02x11 - Souls of Talon

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gatekeeper I have scavenged 1 million

fleshless Souls of man and Beast Grant

my passage to Earth where I may hunt my

fill so long has it been since I have

tasted pulp and blood stand away Talon

only one who beareth a cap of the mighty

one may Open this gate hast thou the

camp open thy gate I have waited endless

Millenia for this mighty one and still

he does not come the gate shall not open

save for he who beareth the Cur wretched

gatekeeper I shall not be

confined it's the end of the world we're

out of 9volt batteries well I'll guess I

have to do my math homework without a

calculator on second thought maybe Mom

stash some batteries in her

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closet hello what's

this an early birthday present from Mom

oh what a gal it's for me hey maybe I

should go ahead and open it now huh then

mom's going to have to get me another

present to open on my

birthday she might get mad though oh

come on I found it fair and square she

should have picked the better hiding

place

right a Virgil

do I asked for a CD

player greetings mighty one a dire

situation await you at the rock of

chiala take the portal at the archery

range and next time wait till your

birthday to open your presents great a

plastic chicken doll telling me what to

do plastic foul doll

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well excuse me pardon me coming

through hey time out okay oh

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no don't tell me we're just here to get

a piece of the rock Verge hardly mighty

one some Di diabolical Force has

Unleashed a plague of natural disasters

over the face of the Earth cool and we

here to sell insurance title way it can

only be someone or something has broken

through the astral gate hurry there's a

portal 10 Paces that

way

oh where are we we're amid the ruins of

Nan matal a palace constructed by

ancient lemurians as a residence for

Spirits now I have pinpointed the source

of the disturbance here wherein exists a

portal that leads from the Earth to the

astral plane the astral plane huh are we

flying first class or coach I demand a

window seat and uh Hey sturis keep those

peanut packets coming

wa what have we here wait mighty one why

aren't we going in we are certainly not

do not enter that portal under any

circumstances whatsoever the astral

portal is not of this Earth mighty one

but it leads to places we dare not tread

yeah but isn't the astroplane that

happen in New Age place where you can

fly around out your body mhm but um cool

and can't you be invisible like a ghost

yes but we're not going to go there at

all oh man that's lame a moment I must

make some calculations there are many

sublevels of the dimensional Plains I

must make certain this portal doesn't

lead to one of the darker Realms of the

astral boy but one time I'm actually

gung-h* about going someplace nobody

else wants to

go well maybe if I just put my big toe

in mik you one

no

there may be no way

out hey I can fly wow is this

intense hey interesting view whole place

looks like somebody got air sick on

it look up in the sky it's a bird it's

the Hubble

telescope it's Mighty Max

woohoo the mighty one the all the souls

of the Earth are

mine waa that's not just another pretty

face surrender fool thou Hast entered

the domain of Talon hand over thy cap uh

sorry my mother told me never to talk to

strangers especially ones with no skin

and birds on their skulls

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later oh man it's following me

this isn't fun anymore thou Hast no hope

of hiding from mine eyes mighty one

reveal

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thyself well take flight and find him

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bird and when thou returnest with his

flesh in thy Talons his soul and his cap

shall be

mine breathe deeply Norman relaxation is

the key to astral projection I don't

relax you must relax Norman try again

Mighty Max needs our help on the astral

plane okay for the mighty one I'll try

let the body of light rise forth now

transfer your Consciousness to your body

of

light you got it quickly we've got to

locate Mighty Max on the astral

plane boy I hope this is the way out of

here oh I should have know it's a dead

end

hey what do you know a

CD I think hm no title just my luck

it'll be the Village People that's not

mine but there's nobody else here nobody

human that is so uh Finder

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Keepers oh these guys must be the Astro

paparazzi

man I haven't been this scared since

Margie wormer tried to kiss me on the

playground in

kindergarten another personal best I

better bail before bonehead wakes up and

wants

breakfast what's that

sound whoever they are they want out

more than I want

in

after him I can smell his fear and I

shall taste his

soul

hey the cursed cap is mine mighty one

fool this is my domain thy sword is

impotent

we going to stop it before it's too late

I'm afraid it already is too

late

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gatekeeper only one who Beth a cap of

the mighty one may Open this gate

hast thou the cap Grant my passage for I

have the cap of the mighty one then go

forth tap

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Bearer to Earth for I have

hunger

At

Last I smell Flesh and Blood ah small

appetizer to begin the

feast uh Norman you must return to your

body at once I can do

that you got to teach me that trick

sometime Verge if we

survive

you on

this oh thou can not harm my flesh for I

Talon am Immortal I like a

challenge it's no go Verge you cannot

use Force to open the gate we must ask

the gatekeeper what

GateKeeper

only one who beareth a cap of the mighty

one may open his gate hast thou the cap

let me handle this Max oh exalted one I

speak on behalf of the mighty one whose

presence on Earth is foretold in only

one who beareth a cap of the mighty one

may Open this gate hast thou the cap uh

no but

um what that's it can't we haggle with

him uh negotiate you know bribe him the

gatekeeper is one of the most ancient

intelligences in the universe it would

not be tempted by bribery I'll give me a

break bir let the guy at 20 he's just a

door

man hey hey gatekeeper only one who bur

yeah yeah yeah right right right we

heard you the first 10 times come on

gate dude walk with me here talk with me

mighty one this is a very powerful

entity I wouldn't make him angry I'm not

making I guy here angry I'm helping him

before he pulls the great big Cosmic

b*ner of the

Millennium what D about me you must

realize that I'm the mighty one the one

who Bears the cap you know just cuz I

don't have the cap doesn't mean I'm not

the cap Bearer only one who beareth a

cup of the mighty one may Open this gate

yeah yeah save your breath cuz frankly I

got to tell you I don't think you've got

a very good handle on this gatekeeper

gig I make my pardon mighty one this is

not a good idea get with the program

here buddy I'm the mighty one you've got

my cap how can I bear the cap if you've

got it you are the one keeping the cap

Bearer from the cap you see is that in

the job description and and meanwhile if

Talon destroys the Earth because you

wouldn't let me out to save it well I'm

sorry but it's going to be on your head

you know if you had

one only one who Beth the C of the

mighty one may Open this gate go forth C

Bearer

thanks a lot and um have a nice

day marel where's

Norman move

there

Norman how are you

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buddy this is a big headache Norman what

occurred with Talon did you do battle

did you wipe the floor with him buddy

he's Immortal makes it kind of hard say

no more for as long as the Mystic disc

of immortality remains in talent's

possession on the astral plane he cannot

be

k*lled did you say disc what you mean

this thing

the Mystic disc of

immortality C de San of the baravarian

Illuminati carried the Mystic disc with

him for 12200 years and they lost it

while traveling abroad in Greece don't

you hate it when that happens this disc

made Talon Immortal but now that you've

returned it to Earth Talon can be

destroyed time for a

rematch h if I'd been locked up for

thousands of years and planed to Chow

Down and as many living Souls as I could

where would I

go

by now Talon must have ingested half of

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Manhattan my the Mist

disc is that cursed mighty

one yo Talon bird boy lose something my

disc see I shall tear the flesh from my

skull oh yeah you and who

else

K pain I feel pain it hurts to be mortal

don't it see at the gate be there be

square I think I hear him coming

remember if we can make the bird drop

the skull Talon's lost half his

power where is

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he

and over the disc and I promise th will

not suffer long in thy throws of

death well gee that sounds like a really

fair offer can I think it over now can

die yeah rematch

time

riched mortal

pains you've done it Mighty Max the

souls have been set three you are indeed

the hero of the ages

Talent

W

anyone let me go or I swear I'll break

it in half unhand the disc or I shall

tear out thy soul and eat it whilst thou

watchest but he is Immortal Talon then

he shall suffer for

eternity whoops get is not unbreakable

huh can we not share this mistake dis

for the Earth is thine and the astral

domain mine we shall reign for all

eternity live forever thy death will

ever more await thee and infinite

tomorrows aboundeth for

thee you know what Talon that's really

tempting but something tells me you're

not the one who dulls out eternity so

you want it don't get it no

no my

this well I've said it before and I'll

say it again I am

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good

man I wonder what it be like to live

forever you were tempted mighty one but

I knew you'd make the right choice in

the end yeah but just imagine what my

comic book collection will be worth in

30,000

years hi have you ever dreamed you

floated in midair or traveled far away

from your own home well you just might

have in a way some people think that

everyone has both an Earthly body and an

astral body a YY see-through version of

themselves when we dream we might just

be traveling on the astral plane pretty

cool huh and I don't even have a

driver's license see you