01x08 - Enzo The Smart

[bunniefuu]

I come from the net systems peoples and

cities to this place mainframe my format

guardian to mend and defend

to defend my newfound friends their

hopes and dreams to defend them from

their enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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I'll take them offline

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well a little brother you cannot do my

sister you gifts which

yeah ticket I just need a bigger shock

quick bring us the mondo cannonball

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think it's big enough Enzo I got it all

processed dot bigger is better chip away

to sport block-by-block low are general

users bummer

kitty use more powder

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cool

which step Bob hurry

big animal big dollar speeds are real

what are you doing

I wanted to make a date trust me

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oh come on he shot deleted him huh

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multitasking the large puppies this is

what I hate

Wow tell us again how you beat the user

yeah yeah I wanna stop well I just

spotted his weak sector calculated the

angle and fired by my deleting whoa

what's with Enzo is he fully functional

we've been like that since the game

ended

why so glum Enzo I couldn't figure out

how to beat that user I must be fake

basic whoa don't be so rough on yourself

are you just a little kid Enzo you'll

get better as you develop yeah don't

worry about it

it'll all come in time time huh little

kid I don't want to be smart later I

want to be smart now perhaps you will

try later my son as you know I can

really download wisdom to those who beat

me at my game

of course I'd lose him as basic as basic

and guess I'm low res downsize or a

small Harley with a backup someone

should undo me it and Joe yes come you

did not win my game but maybe I can help

anyway

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I'm not supposed to let anyone I mean

anyone in here but if you promise not to

touch anything I will show you something

really a numeric I promise

yada-yada-yada

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oh nice super cold the city's read-only

room a storehouse of all information

since the very beginning of mainframe

whoa pixelation and my favorite way to

become smarter by reading if you promise

not to touch anything

other than this window you may stay in

this room and scan the files in memory

okay cool I want to scan every readme

file in the system processing requests

when you finish just come out this door

be careful young Enzo remember that

anything worthwhile takes time yeah the

faster I go the more all no thanks mom

Oh show him how smart I am

I'll store every byte of data in here

that's all could you sing enter what do

I look like a nanny I think not

oh I hope he's okay I'm sure he's fine

this is gonna take millions and millions

a nanosecond this might even take one

whole second there's got to be a faster

way to get smart I know

access information on speed setting

processing request

mainframes clock speed and bitrate

determines how fast price can run faster

cloth speed and higher bitrate equals

greater processing power I just want to

be smarter smarter than what smarter

than Bob no wait

smarter than everyone how much harder

ooh

twice as much processing request changes

in sprite speed must be made from that

box speed room okay but how would I ever

get there

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no way

Johnny tour cool

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hello welcome to the mainframe

clockspeed room do you wish to be twice

as smart as everyone now or later now

processing requests

hey not any faster crash it all

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- everything's gone 8-bit what happened

oh there you are

hey where did all the colors go looks

like they're all here to me do I know

you

he don't low density or what I bet a

Gamecube fell when I was inside I'm

gonna get Bob

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congratulations for what we're finding a

way out of here

Enzo

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you are my hero I am why we've been

trying to get out forever you are so

smart

and I am so lucky my brother the

smartest boy in all of wherever this is

dot Enzo stand back

don't worry I'll save you save us from

what

gee I'm not sure is it from that

stranger it's fresh delivery for uh

Dodger Dan why yes it is

aha no Bob take it back yeah sorry about

that I don't know what got into thought

what's wrong Bob hello

Enzo de dust come in hmm for sale best

price in town no way this isn't a game I

did this and I didn't make myself any

smarter I made everyone else dumber show

up what have I done a god said the claw

speed back to normal before the whole

city crashes

Wow these are just perhaps anymore hey

come back you didn't pay for that

never fear for I Bob will stop him beat

then pause you have never yeah

what back here you vomit what incoming

incoming

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you

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Oh No Hey

how do you stop this thing oh that's how

great trapped in a game with these

characters this better be so simple or

were in major trouble between the aliens

earth and those oh so quiet email

statement rolling action first please

message this cross P doesn't seem to

affect Mike the TV at all but if you can

get any dumber

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please coach oh great

Oh in the first series commenced and we

will run how much money point filling

hands the more the better

wait there's more eSports government

starting position to the winner-take-all

- go lemonade er when we eliminated wins

the game another word from our sponsor

did you hear that we've got a score as

many points as possible for world wide

out don't worry coach I will help you in

we will help you win yes

you guys know waiting in our format

consider this point there's just one

thing yes what our point

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Oh

come on did

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teamwork teamwork teamwork hallmark of

the mainframe team

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oh he's not getting up from that one

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oh you know that what we have here is a

failure to network

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how are we doing coach

coach it's time for the Eliminator in

zone every user is going to be almost

impossible to beat because of his high

point total he's starting with a big

lead

the main primers could lose the game the

entire sector could be wiped out and

we'll all be mindless novels how do you

feel right now what do you mean thank

you of question how do you think I feel

I feel wrong I see and what are your

strategic plans for the you rest of the

game strategic points to the total win

that's what I'm not gonna let my team

either don't worry coach we'll help you

win the race I was afraid of that

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coach okay

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okay users jamming now

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we are helping we are helping the user

in on his final lap come on it's over

Jenna we don't want to be nullified to

think of your city to think of their

friends and the most of all into my

career this is hopeless

I wonder what Bob would do I mean the

smart ball that's it the smart Bob would

use it brain I had to transfer all of

you to the users team because you really

need your help to make it to the finish

line

really

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I'm hoping to make your go faster

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untappd one

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that smashing come-from-behind victory

was brought to you by serene 32-bit

lotion because you itch you are my hero

what's our problem I have no idea I hope

you learned you should always pay

attention to the road signs what anna

network are you talking about shortcuts

lead to dead ends my son wait a minute

you knew all along didn't you what are

you talking to me I learned a lot funk

more than I wanted but thanks anyway

you're not gonna catch me getting smart

all at once no way you think he's sick

have to be he's so quiet so still he

hasn't knocked me over for at least a

millisecond I think we should call a

diagnostic program that's enough for

today

these things take time you know anyone

wanna do surgeries in jet ball speed

board net tire jump smash bullying

vector ball Bob

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