in the balloon.

Ah, yes, and we'll get palm fronds
and bamboo to fix the basket.

-[ground rumbles]
-Whoa!

Whoa!

-[rumbling continues]
-Whoa!

-Oh, my!
-[Green Goblin] Yikes!

What was all that rumbling?

It's coming from that volcano.

There's smoke coming out.

That means it's getting ready to erupt!

Then we'd better move fast.

If everyone helps,
we can fix the balloon and get home!

-Together?
-Together!

-Go, balloon crew!
-[Aunt May laughs]

[Spidey] Well, Gobby?

Yeah, uh, helping isn't really
my thing. [laughs]

-[grumbles]
-[gasps] Aah!

Get me out of here
before that volcano explodes!

Aw...

[Spidey grunts]

[Aunt May chuckles]

[exhales]

-[rumbles]
-Oh, my!

[grunts]

Pick it up. Hurry!

That's no help, Gobby!

Hey, weave faster!

I'm working as fast as I can.

Boy, those basket weaving classes
sure came in handy.

[grunts]

There, all patched up!

Now we just need
to reattach the basket.

-And done!
-[Aunt May] Whoo!

[Mr. Carnegie]
Excellent work, balloon crew.

I'll turn on the heater
and fill up the balloon.

Oh, the basket's fixed?

Took you long enough.

It would have gone faster
if you'd helped, too.

[grumbles]

All rightie, everyone.

-Our balloon is filled and ready to fly!
-[Spidey] It worked!

-[Aunt May] Yay!
-[Green Goblin] About time.

Climb aboard.

-We'll be back home in no time!
-[loud rumble]

[all gasps]

[Aunt May] Eruption!

-[Spidey] Look out!
-[Aunt May] Falling rocks!

-[Green Goblin] Save me!
-Whoa!

Gotcha!

Oh, thank you, Spidey.

[gasps] Oh, no, the balloon!

It's been punctured by a rock!

[Spidey grunts]

[grunting]

Another big hole!

Well, don't just stand there, Spidey.

Fix it. Go on!
Patch it up with your webs.

[grunts]

-Bad news. I'm out of web fluid.
-What?

Uh-oh.

We need something sticky.

But we don't have any glue.

Think harder, people.

What about you, Green Goblin?

You got us into this mess.

We've all done our part,
but you haven't helped at all.

Yeah. I don't know.

Helping just seems so weird.

The only way we're getting off
this island is if we all work together.

-[loud rumble]
-[gasps]

Well, I suppose I do have
a couple of pumpkin pranks.

[grunts]

Nice and sticky.
Yep, that'll do the trick.

See, was that so hard?

I'll build the balloon again.

-[rumbles]
-[all] Whoa!

Look, lava!

Quick! Into the basket!

Outta my way!

-Waah! [thuds]
-[Aunt May grunts]

Hold on, everyone, here we go!

-Woo-hoo!
-Yes!

Let's go home.

Woo! We made it!
Thanks to me and my goo.

Actually, it's thanks to everyone.

Without the whole group,

we couldn't have fixed the balloon.

-Go, balloon crew!
-Wow, great!

[Green Goblin] Well,
look who's here.

The balloon vendor! [grunts]

You three high five all you want.

I've got balloons to pop.
[evil laugh]

No more balloon trouble for you.

Oh, but I helped! [grumbles]

He'll never learn.

Well, it's been quite a ride.

Thank you, Spidey,
for all your help today.

You're welcome. See you later.

So long.

Bye-bye. Aw.

Oh, I need to find Peter.

Aunt May! Aunt May!

[gasps]

Oh, Peter, you would not believe
what happened.

I had the most amazing adventure.

I'm so glad you made it back safely.

I'll tell you all about it.

How about over some birthday cake
and ice cream?

Wonderful.

Oh, will you join us,
Mr. Von Carnegie?

Oh, yes. I'd be happy
to be part of the crew!

[ ♪ closing theme music playing]