01x09 - The Play's the Thing

[bunniefuu]

my little pony tails is back with us

keep your eyes on me to annette's nobody

in school can play the princess better

than me listen to this ladies and Lords

of the kingdom welcome lame led thank

you thank you let's face it it's a sure

shot this hackney has to pick me for the

lead I'm the star melody this room is a

disaster area clean it up right now mom

don't blow a fuse remember I'm a star

stars don't clean they have assistants

to do stuff like that all right all

right it's time for auditioned a patch

you first ms Hackney I'm not gonna stick

to the script I thought it was kind of

dull so I jazzed it up shakes pony has

been considered classic literature for

centuries patch this will be better

trust me on guard you landlubbers take

your swords and fight these pirates to

the end Thank You patch that was quite

original next audition

and so lords and ladies I bid you a fair

add you all right that's everyone and

thank you for auditioning remember there

are no small parts only small actors the

list of assignments will be up tomorrow

I want to see what part I got melody

you're the star you're the princess

melody don't you just feel like the

luckiest little pony around lucky no way

its talons pure and simple clover your

guard a guard oh well at least I got a

part and bonbon you're gonna be the wise

old woman oh just great that's what I

always wanted to be a chubby old head oh

you'll be great we all will now let's go

backstage and see what needs to be done

melody where are you going we're all

supposed to help out backstage hey don't

give me the giggles I'm the star bye bye

girls well can you beat that looks like

the pretend princess is turning into a

real princess never mind her we've got

work to do Wow look at all this neat

stuff wonder what's in here oh gee who's

ever gonna believe I'm a 75 year old

woman bonbon that's the magic of theater

making them believe in the web you ease

let the magic of theater noble kings and

Lords with the rubber swords let the

magic of theater a cardboard son seems

so real you can feel yourself growing

warm a sudden flash and noisy crash

see that mountain top white painted drop

that's the magic of theater sexy

dressing gown made of hand-me-downs

that's the magic of bina creating an

illusion that takes their breath away

magic of theater and the fun of putting

on a play

that's the magic of theater

that's the magic of theater

help

do I look 75 I need to look really old

just wait till I finish with your hair

with a new hairdo and patches makeup you

look older than miss Hackney there all

finished you look fantastic at dress

rehearsal but not as good as me melody

your new hairdo looks terrific thanks

your mom styled it earlier today you

mean when you should have been working

on the masks for the ballroom scene Oh

chill out starlight in case you didn't

know I'm gonna be interviewed on PTV

later today wow that's really great

melody you look terrific on PTV with

that new hairdo can you do my hair like

that starlight sure I can no nobody can

have my hairdo I'm the star don't be

ridiculous she can have any hairstyle

she wants no she can't I have to stand

out kit kats can it's okay starlight oh

I'll take a different hairdo

what's with her she's so stuck up I

think I know how to teach melody a

lesson nobody is supposed to watch the

rehearsal but i want to see melody she's

terrific welcome fair ladies and noble

Lords to my beautiful Kingdom tonight

you're going to hear a tale I shall sit

upon my royal throne and tell you of

love between a princess and her prince

thank you oh okay okay where's my phone

this is really the dumbest thing I've

ever seen everything goes wrong melodies

terrible she'll be better in the next

scene you'll see my prince has sent word

he arrives shortly to read me a love

poem but wait is that the voice of my

prince ruin me that cannot be my

princess boys unless he's got a frog in

his throat I hear a knock at the door it

must be my prince if I can just open

this door I know I'll see my prince

okay that's head stopped rehearse all

right now something wrong melody

everything is wrong the play was a mess

I come off like some amateur have a

problem with the props light sound

effects you're the only important one

what goes on backstage means nothing

only the star counts right what someone

tell me what's going on here our star

princess riley mistreated her former

friends what do you mean former friends

it's almost time for melodies interview

on PTV does anybody wanna watch it what

for so she could tell all of Pony land

how important she is maybe we should

watch maybe she'll surprised us by

saying something nice Yeah right today

I'm interviewing melody a member of the

rockin beats and this week the star of

the school play so tell everyone how

does it feel to be the star of the play

I guess it's pretty important well I

learned a lot about being the star such

as the fact that one actress doesn't

make a play it takes everyone pitching

in to really make it work am i hearing

things melody serious about making this

work look those plays gonna be great now

welcome fair ladies and noble Lords to

my beautiful Kingdom tonight you're

going to hear a tale of true romance I

shall sit upon my royal throne and tell

you of love between a princess and her

prince it is a cold and evil night a

storm is raging

during lightning fill the castle I shall

sleep through this terrible night and

awaken to bright sunlight and the

crowing madam did you hear the news

there's to be a marvelous masquerade

this eve Pop's Prince gilbere will be

there halt who goes there oh it's you

princess they are expecting you oh my

eyes have never seen such beauty I am

yours to command o noble bright and

beautiful sword you have helped me

vanquish the dragon and set my people

free this is the greatest I can't

believe how much better it is tonight

yeah even I like it I hope I'm not

losing my edge fantastic everything went

great the costumes props the sound

effects

these are for you thank you ace so they

are just for me a play could never work

with just the star let me bring out all

my friends and hard workers backstage

they're the ones who really made this

show

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