01x13 - Scaredy-Bat

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[Bam reading]

There are no more alerts,
Batman.

All is quiet in Gotham.

[Batman] Or not.

Beautiful evening,
isn't it, Bat?

[grunts]

How about a little race?

My teensy little van, against
the big bad Batmobile, hmm?

Or are you too scared?

Activate drag racing mode.

[engine revving]

[engine revving]

Wha-hoo!

You lose! Scaredy bat!

[laughs maniacally]

You have
a pleasant evening now.

[cheerful music playing]

Ugh.

[fast paced music playing]

-Damage report?
-Nothing tonight.

Just needs to charge up.

Oh, I need a blueberry
sunrise smoothie.

-Stat.
-On it, boss.

-Hmm.
-Huh. Looks like your batteries
are still at 95%.

Must have been
a nice, easy night.

Yeah, but that's the problem.

Joker dared us to race,
and Batman didn't even
try to beat him.

Eh. Batman knows you're faster.

He doesn't have to race
The Joker to prove it.

[Bibi] Check it out,
Bam, you're on TV!

Huh? Oh man,
they caught us on camera?

We're here live.
In this exclusive footage,

Joker appears
to dare Batman to a race.

But Batman declines.

You lose, scaredy bat!

Citizens of Gotham
want to know,

-Is Batman scared
to race The Joker?
-What?

That's not fair.
We could've beaten him, easy.

Batman
isn't scared of anything.

Where are you going, Bam?

-I'm going to track down
Prank for a rematch.
-What?

-Why?
-Because now, everyone
thinks we're scared.

I have to do
something about this.

Hello!

-[echoes]
-Prank

Where are you, Prank?

I want a rematch.

Just you and me.

Where are you?

Gotcha.

[maniacal laughter]

[sighs] What am I doing?

[sighs] I mean, look at me.

I look as ridiculous
as that Joker van.

Hi, Bam!

[laughs maniacally]

Sorry, I forgot
you scare so easy.

I'm not scared.

And I'm here to prove it.

Oh, so you want
a rematch, brochacho.

Well, I'm sure The Joker
wont' miss me for
the ten seconds I'll be gone.

'Cause that's all it's gonna
take to beat you.

Oh, yeah? Let's do this.

Well then, catch me if you can.

Uh.

Wow, he's really fast.

What's wrong, Bam?
Can't keep up?

Activate Bat Booster.

First one to the other side
of that warehouse wins.

Hah!

Hah!

Who's scared now?

[gasps]

Whoa! Ahhh!

Hey. [screeches]

Maybe you're not chicken now,

but you sure look like one.

[imitates chicken]

-[sighs]
-[glove on head boings]

Wow, you must have
really run afoul
of that Joker there.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Ooh! Gonna need something
special to get that off.

The Bat Vacuum 3,000
gotta do the trick.

[vacuuming]

Too strong.

[muffled] Way too strong

Go ahead, laugh at me.

I deserve it.

Oh, no way.

We just wanted to see
if we could help somehow.

Thanks, but I think
Moe's got it.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't believe
I messed up this badly.

So, you look a little,
okay a lot, like a chicken.

-Big deal.
-Yeah.

We know how brave you are, Bam.

Pfft. Remember that time
you took out Toyman?

Or, when you helped me
rescue Batman
from the Penguin's blimp.

I... I guess I am pretty brave
sometimes.

I agree, Bam.

So, it doesn't matter what
Prank or anyone else
says about you.

-Totally!
-What BC said.

I guess you're right.

Alert, there's trouble
with the Joker van.

He appears to be building
something at Gotham docks.

[sighs] What's the vicious van
up to now?

I know you're watching,
chicki-chicki-bam-bam.

I'm giving you
one last chance
to prove yourself.

I dare you to meet me back here
at the docks for one last race.

That is,
unless you're too scared.

[imitates chicken]

[laughs]

-Bam, wait.
-Just ignore him.

Your friends are right,
Bam, this is likely
to be a trap.

I know, I know, but,
I can't let everyone think
I'm some kind of scaredy bat.

I just can't.

I was starting to think
you weren't coming.

Let's cut to the chase.

So we racing to the end
of the pier? Or what?

Well, somethin' like that.

I call it "Prank's super sweet
showdown supreme."

What you think?

Looks kind of, extra?

And really dangerous.

Well, extra is my middle name,

And dangerous
is my last name.

[laughs]

How does it even work?

First, we launch
onto the shipping containers.

Then, a short jump
off the ramps,

which leads
to the big finish,

a massive loop-de-loop!

First one to the finish line
at the bottom of the loop wins!

Any questions?
Or is it too scary?

Bam, everyone knows
you're not scared.

You don't have to do this.

Oh, would you look at that,

right on time.

Smile for the camera.

We're live at Gotham docks,

where it appears that a classic
superpowered showdown

is about to go down.

The news? But, how did
they know we would be here?

Oh, I might have called
in a little tip.

[laughs]

Will Batman beat The Joker
this time?

Stay tuned
for our live coverage.

-Enough talk.
You ready to do this?
-Okay.

-You're on.
-Excellent.

I'll fire one of my bursty
bombs, and when it explodes,

we both take off, got it?

Let's do this.

[laughs]

Okay, this is it.
All I have to do is beat Prank.

And everyone will see
that I'm not afraid
of anything.

[bursty b*mb bursting]

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoa!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Here we go!

[laughs]

I'm winning.

[laughs]

Oh, don't chicken out
now, Bam.

It's time to get loopy.

-[both] Whoa!
-[Prank laughing]

Oh, whoa!

The loop is way too close
to the end of the pier.

There's no way
we can stop in time.

This isn't brave,
it's dangerous.

Activate Grip.

Prank, you're going too fast.

You're going to drive
into the harbor.

Hah! Nice try, scaredy bat.

-But the pier.
-I knew you'd be too scared.

Now, all of Gotham's
gonna watch you lose.

Again! [gulps]

-Ahhh [screech]
-[Bam] Ugh.

I can't believe I'm about
to do this.

Release grip.

[Prank] Ahhh

Bat Winger.

Ahhh!

Ugh.
Uh.

Huh?

You saved me?

Yep, it's what I do.

Well, Gotham, that man
may have lost this race,

but by saving The Joker,
he proved that he's a winner.

Way to go, Bam!

You did great.

Saving Prank was very brave
of you, Bam.

-I'm proud of you
-Thanks, BC.

Show's over, Prank,

Catch you next time.

Try to stay out of trouble
until then.

But, but, you lost!

You got scared!

Aren't you embarrassed?

You're a scaredy bat!

You have
a pleasant evening now.

♪ Batwheels ♪

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♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪