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01x11 - Talent Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ReBoot". Aired: September 10, 1994 – November 30, 2001.*
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Show follows the adventures of a Guardian named Bob and his companions Enzo and Dot Matrix within the computer system world of Mainframe as they work to keep it safe from the viruses known as Megabyte and Hexadecimal, in addition to other threats.

01x11 - Talent Night

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I come from the net from systems peoples

and cities to this place mainframe my

format guardian to mend and a fail to

defend my newfound friends their hopes

and dreams to defend them from their

enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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here's some fun in your dream birthday

boy

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[Applause]

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Oh oh man haha that was a k*ller ah who

won good question

you coming on in a bit I gotta check my

messages you go ahead I'll be right up

okay uh Bob thanks again for spending

all this time with me

doing all the stuff with use the coolest

present I could ever access don't

mention it Enzo it's your first birthday

you deserve to be spoiled now go on

I'll be right up you wish glitch get me

dot

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so I introduced the AK and then I shut

up I don't care about the lighting these

are just auditioned I like the red one

not the blue her now what

oh hi how's it going

so far so good Enzo doesn't have a clue

how about you way behind schedule behind

schedule like you got Bob the acts are

terrible the ones I do like and steer

and Jack it's a dirty job but someone's

gotta do it

you gotta keep em so busy at least until

2450 oh did you say so

thanks Bob you're a lifesaver

can we begin already Mike move it

and now here's a group that you'll just

flip for the fabulous yeah from bad guy

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Enza will love these guys now why am I

not surprised

next hello thank you Mike

and now the dire spell and harm

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boy just me and or these apps getting

worse

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[Applause]

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now give it up it's the principal

Johnny Oh bye no one on 101-101 1 101 1

101 1 101 101 1 1 100 1 1 101 on 1 100 1



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[Laughter]

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I think this guy is the one yeah hmm

Wayne is matrix is going to be children

in the audience I'm afraid I can't

approve of this one next

serving slow food fighters sticking fast

tools my life

please welcome as waiter I'll get out

here where on what you've rejected every

act give me one good reason why we can't

put this guy in the show sorry

and now and I wouldn't unusual twist

live

chuckling I thought this was band

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ah dot-matrix what have we here

lieutenant

I want six squads to scout the activity

on level one sir threw a party without

inviting me really not how rude indeed

it would be perfect

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seven shocky that's five in a row

nice job birthday boy I try megabyte oh

I say mom nice Hulk do you mind my dear

Bob then what do you suppose your good

friend Don is up to lately dirt dry okay

what's your problem megabyte no problem

Bob just curious as to why I wasn't

invited to mainframes little Swami then

ask one of your viral spies can't you

see we're trying to play a game here

very well but we are sealed playing want

by the end of the cycle

what's the idea what are you guys

talking about anyway

whoa oh you look here look at the time

hey want to go to the data slide I think

it's still open actually Bob I'm getting

kind of hungry I mean thanks for

everything but can't order the diner and

access to bite Bob and now coming to us

all the way from the principal office

it's that one the only forum

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unforgettable I have no idea what the

next line is I thank you for next Oh

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and now blaming first if you hit PS and

people you love it it's a small town

biome

covered in fear he has to be dabbling

with ESP oh it's fun to play in the non

by the way whenever with yet become

forgiven will he ever be hey found play

in the normal way that was great you're

in oh I agree

hey hey hey ladies and gentlemen vitals

and subroutines presenting the primitive

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that's what it is

bad hair great pikes need i say more

give it up poor captain quirk pack my

bags last night pre-flight zero hour

nine again and I'm going to be high as a

kite by then uh mr. burns so much I I

miss my home it slowly up in space on

such a times flight and I think it's

gonna be a long long time next

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oh no not breakdancing I love

breakdancing what might love your

cha-cha mean it well sir the jam is

molding in the kitchen and the rolling

rabbit gathers no moss

what are you talking about sir

mainframes population is conducting some

celebratory event online intern

2450 sir how very convenient for me

prepare for operation plan code - one

for all those people gather together at

one time

they will never knew what it

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thank you

oh I've had a great time okay but I'm

offline shutdown end-of-file can we go

already one more time for the birthday

boy come on it'll be fun Bob

everyone's here but we're not ready yet

sorry dot but he's getting suspicious

getting anxious he's headed your way

what do you mean our way when now who

are come on it'll be fun just one more

time birthday boy did birthday boy back

then which is of a parching let me tell

you

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don't hurt me sir we'll sixty four

gallons resubmission

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my little brother compiling up before

our very eyes

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congratulations Enzo and happy first

birthday now in your honor he's alright

he's ok he's a bright brightens our day

there's no doubt Cruz you better watch

out

and you married

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you're the best and you show all the

rest don't even come close

it's true you Mary

you're the tip of the cream of the crop

and I just gotta let it through no one

like you you're a fun

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everyone get down cover your ears

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ah glitch BFG holy moly

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baby

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I always wanted to do that

happy birthday Enzo

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ladies and gentlemen megabyte has left

the building

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