02x18 - Scorpio Rising

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wo

W huh

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what oh man it's going to take 2 days

and cost 25 bucks to repair it told you

not to ride your bike down an escalator

well it was an accident kind of all

right it was a shortcut so how do I get

around now

Max check it

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out oh I guess that means walk don't run

to the nearest portal

later look on the bright side by the

time you get back your bike could be

fixed 24 25 wow

on

careful mighty

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one

Normie so how are things in Good Old

Egypt huh we are not in

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Egypt all right EV Las

Vegas that Sphinx is the facade of the

new king tat Hotel rather ostentatious

if you ask me so what's the emergency

somebody show up in Vegas with good

taste there have been reports of

dangerously High radiation levels in the

desert surrounding the city we must

discover its source well I always wanted

to glow in the dark

darn thing darn darn darn darn

darn so uh where does this railroad go

and more importantly are we going to

meet a train coming the other way no

mighty one these abandoned tracks lead

to a ghost town called pedition the

center of the radiation region

well this is creepy I like

creepy let's look around you coming

Verge in a moment mighty one I shall

calculate the precise Center of these

readings

knock knock

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yeah H I guess we missed the Blue Light

Special awful big crickets in this

town how odd according to my

calculations the center of the radiation

patterns is right

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here mighty one I I do believe I

discovered the cause of the radiation

uh-oh time for some superhero action

Up and Away

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go Norman where are

you I couldn't find the

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door

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yes that is an unus usual giant

scorpion a most unusual giant

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scorpion phew that was some

ride oh please tell me those are

crickets wao

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and my bicycle has to be in the

shop I guess I lost them

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I guess they found

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me hey guys friends Shake no uh I

promise I'll never collect insects again

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FR e Lucy stop bad

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bugs my my my you shouldn't be here

young fella come with me uh yeah hey

thanks for the assist my name's

Max M put this on it's just a tad Radio

Active

here it is well what about you oh I'm

used to it hi Dr Robert

Scorpio wow cool

actually 72° F this Timmy is the neatest

b*mb shelter in the 48 states you can't

buy this with Green Stamps no s Bop uh

the name's Max and uh there were 50

states last time I counted yes be this

shelter was designed to sustain 10

people for 4 years or one person for 40

years you mean you come along cubby you

must be

hungry now if you'll just be patient in

about 40 minutes we'll have some apple

pie 40 minutes why don't you just nuke

them nuke nuke what are you talking

about who sent you here who are

you

oh nuke that's a peach kids today beat

Nicks bongo drums in that rocking roll

what next I'm on Psychotherapy for

starters what was that Eddie uh I said

my cycle is in for some therapy it was

the starter skip it say do you think

that the Dodgers will ever leave

Brooklyn this is hardly state-ofthe-art

I don't understand this at all I

couldn't find the mighty one but I found

a

tunnel we've got

company they must have cited our

oversized arid friend

W

no wait

that was an Air Force jet but not our

Air Force Doby their Air Force well

here's The $64,000 Question Dr Bob why

well Ricky it's the usual story after

all the b*mb testing the radiation kind

of seeped through my little shelter over

the years it's made me different I need

radiation to live now I can't live in

the outside world but all that's going

to change and you're going to help me

son

H all it takes is a little good

oldfashioned American Ingenuity like

this I've radioactively mutated these

little rascals to help me I control them

by radio to Tunnel all over or should I

say under the state of Nevada connecting

all the underground Atomic testing sites

with plutonium detonators you mean you

turn this state into one humongous

thermonuclear b*mb will Rusty it'll

erade ate the whole world and then by

golly I can go back to the surface yeah

but you'll k*ll everyone else on Earth

well yes but you can't make an omelette

without breaking a few

eggs I've been waiting for the crystals

I've been cultivating to grow large

enough to magnify the energy on my

Atomic generator but that won't be

necessary now there goes the

neighborhood oh well I guess I'll have

to send the Welcome Wagon so thought you

could fool good old Dr Bob did you

you're not Timmy or Jimmy or even cubby

are you

Ivan this is going to hurt me more than

it does you

son huh

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come

Norman mighty one why in Heaven's name

are you wearing a trash bag never mind

that we got to hurry I met the mad

scientist I know what his plan is how on

Earth did you find out he told me mad

scientists do that come on

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that's him Scorpio and I know just where

he's going we got to stop him how our

conveyance was smashed by a scorpion and

incinerated by the Air Force he hey am I

the mighty one or

what forward now

let's do

Vegas why Las Vegas according to you the

entire state is doomed my Scorpio said

he didn't need his crystals anymore to

detonate his b*mb I think I know why and

if you don't k

the last piece of a perfect puzzle

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that a boy Wall-E now the other

one look oh we're too

late follow those scorpions mighty one

play

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Milton the tracks just stop but how

we must be in another part of Scorpio's

complex maybe we're near the Detonator

technically mighty one we are inside the

b*mb ah party time come to Papa

Norman we got to go back birge Norman

has his Destiny and yours mighty one is

to stop that madman you must let

anything stand in your way

an unexpected impulse there has to be a

way out of

here not again

W okay you two just to show you I'm a

good guy you can watch the really big

show from here I think I'd rather catch

a rerun Dr Bob rerun what's that no

matter my scorpions have connected this

Detonator to all the other test sites in

the state so one omelet coming

up you do realize sir that you're quite

bad am I thanks to me the world will

truly enter the atomic age and you'll be

here to see it for about a millionth of

a

second what kind of world will it be

with no people quiet well bye now oh uh

one more thing this might sting a little

Virgil maybe Norman can get us out of

here huh oh I think that is highly

unlikely Norman had an extremely

minuscule chance for survival after all

he was in combat with several giant

radioactive laser emitting

scorpions sorry I lost track of the

times all right Norman next time they'll

cut it so close indeed we must still get

to safety before this device explodes

H uhoh what have you done to my crystals

now this expl*si*n will merely be

localized underground I'm going to have

to be fairly Stern with

you wait Norman oh come on Dr Bob you

couldn't hit the side of a bar with that

oldfashioned doohickey you kids today no

respect no respect at all let this be a

lesson to you

you ruined everything Skippy you've

destroyed the work of 40 years you're

disrespectful fool hearty and obstinate

but I like your

spunk fight you up we must go works for

me

uh-oh my mom really hates it when I

rearrange the geological structure of

the

earth Dr Scorpio and his pets are sealed

down in their radioactive prison forever

poor Dr Bob you know he isn't all there

but he isn't all bad I mean it's not his

fault he's radioactive speaking of

radiation I do hope you would't be

feeling any ill effects from your

exposure Norman I eat radiation for

breakfast Normie uh you might want to

skip a few

meals hi scorpions are pretty cool

little bugs they're actually really shy

creatures that will usually run away

from humans lucky for us because there

are several deadly breeds of scorpions

but that doesn't mean they're bad

they're actually great mothers a mama

scorpion will give birth Alive babies

and carry them around on her back for

weeks boy that's a face only a mother

could love see you