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02x27 - Armageddon Outta Here

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x27 - Armageddon Outta Here

Post by bunniefuu »

why does it have to be a

spider I don't think it had a choice

neither has

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Norman

yeah

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this is the moment you have feared the

guardian and the good reason time to die

I won't go

easy Norman we've got to help him Verge

I'm afraid Norman's end is predestined

byan it is part of your destiny but you

you recall the painting in the chamber

of Destiny you mean that scene was from

the future it showed Norman's death yeah

well Destiny or not Norman's my friend

we must ES Escape Mighty W I'll save you

Norman no Mighty W listen to Virgil it's

my time run while you can Norman

no it is the end Guardian talk talk talk

youve got to help him Virgil no my

you

no

you shouldn't have done that Virgil we

could have saved him Norman would have

wanted you to escape mightyan believe me

had it been Stonehenge I would have

wanted the same I can't believe Norm's

gone and what is it with you and

Stonehenge oh don't even say it

Stonehenge well come on it's just a pile

of old blocks stone that place Mighty

one is where I shall Shuffle off this

coil well don't you worry Verge I'll

stop skullmaster even if I have to

follow him to Stonehenge oh mighty one

under no circumstances are you to go

anywhere near Stonehenge until after the

winter solstice okay okay keep your tail

feathers on Verge I hope I never see old

bone face again oh

unfortunate and I was so looking forward

to this little reunion whoops

sorry about the bone face crack but how

I always did outplay you in chess old

friend and now check and meet quickly

might youan through that altar you must

hide from Skull master in the one place

he cannot follow the astral

plane there the mighty one is beyond

your reach your plan is thwarted my plan

is proceeding quite well thanks to your

predictable intellect old friend you

don't frighten me really how

curious

wara certainly old friend once we reach

Stone I'm not scared of you

Talon Okay I

[Applause]

lied hey that's right I can fly

here what was I worried

about oh yeah

him no

no no

hey I'm still alive for now CER for now

and so is a certain chicken of your

acquaintance that's foul actually but I

will how shall I put this delicately

k*ll him unless you come to Stone the

hens and give me what I want yeah but

Virgil said you have 1 hour

and

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then I'm going to Stonehenge all right

but I'm not going alone I hope skull

Master likes

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surprises

surprise uh yeah sorry guys I got to get

something from the basement man

look who's here for your

birthday Aunt Harriet and Uncle Alfred

oh boy oh look at you look at you look

at him out D he look

bigger I'm not too big for me remember

how I used to toss you up in the air

Maxi here we go Alie

hey the back Howry it's the back again

listen thanks for coming but uh got to

go bye well how rude he never used to be

this

rude yes Max you better have an excuse a

good

one well I got to go to the Center of

the Earth to get a guy made out of lava

to help me save a 10,000 year old

chicken from getting k*lled at

Stonehenge by a guy with no skin who

wants to take over the

world sounds good to me I buy it I

thought it was that she lets that boy

get away with everything everything

thank goodness our Roger is nothing like

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that hi

guys

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yeah

he hey lava dude what's cooking

you

youve yeah I just figured you might be

interested in a little uh Revenge I am

cap

bar on

you finish

him

time out wait a minute now no no don't

get all hot under the

collar little lava humor there I've been

looking forward to this ever since you

destroyed

Magus okay if you help me I'll help you

fix maggus to great it's it's already

done oh

man stop this is a real bad career move

Laval Lord believe

me give me one good reason why I

shouldn't destroy you right now

now survey says skill

Master yes with luck one day I will get

my revenge on him as well well then lava

can I call you lav thank you today is

your lucky

day y oh mighty one has three minutes to

save your

life he won't come I've warned him of

the danger your foolish cap Bearer

values such worthless qualities as

loyalty and friendship he shall be here

you're very sure of yourself I don't

like

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surprises

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what is

itus lav

Lord and the cap

Bearer oh no he wouldn't he

couldn't he

did mag C him did you think me foolish

enough to be

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unprotected

FAS

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I hate to miss the main event but I got

to see a man about a chicken Virgil I

made it you must leave immediately

mighty one it's nearly the solstice

skull Master must not get the C don't

you worry Burge we'll be out of here

before skullmaster knows what hit him

don't think so

oops

crunch him you worthless pile of rubble

your mine SC

Master

wo I'm going to enjoy this yeah enjoy

this and now prepare to die no no no

wait wait a minute wait a minute your

boss is going to be my PR sure I'll

toast

this that's his

problem oh yeah now it's your

problem I

won Have You observe the power of the

crystal of

sh

no no

and now the one final

detail come on Verge mighty one skull

Master's power is too great I cannot

move P but you can

die or do I get the cap do you promise

to let him go you have my word don't do

it mighty one I have have no choice

Verge I can't let him k*ll you dang it

at

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L Goodbye old

friend

Vel you promised yes I did didn't

I

hold him warmonger but don't harm him

yet I want him to understand what he's

done in just a few moments when the sun

sets through the great trilithon I shall

stand in the center of Stone Henge the

crystal shall send out its Rays

containing the greatest power in the

Universe the power to

transform time only he who wears the cap

can absorb this power and once I have it

I will not only control the present but

the past and the

future yeah I'll believe it when I see

it and you will but I will soon be the

supreme power in the universe and you

and all others will bow before me not

only in the present but in your memory

and forever

more and what about me

skullmaster I shall reward you now for

your loyalty w*r

Mona I don't like the way he said that

no

no and

now the end of your destiny and and the

beginning of my

own

goodbye

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Max

I've got to stop him but how he's got

the

camp the

power wait a minute what was it Virgil

once said every person has a gift and in

that gift lies their Destiny well here

goes nothing not so fast bonee head you

fool you can't save the world I can St

trying you

will what's

happening it's you how could it me I'm

the mighty one or haven't you

heard you disrupted time itself no

telling what gamage you have

caused well I could say I'm sorry but

I'm not C you

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[Applause]

yeah

whoa package delivery this ain't for Mom

it's for

me wonder who could have said it wait a

second this is deja vu all over again

you have been chosen to be the cat

Bearer go to the miniart and wait for a

sign Mighty Max and this time don't take

quite so

long all right

Virgil we are back at the beginning and

this time around I'm really going to

kick pick some skull Master

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butt hi Mom I'm calling in from a pay

phone in Mongolia I got this weird cap

in the mail and now I'm the mighty one

and I have to help a 10,000 year old

chicken save the world from the evil

skull master so uh I won't be home for

dinner I'm a foul actually this way

Mighty well

it's party time okay Normie

later