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01x10 - Shop Talk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "My Little Pony Tales". Aired: August 2 – December 25, 1992.*
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Series followed seven young female ponies who live in Ponyland, a society of anthropomorphic ponies.

01x10 - Shop Talk

Post by bunniefuu »

one more curl and it's time for the hair

dryer

so heard any interesting gossip lately

well just this morning mrs nettle bush

told me last night's big

wind blew the roof right off her house

no

and worse than that all her clothes were

blown all over the neighborhood

aren't you girls supposed to be making a

couple of ice cream sonas

uh yes mom they're almost ready oh

they're lovely girls thank you so much

and speaking of lovely

did you hear that justin finally

proposed to moon glow

i heard it straight for moon goes mother

the wedding schedule for next month

well what do you think i think you

should help me pick out a new outfit to

go with my

curls well since i don't have any more

appointments today

why not mom

would it be okay if sweetheart and bon

bon did our friends manes while you're

out

fine just make sure you sweep up when

you're done

oh boy let's get everyone in here on the

double

so girls heard any interesting gossip

lately

well i've got a juicy story just wait

until you hear

madame percher ron once had a bow count

appaloosa was his name she's got his

picture in a frame

i think they were engaged once years ago

so here's my juicy story my neighbor

dyed her hair

instead of blonde it turned an awful

green i heard her hair fall up in clumps

cause she came down with the moms

and now her family's under quarantine i

heard a rumor that

dazzle has a boyfriend he sings with the

cleveland base or so i heard

at school you should have seen the voice

they jumped around and made such noise

for miss hackney

misspelled a word have you got a juicy

story

you know that stuck up pony who acts

like she's so smart well i heard today

in mouth she got a date

to share these stories it's such fun

it's fun to share with everyone

gossip friends as juicy as can be oh

i am in my glory when i hear a juicy

story so long as

hey sweetheart you didn't tell any

stories about anyone gee

i don't usually ever tell stories about

people but

there's one about my baby sister sugar

yes

well when she's asleep she looks ever so

sweet sucking on earth

sweetheart is that the juiciest story

you got

well she's only a baby forget about your

sister sweetheart

what about teddy hmm yeah you know him

better than the rest of us you must have

something on that bully

teddy may be a bully but he's not really

so tough

he isn't no way in fact i'll bet that

he's really such a scaredy cat

but when he gets upset or frightened he

has to go home to cuddle

um with his teddy bear

yeah but he can't tell anyone because it

would

completely trash his reputation as a

tough guy

a pretty good joker sweetheart

sweetheart you mean teddy really does

have a teddy bear

i i promise not to say anything

daddy really does have a teddy bear i

didn't say that

the teddy bear he does

unreal what he'll laugh here's about

this

no hey you can't it's not what you think

it is they're only kidding

oh please oh please later ladies

the starting g*n is sounded and i'm

history

okay teddy good luck yeah you're the one

who needs the luck

lancer cuz here they come

you're so lame you couldn't guard this

goal if there are three of you

at least he doesn't need his teddy bear

huh

the teddy has a teddy bear shut up

i do not daddy has a daddy

i said shut up both of you

you're here you guys

make me sick

teddy is there anything wrong no mom

just leave me alone

oh teddy what am i gonna do i trusted

sweetheart with my secret

but she she must have blopped

i'm ruined teddy your little friend

sweetheart is here to see you

some friend you turned out to be i have

one secret in the whole wide world

and you go and tell everyone but teddy i

didn't

a patch was making up stories and you

knew how much it would hurt me

but you wouldn't blobbed anyway but

teddy it just makes me so

mad i could i could just keep something

so now you're laughing at me too no

honest i'm not yes you are which means

you're not my friend anymore either

oh no no i made it worse

i had no idea teddy would feel so bad

he's always acting so tough

maybe we should try to help him the

question is

how can we make him feel better well as

long as ace lancer continue to make fun

of teddy he's only gonna feel worse

wait a minute i've got an extra

specially great idea

but it will only work if bright eyes

melody can get lads and ace to babysit a

bunch of baby ponies

okay ace one more pass and away

she goes

way to go guys what a shot

wow bright eyes and melody they've never

come to watch us practice before

lance ace we need your skills and your

knowledge

for a very dangerous mission

there is no mission too dangerous for

yours truly

yes just point us in the right direction

and we're ready to go

wait a minute your idea of a dangerous

mission

is to babysit for a bunch of

out-of-control baby ponies

i'd call this dangerous

oh no god

he just got a

i can't believe it our plans working

ever so specially well

well guys the most perilous time of all

has arrived as in baby pony dinner time

what the surprise here you are peaches

well i guess there's only one thing to

do yes you big strong handsome boys are

gonna have to show the baby ponies how

it's done

what you mean we've gotta eat baby food

not only that but it's essential that

you wear baby clothes

and gurgle and goo like the babies do as

well otherwise it just

won't work no way melody come on

oh if you could oh please see yourself

last

you look hilarious what about you

you make the best baby i've ever seen

only if baby lance does too yeah

you guys are absolutely terrific you got

us all to drink their milk

yeah but if anyone found out our

reputations would be ruined forever

hey i'm not saying a word

you know i wouldn't think of saying a

word either because

pictures like these are worth a thousand

words

not only that but you guys are the most

photogenic baby ponies

i've ever seen oh no it's not how it

looks teddy

the girls made us do it i see so you

mean you guys aren't really wearing

bonnets and diapers and more paint and

glitter

well of course we were but

it's a long story yeah kind of like that

story you made up about me supposedly

having a teddy bear

that was no story i heard you with my

own ears

but do you have pictures come on teddy

we never really believed you had a teddy

bear we were just joking

yeah a rough tough boy pony like you no

way

we were just trying to give you a hard

time and you'll never ever mention the

subject ever again

no way wouldn't think of it in that case

it's a deal hey guys you want to

practice out on the soccer field

okay but this time you play goalie and i

sh**t

you've got it lance

have fun teddy thanks sweetheart pals

pals hell teddy our secret's safe

and you know what someday i'm gonna have

to let you spend some time with

sweetheart

i think she's the kind of girl you could

really get to like