01x05 - The Tiff

[bunniefuu]

I come from the net systems peoples and

cities to this place mainframe

my format garden

to mend and defend to defend my newfound

friend their hopes and dreams to defend

them from their enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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the bar way to the bar okay who else

the Mitchell came late as usual also the

download from first national database

called awaiting your imprint you're late

for a board meeting and nation ship

industry and you miss your flight

effector one one zero one

where are those two when I get my hands

on them up ah there they are

I was willing over there was my boss

here Ben banks loop-the-loop

straightaways and remember that wipeout

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hey Doc what's processing yeah you okay

where have you two been

we just stopped off to do a little

surfing on our way back from school

circuit racing that wasn't on the

schedule come on dot it doesn't hurt for

Enzo to have a little fun you remember

fun don't she'd uh doesn't hurt Bob I

was supposed to take answered with

ancient language class milliseconds ago

now we're so late that my entire

schedule is all family

oh you have your whole life planned out

why you probably know where you're going

to be at ten thousand thirty that would

be the input-output conference in Sector

one see you've got to take time to smell

the Daisy wheel I'd love to Bob but

right now Enzo and I are late ancient

languages mega boring COBOL Fortran

they're dinosaurs well they may be

dinosaurs Enzo but you never know when

they might come in handy it's always

better to be prepared that's your

problem dot you need to be more like me

taking things as they come

learning to do things on the fly living

on the edge problem are you saying I

have a problem yeah I guess I am all

those plans and schedules they're not

good for a little kid

what are you trying to do huh turn poor

Enzo into you totally pre-programmed

pre-programmed well at least he won't be

asked inconsiderate

randomest some people random guy died

chair willya no it's okay Enzo if your

big sister feels she knows it all

far be it for me to get in her way now

you're talking well dot then why don't

you put this on your schedule I'll kiss

on Mel before I step into this place

again fine by me

Bob thought you can only mean that you

get up little Bob Bob Bob who

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are you there

whoa Enzo does your sister know you're

calling me is it under schedule Oh care

I miss you Bob and sort of thought what

you want admit it fine who's gonna take

me get bowling or surgeries now I wish I

could Enzo but you heard that spending a

nanosecond with me could throw your

entire life out of whack Oh aren't you

ever coming back to the diner sorry but

I don't need doc or the diner nope not

me I've got so much going on that I

don't know where I'm gonna find the time

to get it all done

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I only call me on the mainframe party

line my name is Kay and in waiting to

hear from you now Mike having trouble

getting things done let's get organized

and lead you the garbage disposal for

the last time ends oh no I am not

calling him

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would you mind taking care of your bill

now

hair great care all right

I mean Oh No we better go Bob he's the

only one who can handle this boss did

you say Bob ha I think I can take care

of myself thank you

someone get that door

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would think someone just ago and you

thought I couldn't handle things without

what's his file name yeah Bob and Donna

both gone totally random I better do

something before someone gets hurt

oh you are gonna crash us all copy and

paste that we got a deal something dog

won't talk to Bob Bob will talk to dot

what can we do Oh God

got it Bob melee and mainframe we will

in will bulk it up will Bob Lee back to

the supercomputer wow we made

supercomputer how come this everyone now

listen it is said that broken friendship

is best mended by tragedy or apology Wow

alphanumeric deep uh what do you mean

exactly song I have no idea child but

you must ponder my words tragedy or

apology hmm

dude that might actually work

it's not healthy which engine what

is it

where are you it's megabytes it got to

me he told them he wanted their old men

to back up for a pop the design know

that your ba*ls he's gotten to the bed

window sees him whoa

hang tough Enzo I'm coming ha ha b-ball

that was stunning smashing but that's

not a lot they all are feeling calm by

relying on our wall all right well

what's my motivation

do you think he's so forth do you think

he's coming

dad you were beautiful marvelous off the

set get megabyte back off

why is everyone's fiber tank Oh help me

God

and all right old man Pearson's hold on

little brother

I'm on my way

nice and tight boys perfect

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here they come

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it's better work what you doing here

me I'm here to rescue Enzo what about

you Enzo called me why don't you just

zip along now I've got things under

control here

oh really I'm surprised you could find

time in that busy schedule of yours to

save your own brother

well I'm surprised you were even

available I thought you'd be too busy

you know living on the edge huh brother

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people

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g*y people any time now oh oh oh is that

so mr. supercomputer yeah it is miss

works too much

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and so are you okay no thanks to you -

well I would have been here sooner if

your sister wasn't such a me if you

weren't so basic so low-density oh it's

always me now isn't it look you're the

basic one don't call me mazing I think

you're about as basic as a cub I mean

why not a base up in the dictionary it's

you that I see them ow said broken

friendship is best mended by tragedy or

apology

astrology hmm

look it's time for Plan B me basic ha

low density hologram what for me thanks

who'd be sending me a fly a hologram by

hollow mark when you care enough to

protect the very best scent olive arc

it's so hard to say I'm sorry and keep

it harder to say I was wrong it's times

like me said I realize what a special

friend you are and how wrong I pin you

know there's nothing we can't do

together won't you accept my apology

won't you meet halfway

floating point at 40 matter

please dot you first no you talking

really finely

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again but I'm not worried mom I'm with

you and you're the best

hey you're no hack yourself doc no game

can stop a team like us yeah it's like

you said in your card there's nothing we

can't do together

my god

Oh

many girls with an average day here

preparation my card okay know that sweet

hollow mark you sent to apologize for

being such a creep me apologize to you

why in the motherboard when I do

something like that

screamin possibly because you were

acting like a dip switch fries today

were the one who said you were sorry me

beginning he fell off his Ocean's eleven

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maybe we should get ourselves out of the

game first argue later right

it's starship Alcatraz we need that

access heater great keep set the ship

for self-destruct this could be able to

talk now easy i squared we can use these

to capture the rapid come on it'll be

easy

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Oh easy unless you cut the main power

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auxilary power activated you got a cool

it Gameboy with the main power down now

all the prisoners are loose and the

users moving up the levels here toward

the escape time we should get the main

power back on first otherwise love

prisoners all over us and then go after

the user let me tell you Bob calm

thoughtful planning will win this game

not running around and jumping

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calm thoughtful planning I wish we had

time better get to that user now

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various

this way actually Bob I think this route

is quicker

three

danger self-destruction sequence

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don't use your PC you now oh really

I was going to try and reason with them

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he's not company oh please and I'm

just getting started

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clicking power

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I can't believe trapped in a stupid

bubble wait a minute Louisville glitch

pit go big destruction shot give me your

location I'll be right there

no the users moving too fast get that

name power back on I need to slow em

down

main power this thing's in turbo yet not

exactly my first language

I remember ancient languages who needs

oh ok ok so I'm a geek just tell me how

to get this thing online F slash 7/9 200

BL and don't forget to declare your

variables at the beginning just that

basic then go to 25 backslash T 30 31

then B / E flat V and watch those array

prizes /v initialize sequence begin

alright now here's the power bypass to

accessing an alternate route 2.5 thanks

Bob just returning the favor

looks like the users hitting up through

cellblock H you go right then up the

starboard corridor I'll slow down got it

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move doc we need that access key Oh mr.

user no more kid stuff what do you say

we take this game to a higher oh that's

got a smart

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hi

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you won't be getting very far without

this

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got running out of time hey we need a

plan a strategy crash the plan just get

down here now okay chase you and glitch

better be ready here I come

what do you mean here you come which

anything

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looking for this destruction program

deactivated thank you and have a nice

day

well we did it nice work not so bad

yourself

oh yeah guess we'll be seeing you around

the diner a little more really you know

those are really some great moves in

there your response time was amazing you

might even say you were acting on the

fly living on the edge well I couldn't

have done it if you weren't always one

step ahead of the user it was like you

had a plan all along

might as well forget about Bob and dot

we're talking split-screen City with

those two interface faulty incompatible

I went unmerged why they couldn't I'm

Sheriff you I don't think so fob that

was some pretty heavy keyboard action

you were laying down Bob dot

hey why do you do think you're going

into the diner want to join us no no dot

it was you you were the one that saved

our bidness Hey think again mister if it

wasn't for you down in

man thank you box those two are hopeless

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