02x02 - Bat-Light Blow-Out

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Redbird and Wing ♪

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[Bam] "Bat-light Blow-out."

[drill whirs]

[tools clanging]

All right, Wing.

-Your new mega searchlight
is all good to go.
-[wrench clangs]

Let's give it a try.

Yes. See what this baby can do.

[vocalizing]

MOE, I L-O-V-E love it.

I'll be able to spot villains
from a mile away
with this thing.

Nobody can escape
Batwing the Bright.

[Batcomputer beeping]

What you got there, boss?

It's time for Gotham's
annual donation drive.

I figured we could put
together some donations
for the kids in need.

What a great idea.

Kids are not repair bots.

Try thinking about
what they would like.

What about...

[Batman] No.

I'm going to gather up
some donations.

Hey, we should gather up
our own donations.

-Oh, I've got
the perfect thing.
-[toy squeaks]

I'm donating
my favorite stuffed animal,

Tristan Teddy Bear.

I hope you have
the best tea parties ever

-with your new kid.
-[Tristan squeaks]

-[engine accelerating]
-[Bam imitating engine]

Engage the Bat-Booster.

[imitating engine]

I'm gonna donate
my coolest toy race car.

-[huffing]
-[toy car clatters]

I really love
these comic books,

but I've read them already,

and I bet
a lot of kids haven't.

Fitness can be fun, too.

I'll donate my jump rope.

Maybe one of the kids
will be able to beat
my jump rope record.

Wait, so we're just supposed
to give our things away?

I don't know about this.

It's not like that, Wing.

We're giving them to kids
who don't have as much as us.

Heroes help others,

even if it means giving up
something you like.

Mmm... I guess.

But, I don't even know
what I could donate.

How about a mirror
from your mirror collection?

I need them to check out
all my good angles.

How about your boom box?

-I can't work out
without my fav tunes.
-[upbeat music playing]

-[music stops]
-What about one
of your yoga mats?

You have seven of them.

Well, yeah. I have one
for each day of the week.

My schedule would be
so thrown off.

[chuckling] Oh, come on, Wing.

[Batcomputer beeping] Alert.

Quizz and Ducky have been
spotted in downtown Gotham.

It appears they are
stealing the Bat-Signal.

[Quizz and Ducky
laughing maniacally]

[gasps] Oh, no.

Without the Bat-Signal,

Batman won't know
when Gotham needs his help.

Can't we just replace it?

Yeah. It's no biggie.

"No biggie"?

Yes, biggie!

The biggest biggie
ever biggied.

The Bat-Signal
is one of a kind.

It's the only light
bright enough

for Batman to see
from the Batcave.

Then we got to get it back.

This looks like a job
for you and me, Wing.

I'll chase Ducky on the ground

while you go
after Quizz in the air.

Roger that.

[engines accelerating]

[both laughing]

Hey! Give us
the Bat-Signal back.

[scoffs] As if!

We're gonna use this
to make our
very own Zoomer-Signal.

It'll be so much cooler
than your boring Bat-Signal.

Especially because it will be
in the shape of a Ducky.

-[Quizz] Question mark.
-[Ducky] Ducky.

Now, Wing!
While they're distracted.

-[Quizz] Question mark.
-Launching net. [grunts]

[Ducky] Ducky.

Ha! Missed me.

[laughs] All yours, Ducky.

[Ducky quacks]

[squeaks]

Still using the same old toys?

How predictable.

Luckily, I've got
some new toys.

Batwheel-seeking umbrellas!

[quacking]

[Bam] Incoming.

[umbrellas whirring
and beeping]

[Bam] Whoa, those are new.

[umbrellas quacking]

[laughs]

Now hand over
the Bat-Signal, Ducky.

Wait, what? Where'd he go?

Wing, I need you.

Ducky got away.

This seems like a good time

to try out your new
mega searchlight.

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Let's see him escape this.

[Ducky quacking]

[laughing]

[yelping]

[Batwing] I found him.

And he still
has the Bat-Signal.

Quackers.

[Batwing] Follow
the searchlight, Bam.

[Bam] I see him.
Gotta catch up quick.

Bat-Booster, let's go.

-[grunting]
-[Bat-Booster whirring]

Whoo-hoo!

I'm coming for you, Ducky.

[Ducky quacking]

Whoa!

[yelps]

[Batwing] I got it, I got it.

You don't got it. [laughing]

[Batwing] Hey!

[quacking]

[umbrella whirring and beeping]

-[clangs]
-[Batwing groans]

[grunts]

Oh. [quacking]

How dare you.

Get back here!

[engine whirring]

Okay.

You had a good head start.

But I won't give up
that easily.

[cars honking]

-[buses honking]
-[Batwing] Oh, no.

-Ugh.
-[honking stops]

[Batwing] Bam!

I lost Quizz in the tunnel.

I don't think
I can catch up to him.

Hmm. Sounds like you could
use some extra speed.

Take my Bat-Booster.

What?

But that's your
favorite gadget.

Remember, heroes help others,

even if it means giving up
something you like.

[Bat-Booster whirring]

With your awesome flying
and my booster's speed,

there's no way
Quizz can get away.

I don't know what to say.

How about "Let's go
get that Bat-Signal"?

Looks like I finally shook
those pesky wheelies. [laughs]

Now I can set up
the Zoomer-Signal
on top of this building.

Give it up, Quizz.

You can't run forever.

Uh, pretty sure I can.

You're just too slow, Wingy.

[laughs]

You sure about that?

[Bat-Booster whirring]

What is that?
Hey, what are you doing?

Activate Bat-Booster.

-[Bat-Booster whirring]
-[Batwing] Outrun this!

Whoo-hoo!

What!

I'll take that, thank you.

No fair.

How'd you get so fast?

-Let go.
-[wire straining]

Fine. If we can't have it,

neither can you.

-[laughing evilly]
-No!

[Bat-Signal clattering]

[bangs]

[laughing]

Maybe we don't have
our Zoomer-Signal,

but at least now
Batman won't know

when Gotham
needs him. [laughing]

Later, Bad Luck Batwheels!

[Batwing] No, you don't.

[grunting]

[screaming]

-Ow!
-[Ducky grunts]

[both] Ugh!

Oh, man.

The Bat-Signal is broken.

What are we gonna do?

That light is the only one
bright enough

for Batman to see
from anywhere in Gotham,

and know
that the city needs his help.

Yeah.

Wait! Maybe it's not
the only light bright enough...

What about my mega searchlight?

We can use it
to light the way for Batman.

That's an amazing idea, Wing.

Let's go try it.

[engine revving]

[Quizz groaning]

Got any more bright ideas?

-[quacking]
-[grunting] Ow.

[quacks]

[Quizz groaning]

Are you sure about this, Wing?

I know how much you really like
your new searchlight.

Mmm, it is super cool
and really useful,

but it's like you said.

Heroes help others,

even if it means
giving up something you like.

Thanks, Wing.

Okay.

Let's see if this works.

[Batwing] Yes!

[both] Bat-tastic!

-[Redbird] Yeah.
-[Bibi] Nice work.

[Buff] That was
a great idea, Wing.

[Redbird] You saved the day.

You really did
a great job, Batwing.

I know it wasn't easy
for you to give up
something so special to you.

That's true.

But, now whenever I look up
and see the Bat-Signal,

I'll know it's still
shining because of me.

I finally figured out
what I can donate.

-It's my
one-of-a-kind handmade...
-[figure] I'm Batman.

...Batman action figure.

[Batcomputer] That's very
sweet, MOE.

[figure] I'm Batman.

-[Tristan squeaks]
-[static crackles]

[Bam] Whoa, Wing.

You're giving away
your yoga mats?

You're right.

I really only need one.

Huh...

Looks like someone's
feeling generous.

Batman.

You're needed downtown
right away.

[Batman] Hmm.

Bat-Signal's looking
extra bright tonight.

Ready the Batwing.

Do you need directions, Batman?

-[Batcomputer beeps]
-Nah.

I'll just follow the light.

♪ Batwheels ♪

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♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪