01x18 - Grass is Greener

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music playing]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back♪

[Moe reading title]

Hey, Moe, what you working on?

Oh, Bam! Perfect timing.

Presenting my latest creation.

The Bat laser!

-Observe.
-[electronic tone]

[gears unlocking]

-[zaps]
-[targets retract]

Not bad, right?

-[mimics laser]
-[zaps]

Oops, I can fix that, I think.

Wow, Moe!
That laser is really cool.

Thanks. I can't wait
to see it in action.

I mean for you to see it,
because you know, I...

-I never leave the bat cave.
-[wheels squeaking]

Oh, I guess I never realized
you wanted to come with us.

It's okay. That's never
been part of my job.

I build the gadgets,
you do the pow-pow vroom-vroom.

[sighing] I have to
admit though,

part of me has always wanted
to be out there with you...

-[inspirational music playing]
-Being a hero.

[Batcomputer] Bam! It's time
for your night patrol.

Roger that, BC. On my way.

Have fun out there.

Tell me all about it
when you get back?

-Okay?
-[beeps in dismay]

-[Moe sighs]
-[bells dinging]

Hey, Moe, I was thinking,

why don't you come with me
on my patrol tonight?

Come with you?

[laughs] Good one. Bam.

Why not? It's something
you've always wanted to try,
isn't it?

Bam could always
use some extra help.

-What do you say, partner?
-[dings]

Well, okay.

When you put it like that!
[laughs exultantly]

Just call me Bat Moe.

-[xylophone plays]
-[Moe grunts]

Whoa! I mean, uh, Bat Moe.

Let's rev up and peel out!

Oh, sorry.
Did you wanna say that?

[chuckles] Nah, it's fine,

[engine revving, blasting]

Yeah!

-[zips]
-[engine roars]

[thuds]

[Moe] Whoo-hoo!

I've never gone
this fast before.

This is awesome!

You sure me coming
with you tonight
won't be a problem?

Nah, it's just one patrol.

What could go wrong?

[in sing-song voice]
Poison Ivy's here,
my seedlings. [giggles]

[in normal voice]
Some nice soil, oops,
some cool water.

And, of course,
the most important

yet oft-forgotten thing
for making anything grow.

Singing!

[soft instrumental
music playing]

♪ They say that mighty oaks
from tiny acorns grow ♪

♪ But my special seeds
put them to shame, you know ♪

♪ This backward burg
could use a touch of green ♪

[squeals joyfully]

♪ The greatest garden
Gotham's ever seen ♪

♪ Eat your veggies,
Gotham! ♪

♪ They truly are delicious ♪

♪ But pardon me
if they turn out to be ♪

♪ Just a little vicious ♪

♪ I'm sorry if you're feeling
kind of down ♪

♪ As my veggie vines
just devastate this town ♪

♪ From up here
you all look like tiny ants ♪

♪ While I create my
skyline made of plants ♪

-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

-♪ Gotham! ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

-♪ They truly are ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

-♪ Delicious ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies ♪

-♪ But pardon me ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

-♪ If they turn out to be ♪
-♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

♪ Just a little bit vicious ♪

Time to teach Gotham
to eat its veggies.

Or maybe it's the
other way around.

[laughing hysterically]

So, when does
the excitement kick in?

I wanna see some action!

-[cat meowing]
-[Moe gasps]

That furry feline
needs our help.

Sounds like a job for Bat Moe!

I've always wanted
to try the ejector seat.

Ejector seat? You're joking.

I never joke
about my work, Bam.

Well... [chuckles]
Almost never.

Bat Moe away!

[boings]

Whoa!

-Whoa!
-[clangs]

-[Batmobile] Uh-oh. [chuckles]
-[crashes]

-Are you all right?
-I'm okay.

-[dustbin cover slams]
-Uh, nobody saw that, right?

[Batmobile] Uh, Moe?

-[cat meowing]
-The cat?

Right. Yes.

The cat. [clears throat]

Have no fear!

Bat Moe is here.

[cat meows]

Argh! Ooh, ooh!

-[thuds] Ah!
-[cat meows]

[straining] No need
to thank me.
All in a day's work.

I could do this every night.

What a rush! What's next?

Well, I guess we could
clear those vines off the road.

Say no more.

This night patrol stuff
isn't so bad.

-[ripping]
-[Moe shrieks]

It's bad! It's bad!

-[popping]
-[Moe] We're getting pelted

by produce. Take this! Ha!

-[whacks]
-And that!

And a bunch of these, peas!

[grunting]

-[whizzing]
-[Batmobile grunting]

-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]

[Moe yelling]

[gasps] Wow! It worked.

No one can stop
Bat Moe, the Brave!

[Batmobile] Whoa, who's that?

Oh, no!

That's Poison Ivy!

[Batmobile] Quick, hide!

[tires screeching]

[Poison Ivy] My poor darlings!

Who did this to you?

You think she's on to us?

[metal creaking]

-[Batmobile] Could be.
-Looks like

we have a bat problem.

But no matter.

I've already
planted my mega seeds
in Gotham Central Square.

Soon they'll take over
the entire city,

and everyone knows vegetables
are the best thing for you.

[laughing maniacally]

Let's show them
how we roll, my darlings.

[boing]

[banjo music playing]

[boing]

Ah! How corny
is this gonna get?

[tires screeching]

[Moe yelling]

Get me outta here!

What happened
to Bat Moe the Brave?

Bat Moe doesn't wanna
get flattened! Whoa!

I wasn't built for this!

Okay. You wanna roll?
Let's roll.

[zooms]

Don't care for the corn?

Help yourself to some carrots!

[Moe yells]

[Moe yelling and whimpering]

[yelling continues]

[tires screeching]

[Moe shrieking]

[Batmobile] If you
can't beat 'em, drive on 'em.

Peas, carrots.

What's next? Brussel sprouts?

[boing]

I had to ask.

Any ideas, Moe?

[Moe] I'm sorry.

Moe is too terrified right now.

Please leave a message
after the scream. [screams]

All right, stay calm.

You wanted to come out
on a mission, remember?

I take it all back.
At least the Batcave was safe.

I don't belong in the field.
I'm no hero!

-[knocking down]
-[squeaks]

Whoa! Argh!

[Moe] I don't wanna
be a bot salad!

[Batmobile]
You'll be okay, Moe.

Just hang on!

I almost can't
bear to watch! [gasps]

Almost! [giggles]

What was I thinking?

Being a hero is a lot
more trouble than I thought.

I wanna go home.

Try to stay focused, Moe.
Bam needs you.

-Needs me?
-[squeaking]

I can't fight. I'm useless.

Being a hero
isn't about fighting, Moe.

It's about helping people.

And you help the Batwheels
every day.

Yeah, like with all the
amazing upgrades and gadgets
you make for us.

You don't have to fight
to be a hero, Moe.

You already are one.

Yeah, I guess I am.

Wait a minute.

Upgrades.

Yes! I still have
your laser cutter.

Give me a second.
Bat Moe has an idea!

-[clicks]
-[doors open]

-[chomping]
-I can do this.

-[clicks]
-All set, Bam.

Let's slice and dice
those veggies.

[mimics laser]

Activating Bat laser!

[yelps] My darlings!

[engine revs, blasts]

[zaps]

-[tires squealing]
-It worked!

Way to go, Moe!

[zaps]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, you didn't!

-[zapping]
-[Batmobile] There!

Squash 'em, squash!

[yelling] Whoa, whoa!

[Squash] Squash, squash,
squash, squash.

We need to dig up these plants
by the root.

It's the only way to stop 'em.

-[bell dings]
-Get me to that claw.

[engine revs]

[Squash mumbling]

-[door zooms open]
-[Moe grunts]

Whoa!

[pigeon shrieks]

Squash, squash, squash, squash!

-Moe?
-Almost there!

Done. [screams]

[squash groaning]

-[metal clangs]
-[tires screech]

Bam! Go for the roots!

Yes.

Don't you want some more?

Everyone knows how good
veggies are for you!

[shrieking maniacally]

Squash, squash, squash!

-[tires screech]
-[cranking]

[levers creaking]

[crushing]

Squash, squash, squash!

Squash!

-[ripping]
-[engine revving]

[squash squashing
in slow motion]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[smashes]

Fantastic!

No! My beautiful garden!

-[clangs]
-[Poison Ivy grunting]

[exclaims] There's only
one thing I hate
more than dead plants--

-[clicks]
-[groans] Bats!

Great work, tonight, Bat Moe.

Aw, thanks.

[police sirens blaring]

[Poison Ivy grunting]

Get me out of the these weeds!

Moe was incredible out there.
You should have seen him.

Does this mean you'll be going
with Bam on future patrols?

Nah, I just like helping out
and building cool gadgets.

Not all heroes have to fight.

Speaking of gadgets,

I've been having
some problems with
my new laser cutter. Whoa!

[thuds, clunks]

[thuds]

Uh-oh. I can fix that!

Bat Moe to the rescue!

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels♪

♪ Batwheels♪

♪ Batwheels♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪