01x01 - The Tearing

[bunniefuu]

I come from the net through systems

peoples and cities to this place

mainframe my format guardian to mend and

defend

to defend my newfound prey their hopes

and dreams to defend them from their

enemies

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you

Oh

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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period Michael oh oh whoa clock speed or

what

envelop

my trap trap yeah I don't think I hate

what that is Michael Ratley glitch

you're George tonight right on where's

my house

sorry guys end program better luck next

cycle Oh what I ask is a super favor and

you put a strong this why because I

never do favors for slime I don't know

it's just a theory

you're only making things difficult for

your friends my friends what do they

have to do with anything

think about it

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we need you a dot it's terrible

there's the new ones dots is down

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right the situation she's ridiculous I

am a dedicated server not on me

ever heard of a door ever heard of a

frisket Bob we tried to put foul dude

but it was seriously default a major

surgeon doing short about the diner and

started to completely offline the place

I mean check out crash grunts bus delete

trash logoff Enzo what I think Bob gets

the picture that's for sure what I want

to know is who and why

it's got to be megabyte he did to get to

me but I'll take care of it it's my

problem

if megabyte wants something Bob it's

everybody's problem yeah what's up hello

Bob yeah we'll help I can deal with it

yeah but I can't deal with the downtime

come on Bob what is it

megabyte wants some little favor you

didn't say what just a little favor huh

maybe you should do it if it means we

can stay online no way

look this isn't the supercomputer around

here we main framers stick together and

when it comes to megabyte the answer is

always no here copy and paste that

okay okay no favors for mr. mega virus

I'm gonna file myself right here to make

sure he doesn't trash this place again

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jo Bob oh this will be cool Oh show me

you Guardians are made of

backslash and cancels come in I'm not

afraid hold mega Bret

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my what a messy establishment but we're

still in business why don't you place an

order to go

such austerity I only want to know if

there's anything I can do to help the

cleanup effort you could erase yourself

now help good are being you know Bob all

you have to do is input one small favor

and I might be able to keep this from

happening again

no promises of course don't concern

yourself megabyte I'm staying right here

to make sure nothing else happens I may

be the new sprite in town but what a

fortunate return of events warning

incoming game

as usual they'll all do so badly inside

the game how gratifying I want three

legions in the sector to watch for b*mb

you try and get him all your evil and

dragon this body clock beautiful was up

worthy sorry Bob you can't play any

games until finish your work for me I've

gotta get into that game Bob wait

you

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Hey

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I had a feeling megabytes bucks would be

here did I make it

oh no no no can they win without Bob I

hope game over is user

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game over is user wheels

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the whole sectors mollified offline they

lost there wasn't your fault there was

nothing you where we could do if I had

just done megabyte his little favor none

of this would have happened

wait before you do anything why don't

you talk to Fox all right

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one and proven yourself worthy of my

advice what did you need

well megabyte has asked me to do him a

favor ah megabyte my advice is to stay

away from him the command comm has tried

to erase him at every upgrade but he's a

very clever virus damn firing that uh he

has bad file servers in almost every

sector what is this favor he wants you

won't say I see there is an old readme

file that says you should keep your

friends close and your enemies even

closer mega binary idea you will be

careful Guardian Bob I seen that look on

young sprites before don't be rash and

don't do anything on your own here in

mainframe we I know I've already heard

that speech you stick together

don't worry I'll go back and talk to the

others Thanks

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oh hi Bob how nice of you to drop by I

see now that you're the big circuit in

town I'll throw my chips in with you

please don't come him

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yes my child fun is Bob still there

you mean he's not with you oh dear and

I'm afraid he may be hit megabytes alone

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I'm glad you finally came to your senses

Bob not being ver mainframe you'll have

to forgive me it's taken me a while to

realize the advantages of having a

friend like you

a wise decision guardian I won't

disappoint you

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you

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tear it leads to the supercomputer blast

well normal pulse above average

volatility you Guardians certainly knew

your tears damn sure that's the idea

it's simple Bob all you need to do is

stabilize this tear into a portal

that's your favor that's what you need

me for precisely

you know only guardians and games

dropped by users are able to stabilize

tears like these and I'm so much more

intimate with you now than any user anti

and these you're just some colleagues to

make my visit shall we say comfortable

wait let a virus like you and your army

visit a supercomputer through a stable

portal I don't think so

what guarantee do I have that you won't

spread to the supercomputer and raid the

armory

we're going to plan B that's right take

advantage of mr. nice guy da was right

I should have what's plan B who quite

unpleasant actually

glitch crews what are you trying to

erase me if necessary glitch there now

let's do you go through now Bob must we

go through all these dramatics again if

necessary then I'll take you with me as

insurance how do you know I'm not

willing to go through it there psyche

hi everybody she started a bit guys I'm

bailing George drove right out of whack

right outside office riot they're

harmless

don't bother me with this now take her

back to the tower and file locker in

data storage the tear down the tear

that was some plan what plan I knew if I

let hack-and-slash capture me they'd

take me to megabyte and I figured you'd

be with them I'm making up the rest they

go along you've been around me too long

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leaving so soon

how rude incoming well how convenient

man seems I would believe you after all

God

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screenreader three boobs

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look out

I was close

true but it's not the user I'm worried

about where's megabytes

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there was the user doing spiral takeover

he's expecting the user this is not good

bummer now he got a mega user she's

coming around again

no not he'll head for the chair the

class 12 you know the game will

stabilize it into a portal and we've got

to beat him

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the wind clear of deck four feet heading



Dave bruss the chair is now a stable

portal at the end of the third level

we've got a nail megabyte before we can

get to Roger copy that a permanent wing

leader

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we got asteroids get ahead

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trying to loser maximum shields follow

my lead

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keep it tight people

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we've lost out before look out

that was easy enough various yeah it

looks like has friends erased those

metals following me

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hit the target icon on the bridge

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targeting range

cover me I think I've got shot

who shot

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various that case that's the entrance to

the third level

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places making me dizzy I'm on it

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time to shut you down Bob she's on your

tail

Yeah right cool

you don't have to fight me Bob think

about it we could be a great team I'd

rather be erased your choice Blake

safety one you had your chance to join

revolver but now I'm going to infect the

spa computer and return to corral

mainframe Wow

just thought I'd drop in

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quit litigate it's unstable again we

want to see how much I hate to lose bad

did you miss me the tear it's God but

how

just a little command I picked up at the

Armory like these do what are they

you'll see or maybe you won't REO it

must have been a return command they

come back to the diner are a hidden file

command yeah god I love them once they

were convinced that you and Bob weren't

at the diner megabyte is Cluj boy split

man were they Steve you know Bob

megabyte will never forgive you for this

never whatever I just hope he's got it

straight now when he messes with one of

us he messes with all of us sounds like

you've been hanging around me too long

but you gotta show me what's it like in

the supercomputer well it's got lots

around incredible capacity and you can

access almost anything it was nice to

visit but it sure is good to be home oh

I don't get bad enough of this clean up

is not my function

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