01x23 - Buff in a China Shop

[bunniefuu]

Ready, set...

- go!
- Let's go! Yeah!

Nailed it.

Come on.

Yeah, Look at that time.

Twenty-two seconds.

A new bat-agility course record.

- Sweet.
- Okay, Buff, it's your turn.

See if you can beat my time.

And not knock anything over.

I'm gonna crush it.

Ready? Set. Go.

Yeah!

Dodge the flags.

Now skip the ropes.

Yes! Now, let's own this mess.

Turn, turn. Turn it. Done.

Well, you crushed it, all right.

Sorry.
Well, did I at least do it fast?

How's my time, MOE? MOE?

Oh, you were fast, all right.

MOE. Are you okay?

Oh, you bet. Little duct tape
and I'll be as good as...

almost new.

I'm sorry.

I'm so clumsy, all the time.

Bash, clang, squoosh.

I'm just too big, is what it is.

Too big. And clumsy and big.

You're not too big.
You're Buff-sized.

Batman. Someone is stealing
a huge excavator

at the Cobblepot construction site.

Riddler could dig up a lot of
trouble with that thing.

I'll need some muscle to stop him.

The Bat-Truck is ready to go
when you are, Batman.

Excellent.

Batman! Riddle me this.

What do you get
when you cross a brilliant villain

with a great big shovel
and a flying mouse?

A batastrophe.

Get it? It's catastrophe

but instead of "cat," I said "bat."

If that's how you want to play.

The steering is stiff.

It's a whole batalogue of disasters.

Get it? Like, like catalogue?

I get it, okay? I get it.

Can't catch me.

Is this a bad time for a riddle?

It is, actually.

To answer this riddle,
you don't need to be brainy.

Just look near the ocean
for the stuff that is grainy.

Batcomputer...

Never mind.

Give the Bat-Truck a full checkup.

The steering is off.

I'm going to get cleaned up.

Roger that.

Everything looks a-okay to me.

What happened, Buff?

I just kept knocking things over
and breaking things

and not stuff I was supposed
to break.

Hey, that could happen to anyone.

Well, not me, but anyone else.

You're our big guy, Buff.
We need your strength.

No one can take down a wall
like you do.

I don't want to be just the big guy.

I want to be graceful,
like Bibi and Batwing.

But I never will
because I'm big and clumsy.

You can be anything you want, Buff.

It's up to you to decide.

But you have to believe in yourself.

But how do I do that?
How do I get more graceful?

You can do it.

Buff, you just need
a little more confidence.

I can help with that.

That's nice. But I can't fly.

No, but you can do
the next best thing.

You can dance.

I'm going to teach you some ballet.

Ballet? Like dancing ballet, ballet?

Yes, it'll help you be more graceful.

Excellent idea, Batwing.

They use ballet
to help big football players

become lighter on their feet.

So why not you, Buff?

Lighter on their feet?

It means more graceful. Come on.

We'll have you
light on your wheels in no time.

I feel so much more graceful now.

Thanks, Wing.

I got to figure out
what the Riddler's up to.

Batcomputer

show me a playback
of his last riddle.

To answer this riddle,
you don't need to be brainy.

Just look near the ocean
for the stuff that is grainy.

Riddler's off his game.
It's too easy.

The answer's sand.

And where is there a lot of sand
in Gotham?

A sand museum?

A sand library?

I know. A sand skyscraper.

What?

I can't be the only one
who's been to the sand museum.

Gotham Point Beach.

The annual sand castle contest
is taking place there tomorrow.

Riddler must be planning
to use the stolen excavator

to ruin the contest.

I wouldn't put past him.

The Bat-Truck is buffed up
and ready to go, Batman.

Let's move.

I can see my house from here.

So many things to squoosh.

Feeling jittery, Buff?

Yeah. You know
what sand castles are made of?

Sand. Well, what if I smush them all?

What if I'm not graceful enough?

Just remember
your ballet training, Buff.

You can do this.

- You can be...
- Light on my wheels.

Right. Thanks, BC.

The Riddler.

He's going to destroy
the sand castles.

Got to beat him there.

Light on my wheels.
Light on my wheels.

Steering is better.

Time to level the playing field.

Batman solved my riddle.

Why am I surprised?
He does it every time.

Light on my wheels.
Light on my wheels.

What?

Time to turn in your shovel
and pail, Riddler.

My sand castle is so much better
than those sand shacks.

I just wanted to make extra sure
I'd win by plowing them all over.

Let's go. I have sand in my shoes.

Nice job
with the steering adjustments, MOE.

Couldn't have saved
the sand castles without it.

All right, Buff. You're up again.

Show us what you've got.

- Turn it. Done.
- Nice. Wow!

- Good job.
- Way to go.

I'm light on my wheels.

Hey, you completely missed me
that time.

Did you all see that?

Buff completely...

Just to be clear.
That was me, not him.

Wasn't his fault.