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04x05 - My Two Bobs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ReBoot". Aired: September 10, 1994 – November 30, 2001.*
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Show follows the adventures of a Guardian named Bob and his companions Enzo and Dot Matrix within the computer system world of Mainframe as they work to keep it safe from the viruses known as Megabyte and Hexadecimal, in addition to other threats.

04x05 - My Two Bobs

Post by bunniefuu »

I come from the net systems networks and

flights to this place mainframe my

format guardian to mend and defend

to defend my friends their hopes and

dreams

to defend them from all of their enemies

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last week on reboot she's here my lady I

am Damon I am it's time my time here

young Guardian a kid bob-- I have always

loved you

give me a cure and I'll fix everything a

virus to cure brilliance I love you

please don't go marry him

oh hi everybody

now what I need is a plan hi this

alphanumeric super-cold pet salacious hi

Stephanie Enzo slow down and stop

driving down around like that madam I am

not amused

hey it's basil our foreign stereotype

clinic relief that Stefan hi hi

everybody hi everybody

hi hi dot not thinking of another plan

are you

Hey who's he Oh No - Bob how can this be

don't ask us how long have you been

having these dreams ever since Bob

returned Bob I mean the other Bob not

glitch Bob interesting choice of names

glitch Bob Bob you know what I need oh I

know what you mean the question is to

you

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it's important to alter right again if I

need after you know Thanks I need an

energy shake but I got a feeling we're

in for a long wait

so you merged with glitch yeah and you

say you can't remember what happened in

the web my Guardian code must have shut

me down protected me in some way the

last thing I do remember is megabyte

throwing me into the m*ssile hmm don't

remind me

so what do you think happened well I

know what happened to me the question is

how were you created me what makes you

think I'm the copy well I've got

memories copies can have memories what

if you were copied from me then went on

to live on the web

well I but honestly which one of us

looks like the original

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hi guys what's up - good just getting to

know each other need any advice I'm an

expert on this sort of thing incoming

game incoming game

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now

oh this is crazy

I nearly hit him there good remember

what he said he dude was if we didn't

try to hit him ears this is decreed this

is carefully keep it

we're also on KF times out tell me

something

it's best live a*mo it made us do it

yeah we didn't want to we'll see about

this if you ask me he's two chips

shorter a motherboard oh well he is

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what andraia

what in the net are you praying at

matrix training what does it look like

with live a*mo our enemies don't use

blanks it's over Sparkie

fame is gone we're home we won remember

yeah but what do we do now you relax

lover the Fighting's over

incoming

look I shouldn't even be here talking to

you like this why ever not

I'm the command calm of this system

I've appearances to keep up if anyone

found out start dot-com yourself I am

here to help help your scans proved

nothing which Bob's the original it does

not matter my child in the end it is you

and your heart that will have to decide

warning incoming game

warning incoming game and things never

change

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alfadil fair they usually will stand

attack all what's the game well you're

not going in for a start what you

haven't had your icon checked with no

idea what hex b*tches you can all stop

right there lost what do you think

you're doing

we're all good it will fight the game

well you're not for a start

that's what he says and neither are you

click Bob but remember what happened the

last time you tried to reboot what

happened

that was before I'm pretty sure that and

I'm totally sure you stay out of games

until fawn gives you a clean bill of

health

what happened Bob can you reboot well

yeah do you mean he can't you and make

sure to take the game everyone else stay

out you can't read dot is this wise we

don't know anything about this guy I

trusted

come on matrix let's do it just like old

times

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[Applause]

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come on you need a powerup then you'll

feel better

God couldn't wait to get away from me

you're reading too much into this mouse

and Ray are about to check in with her

she's a busy sprite now well she always

was hey guys are you sure this is a good

idea Bob needs an energy shake and I

don't think he's got a chance of getting

served at dot diner I never did

Cecil hasn't changed one bit see I

remember that copy me

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no glitch no games - not a problem

this one was old when I was young I

can't believe the user still plays it

you played this one before oh yeah

welcome to the dojo level of pants ooh

heavy yeah

ah ex basic multi level fight game with

a twist okay what do we have to do wait

what this is the final level Bob so the

user might not even get here yeah the

game sprites might defeat him this is

good but if the user does make it this

far

he's gonna have power up Southie yin

yang this is not good so let's see what

we got

come here boy reboot

[Music]

no you were right though just like old

times

oh you can laugh what we know what

you're gonna reboot as oh okay reboot I

told you there was a twist this is bored

and apart from some minor system

problems hex probably the next cleaned

so everything's back to normal as if

Damon Metz happened so how's our

favorite Guardian he there okay I'm

dying to know which one did you choose

mouse get out of here ray come on

it's just that girl now I can't tell you

move you won't tell me no I can't I

don't know

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which is really starting to freak me out

now look going to part of the school why

am I stuck in here I'm a pad sooo heavy

trainer you're a pants ooh heavy axe a

mutant creature I keep you in that tiny

container and release you to fight for

me

you keep creatures and coated and

released oh just a fight yeah let's do

it

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[Applause]

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ah

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okay boys

game on

on the truck with you on Sigiriya I

release it Godzilla I release thee who

finally you just can't talk in those

things

whoa I'm a monster

this is different

use your atomic nozzle black

[Music]

behind you excuse your nuclear bottle

burn you're kidding right

and matrix a little help sorry Bob the

trainer can only call strategy I can't

fight the heavy axis what and he's got a

full set 150 of them not good this is

not good

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waiter waiter all right doc my section

can you believe it he ignored us yeah I

tell ya back in the days we will viral

he would've dared sky by yeah the

uniform meant something

we got respect and girl member

[Music]

I I would have a viral I mean like so

what if you are copies i'ma find us

friends or copies the important thing is

to be true to yourself okay one powerup

mark one naka do sir easy on the vaults

and a double D shake enjoy

well I think you're the real deal Bob

and I don't care I'm a copy of a backup

and okay as copies of God stick together

hey you're right what difference does it

make

I've always been me

[Applause]

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nice here what there must be something

you could do your own renegade Oh dry

[Music]

[Applause]

matrix ah stop trying to hit him and hit

him

sorry Bob

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[Applause]

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you know Bob I don't think you're

supposed to do that Bob you look

disappointed no no I'm not I'm glad they

won it's just weird

yeah really weird haha we did it give me

five digits oh man what a rush it's just

like old times huh Bob couldn't identify

you Enzo Enzo I'm sorry I met matrix no

coming from you it sounded okay sort of

right Enzo hey fancy a game a jet ball

no yeah

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Oh oh dear

why did he have to come back who Bob

I've made a decision I had a plan we

were going to be happy

go on we could be together at last

no megabyte to fight or hexadecimal to

deal with Damon was gone

I had a plan well you always do but now

what do I do

there's two of them how does that work

well maybe it doesn't now what's that

supposed to mean oh sorry I was just

humoring you well stop it give me some

advice what you have made your choice

how did you I thought I have but what

now when I look at glitch Bob all I

remember is what we've been through

I remember the bad times all or all the

pain I see and Bob

when I see him everything's alright he

looks right he even sounds right I feel

safe happy even when I'm with him it's

like coming home

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you

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