01x11 - The Impractical Joker

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and that was the latest chat buster from

the fabulous cleveland bays and now for

all you little ponies who entered the

contest for a date with the bay's lead

singer chain link tomorrow's the big day

isn't he gorgeous you really like him

don't you melody like him i love him can

you imagine if i actually won the date

with them

oh

patch what if he really calls me what'll

i say what'll i wear

maybe that's him

you won't believe it the cooking with

cupcake tv show wants me to send in a

video of me baking something i'm gonna

be a star

hey my dad just got a new video camera i

could do the tape for you g patch would

you i'd really appreciate it it's a deal

an isosceles triangle is a triangle with

two equal angles and two sides which are

the same length

don't forget turn projects are due on

monday have a nice weekend

i'll get it

hello

hell

gene link here oh

mr lake is it really you

the one and only dreamboat

you mean i won we're we're really going

on a date

you better believe it pound cake

cool and cool it listen i hate it when

my fans bug me in public so i want our

date to be a little private you

whatever you want it doesn't matter

good meet me at the top of the clock

tower on high street six o'clock tonight

got it i'll be there mr link and uh call

me chained doll face

bye

oh yes yes

are you positive i need this a hat sure

or makes you look like a real chef if

you say so patch you're the director

ready

action uh uh uh today i'm gonna make a

lemon meringue pie uh

start with the cup of flour

i can't see where's the bowl

oh

sorry

and then now add two tablespoons of

sugar

dear

never mind the milk to the salt

no not the salt more flour

flour squeeze the lemons hurry

sorry about the mess but the pie is

going to taste great

on the oven

my pie

my five

oh no i'm gonna be late

starlight what are you doing here i i

was waiting for chain link that's

impossible i have a date with chain link

so do i

but i won the contest me too

who's that

sweetheart

but where's chain link

hi doll faces

your chain link

gotcha

i did it

you should have seen your face running

up the stairs i thought you were gonna

bust a g*n

can't you guys take a little joke it was

all in fun

good morning class before we begin with

the presentations let me congratulate

you on a most inventive display of turn

projects bright eyes do you wish to be

first

yes ms hackney thank you

my project is a demonstration of the van

der scheier theory of force as it

relates to molecules and i've put

together a model and a video to help

explain it

molecules are held together in a group

by forces called van der scheider forces

where two molecules

vibrate about in these positions of

balance

turn off the tape

bright eyes what is the meaning of this

i

i don't know

i don't understand what happened

i've been sabotaged

nothing like ice cream to cheer you up

patch has to be stopped right she needs

a taste of her own medicine hmm

and i think i know just how to give it

to her

here she comes

hmm what do we have here

very interesting

not even close did you guys really think

i'd fall for that old trick i'm a pro at

this game nobody can sucker me

boy i love a practical joke

i love playing practical jokes dreaming

them up planning them out

i love seeing innocent folks jumping

surprises

people fall for practical jokes get some

off guard throw some more face

i love when an elaborate hoax gets them

all scared

i've pulled off some masterful strokes

and i have lots more i can do

hey you swiped our burgers and cokes if

you can't guess here is a clue

who the likeliest culprit would be

hey a flying saucer i knew they existed

i gotta find it

wow

hello earthlings afraid do not be

in peace we come uh

welcome to pony land i uh i've read a

lot about martians you are martians

aren't you martians we yes pat you

how do you know my name

observing you we have been smartest pony

in pony land you are

well

i hate to admit it but you're right i am

the smartest pony in pony land at least

one of them with us you come to our home

great need for your brain our planet has

our problems your brain solved gee you

must really be in trouble i accept i'll

come with you mistaken you are not you

we need

just your brain

oh

wait a minute i'm not that smart you

should see my report card i'm failing

everything ask anybody

what's the matter patch catch take a

joke

we knew you'd be expecting us to pull a

joke on you and we knew you wouldn't

fall for the water gag at the fence but

it threw you off guard didn't it well i

gotta admit it did but how'd you do it

amazing what you can do with cardboard

and christmas lights isn't it and we

borrowed this from teddy

it sure looked real

actually it was a pretty good practical

joke

for beginners

matter of fact i can think of a few

ponies i'd like to pull this on

of course we need to make a few changes

put a fresh coat of paint on it work out

the design a little give it some kind of

kind of sound you know or get a fake

laser sword or two