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02x24 - I, Warmonger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x24 - I, Warmonger

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[Music]

there it is

wara zero

Island

the Earth's geographic center 0°

latitude



longitude where since the beginning of

time Hydra last of the Titans has

maintained the balance between the

positive and negative forces in nature

do you realize the significance of this

balance

warmonger no of course you don't and by

the time your feeble mind can comprehend

it it shall not exist since with the

power of the Lemurian Arcana I shall

shatter that balance

forever Dragon be

gone warmonger those are the pages I

need to control the destiny of the world

replace them within the covers

immediately or their power may be

lost to you perhaps but not to me

blessed light the wondrous Force which

gives life to all it is the dark which

permits the Oblivion of sleep Oblivion

is waste life is the ultimate good then

why is it that the good and pleasurable

things of Life are so often called evil

the answer is obvious hyra it is because

evil is the superior force and that is

why I shall now invoke the power of the

Lemurian

Arana that the dark the evil side of

Hydra May Vanquish utterly the side of

light and insufferably

insipid

good

a new age of Darkness has

begun hey Grandma hi look I just wanted

to tell you I had a great visit and not

only did I make the flight but since

economy was full they bumped me up the

first class along with the entire

Lithuanian National

circus Grandma hello hello this is the

captain speaking a countywide power

failure is interrupted all ground to Air

telephone calls enjoy the rest of your

flight Max go to the restroom huh I

wonder how Virgil's going to manage this

excuse me oo enjoying your meal I see oh

pardon me heads up coming

through oh boy no view no leg room and

no portal hurry up I must use the

facilities oh now I get it we're flying

into a portal

is anything okay in

there oh my

goodness oh what a terrible way to

go

ow what's going on here oh merely the

end of the

world good I was afraid it was something

serious uh Virgil you mean you weren't

kidding when you said the end of the

world he's a lamuan they never

kid am I going to have to get used to

that sort of thing and far worse follow

me mighty

one

I have obliterated the balance of nature

but that power is useless without the

power to control those forces now warer

the time has come to proceed with the

next stage of my

plan the page of control not here but

that's

impossible it was you who taught me that

nothing is impossible SC M that even a

faithful servant treated like a dog

might invoke the power of the

AR to take control of the most powerful

force in the

world master we await your command a

simple

command destroy Sky Master we here and

all right skull Master's going to get

creamed oh dear this is catastrophic you

see I can't figure you out bir if

there's one dude in the whole universe

who deserves a crean it's all bone face

but don't you see the prophecy calls for

the mighty one of the mighty one alone

to defeat skull baster if anyone else

destroys him the prophecy will never be

fulfilled and an even more terrifying

evil could overtake man

mankind oh no you mean we must protect

skullmaster w*r you treacherous dog call

off that monster I've often wondered how

it would feel for you to cringe before

me

master destroy

him

how dare

you

you're coming with me

no one sa SK

Master who's going to stop me I

am yes

again uh listen skull master I know we

haven't exactly seen eye to eye on a few

things you shall die Caspar yeah that's

one of them but listen guy can't we all

just get along at least for a little

while

no

a the prophecy can no longer be

fulfilled we're

doomed my taken skull Master's place and

I'm going to wipe out the mighty one so

I can rule the

world your power is mine to

command Yes

master

exactly what is that power

again look out br oh dear to

receive to

transmit to reverse to

[Music]

transform

Virgil the prophecy has got to have

something to say about this mess with

skull Master's demise the prophecy no

longer applies nothing but chaos

remains works for me hyra H got the

world to conquer destroy them

now

oh

dear I do believe the sky is

falling well Surs up Chicken Little I

have a foul actually at

the Hey kid big Bella now

bu here they are get

[Music]

them

[Music]

nor

me oh thank you Norman that tree was

getting a little too affectionate my

pleasure

M youan I was saving this page from the

Lemurian Arana to use against skull

Master but under the

circumstances you better give it

here mighty one the power of that page

is our only

hope

yeah a page from the Arana I must have

it its power must be great the cat bar

must not get it do not fear Master the

cat be is

doomed

time to B some heads

in ginate the guardian Hydra

WI

Norman

no the cat better will be

mind

gotcha

finish him

off I've got a better

idea I'll finish you

off

Master what is your

command thanks bir

destroy the

cat the cat Bearer will suffer

Master beware mighty one there is much

power in that page it can either bring

you Victory or well how can I put this

you might create a molecular Chain

Reaction resulting in a process not

unlike spontaneous combustion you mean I

might go kaboy yes well that is another

way of explic it this time you will not

get saved yeah well at least I'll go out

with a

bang wow man I wish I felt this bright

in algebra class well done mighty one

turn your power toward

Hydra your power is is

insignificant for it is the power of

light now feel the power of ultimate

Darkness well at least I can take it I

just wish I could dish it out a little

more I guess two heads are better than

one or are they your toast Hydra cuz I

know the real source of your power your

left head

you cannot hope to survive with such

feeble power oh please who asked you

wimo you're not worth the effort it's

the last P I'm worried about fool the

side of the dark is far more powerful

negativity is not power light shall

Triumph it's working the mighty one is

restoring hydra's positive

polarity

[Music]

I shall destroy the c bar my want a

bet ah light blessed light child of the

Sun a weaking compared to the dark

infinite power of space light is the GI

of light but darkness is the ultimate

end of all things wao I never thought

that starting an argument was what it

would take to save the

world the World perhaps but not this

island things have gone too far so much

so I think farewells are in order huh

not necessarily if the polarity of

everything has been

reversed the entry portal to this island

might have been repolarized as well

we better bail this Island's going to

blow any second we must wait for me to

make some final calculations Virgil what

good is your scroll

now this is not the scroll it is in fact

an airline schedule we must wait 6.1

seconds if my figures are

correct 5 4 3 2 1 go

oh no not again let me through quickly

hey I'm sorry look don't get all twisted

and Knots over it pardon me me

too well now that skull Master's gone

what are we going to do Verge well since

the prophecy can no longer guide us

Mighty one we're Flying

[Music]

Blind

a I lost this round to the mighty one

but now that I've gotten rid of scow

Master The World Is Still Mine to

conquer

really and what makes you think I'm

gone Stull Master H it was all a mistake

I he never meant

to k*ll me I know everything that

happened was according to my plan not

yours the lamuan sun symbol was the one

power I feared and so I forced the cap

Bearer to waste it battling Hydra so he

would be unable to use it on me but I

saw you die the pages of the Arana Grant

many Powers illusion is one of them once

again warmonger you have proved yourself

an excellent servant but we must prepare

for the final

Triumph for now there is nothing on

Earth that can stop

me hi do you know where you are

geographically speaking the lines

running from left to right are called

parallels and they give us the latitude

now these lines that run up and down are

called meridians and they give us the

longitude and and here's where we were

today 0° latitude 0° longitude right

here on this island oops no island and

we know why don't we see you