02x17 - Dawn of the Conqueror

[bunniefuu]

foreign

hello and welcome to another installment

of searching for other teasing quite the

strangest places today we have traveled

to Greece a land of many surprises both

new and old and although thousands of

years have taken their toll here this

continues to be a place where history

comes alive

what in Heaven's name is happening

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a huge lion-headed Titan has emerged

from Solid Rock claiming to be some sort

of un conqueror

we're inclined to believe him

um well then this is Nigel farlington

running for his life

of Zeus

the dawning has begun

cyber Sam trash those bull toys hey what

do you think Thor

are the incredibly Invincible cyber

Scouts gonna win this week of course

they are man that's why they're called

invincible

greetings mighty one Bridge you must go

dog town to get his quickie car wash at

once oh man can it wait till the next

commercial I'm sorry about you one but a

matter of grave importance awaits you

you must funny

so you want hot wax which that might be

painful I don't have a car huh hey you

can't go in there

but I don't really have a choice

at least I wanted to take a shower

tonight

foreign

are you all right I don't know I've been

buffed brushed and hot waxed well you

seem fine we must hurry

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wow you're gonna get a major migraine if

you keep that up

please might you want do not disturb him

Norman is preparing for battle so what

else is new he's always preparing for

battle this is more than just a simple

Skirmish

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this is a matter of life or death in

case you guys ever just kick back and

relax I'm ready come along mighty one we

don't have much time wait wait a second

isn't anyone gonna tell me who we're

fighting

we are not fighting anyone mighty one

this is my battle and my battle alone

since when since the beginning of time

the ancient ones called it the dawning

in order for Norman to live another 10

000 years it is his fate to Journey here

to Greece and battle the Conqueror from

dawn to dusk sounds like a real nine to

fiver don't you guys at least get a

coffee break in this case time is of the

essence if Norman cannot survive the

three tests of Courage before Sundown

you will cease to exist well that's no

problem for you Norm you're as tough as

they come there ought to be a cakewalk I

wish it would that simple mighty one but

the three tests are successively more

difficult and the last test is far

deadlier than the others yeah but the

good news is I'm here with me and your

team flying colors I'm sorry Marty one

but you can't come with us oh I see so

you guys are just using me for my

portals is that it I just wanted to say

in case what what's up all the Doom and

Gloom talk hopefully Norman and I will

see you later with new news of victory

bogus I gotta get back and help Normie

hey where am I

Australia oh great without Burgess

scroll I'm gonna have to go back home

and retrace my steps to Greece what a

Time waster

now uh let's see I remember there was a

portal that way or was it that way

it's enough Norman no Challenger has

ever defeated this great warrior and

this is just the first test don't worry

this one's easy all I have to do is

drink from the cup of Apollo cups I have

cups I also have unwoven blankets or how

about antique pledge showing them many

bottles of Hercules it is many many

centuries old

oh

I I can't believe it it's you I don't do

endorsements

Challenger

the battle begin my favorite words

remember

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I knew there was a portal around here I

guess I didn't mean Virg's old Scroll

after all hang hang on Normie I'm on my

way

oh great I'm gonna end up a cow patty

10 fast Challenger

but the sword of Zeus I will cross you

into Oblivion I know I don't think so

conqueror I eat guys like you for

breakfast

just put the Challenger order the cup of

Apollo

tremble before me Challenger by The

Throne of herrer I shall bank with you

forever yeah right Norman the

probability of survival is dependent on

several variables the amount of time the

strength of the cobbler your ability to

adapt to new challenges and the fact

that you seem to be losing you cannot

win Challenger

Doom is at your doorstep and its name is

conqueror

ah good news Norman my figures show that

the odds might be against you but you

will survive this first test I love good

news

well this is worse than two for one day

at Grace burgers and now diving for the

gold from the USA

this sure beats taking the bus ah New

Mexico so that's where I am and I know

there's a portal right around here

just wish anywhere it went

these are their besties bullseye

upgrade if I would have known I had to

swim I'd have brought my flippers

forget the flippers I need a harpoon

okay put the pedal to the metal flipper

I just hope normie's doing better than

me the Mighty God shall see you back

you over till it's over

[Applause]

oh it's over

yeah

I've won

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congratulations Norman but that was only

the first test and frankly it was much

more difficult than I imagined it would

be

maybe we should have let the mighty one

stay no Virgil I must do this without

the mighty one's help

by the mighty power of the Gods my staff

of fire will not even leave ashes big

talker

by Poseidon's beard you are pitiful no

one can best a conqueror

foreign

you must search for the precise weapon

to help you win the test

the ancient once foretold a such a

weapon but as for what it is or where it

is I'll be back later

you hope there is a later

Bend to my will Challenger so that I can

end your misery once and for all

just as the ancient ones foretold

the Bellows of Hephaestus

your time has come

you cannot turn your back on Destiny I

can try

all right

by juice this cannot be

ER you have angered me Challenger and

that rage only makes me stronger

you down one to go yes Norman however

it's almost Sundown and there's still

one test remaining the one that will

decide your fate

please

really built up this place since the

last time I was here he used to be just

a Dusty old gas station

foreign

excuse me uh mister hi where is

everybody and why all the dummies

[Music]

hey no offense but you are a dummy

unless this is a

fantastic sight

I'm not sure where I'm going

everybody

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Challenger as the ancient ones foresaw

there is no turning back the dawning is

almost over be careful Norman if you

lose the test before the sun is down

your life is over at this time the

Conqueror has a pair of weapons this

test is twice as deadly my kind of odds

power of Zeus let the Earth move

normal you cannot depend to get such

power

no

yeah

it must soon be over for you Challenger

why not submit and go to the underworld

in one piece

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don't you ever give up

thank you

mighty one

that I'm going in but what if your

interference affects the rules of the

dawning the results could be disastrous

rules who wrote these rules well the

ancient ones well if I remember

correctly the dawning is limited to

three tests one must complete these

tests before Sundown and one is allowed

to use whatever weapon one wants during

each competitive event

well that's just what one was looking

for Birch it is

I'm here to help you buddy no mighty one

I can't let you interfere look I've

already been over this with Verge the

rules say you can use any weapon and

you've lost yours so I'm Gonna Be Your

Weapon

guess I could use some help you can

thank me after you waste the test Norm

for starters use this before you go for

the big plunge

by the power of Apollo I will destroy

you

foreign

I don't understand this really isn't the

most opportune time to be looking for

souvenirs well what can I say Verge I

can't resist a bargain farewell

Challenger coming through watch your

back find the pipes of pan what Madness

is this

I call it straight boarding cops

your time has come

if it's a mine not anymore

I live forever 10 000 years I never

foreign

not only did you survive the dawning you

have defeated the Conqueror no one has

ever done that a record I knew you had

it in your big guy I couldn't have done

it without your help mighty one ah hey

that's what friends are for but let's

just say you owe me one big time

I too am in your debt

for what creaming you for freeing me I

was condemned to fight for all eternity

until the mightiest Warrior of all could

defeat me and that Warrior It's You by

the gods now I can do what I've always

wanted to do join Humanity

Hello friends

run or I will smash you

foreign

something tells me he might have to

brush up on his social skills

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which actually began in ancient Greece

in a town called Olympia they had the

same events we have now foot races

jumping wrestling and throwing the

discus but they didn't give out gold

medals to the winners the victors were

given a Garland of wild olives and a

statue made in their image now that's

what I call a grand prize later