01x03 - Pleasant Screams

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[Scary laughter]

So much garbage, so little

Time.

Mmm... This looks lip-smacking

Good.

Greetings!

I see you've decided to crawl

Out of your coffins and join

Me for a midnight snack.

Perhaps a little... Screech

Cobbler?

Aahh!

It's good for what flails

You.

Or maybe something really

Gross... Nice,

Fresh... Carrots!

Aww... It's no use.

No matter what I eat, I just

Can't sleep.

Nightmares, that's

The problem.

I haven't been having any.

Maybe a little dreadtime story

Can scare up a good fright's

Rest.

Now, here's a good one.

I call it..."Pleasant

Screams."

Where am i?

Who am i?

Aaahhh!

Oh, a graveyard.

Great.

What am I doing here?

Or maybe I'm... Oh, my!

Aw, that's ridiculous.

If I were, I'd be

In the ground.

[Evil laughter]

Ach-hem.

Okay.

Ooof!

Uhhh!

Hey, watch where you're

Going, young lady!

Well, for your information,

Mr.... Mr.... Mr. Purdy?

Yes, that's right.

I am... Felix purdy.

And you, you're, um...

Jenny.

Jenny lawson.

We know each other?

Yes, but from where?

What else?

What else can you remember?

I don't know!

The rest is a blank.

Me, too.

For a moment, I thought...

Ha-ha-ha... I thought I was

Dead... Ha-ha-ha.

We're not dead, mr. Purdy.

But they are!

Bye!

What?

[Evil laughter]

Jenny?

Jennnny!

Come on, come on!

Get outta my way!

Mr. Purdy!

Aaahhh!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Darn lock!

We gotta get out of here,

Jenny.

Help me.

Uh, mr. Purdy...

Hey!

Why, hello.

What's your problem?

Polite.

Be polite, now.

He's got a key.

Ha-ha.

Well... Ha-ha-ha... What are

You waiting for?

Ha-ha.

Take the key, mr. Purdy,

Or make him open it!

Listen, buster, I lift

Weights, you know.

Now, either you give us that

Key, or...

[Gasps!]

Now you did it!

Me?

I didn't hear you saying

"Pretty please."

Mr. Purdy, look!

Huh?

Who are you?

Hey!

Don't worry, jenny.

I'm right behind ya.

Aaahhh...

Uhh... Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhhhhh!

Bad dream... Really bad dream.

Ha-ha.

Mr. Purdy, move!

Mr. Purdy, move it!

What in blazes... Ooof!

Oooh... What did you do that

For?

To keep ya from being

A stain on the sidewalk.

I'm too old for this.

I don't understand anything...

You, this!

Join the club.

Where are we?

Tokyo?

I'm outta here!

Wait, listen, jenny!

I think we should stick

Together.

Yeah, right!

So you have something to hide

Behind in case no-face shows

Up again?

Well, yeah.

But... It's for your

Protection.

Okay, okay... Mine, too.

But there's safety in numbers,

Okay?

You know, two heads are better

Than one.

[Gasp!]

Oh, yeah?

Godan!

Godan?

Yeahhh!

Yeah, right!

Aaahhh!

Mr. Purdy, you're

The adult.

Do something!

Turn here!

Nice going, mr. Purdy.

We're trapped.

Well, I don't recall

You blazing any trails.

Aaahhh!

This can't be happening.

Great, why don't you tell

That to godan.

Aaahhh!

[Gasps!]

Dynaman!

It's dynaman!

Aaahhh!

Not "aaahhh", mr. Purdy.

Yay!

Yay?

Don't you read comics,

Mr. Purdy?

Dynaman just happens to be

The one person who can take

On godan.

You're saying we're

In a comic book.

Oh, brother!

Him, not us.

Well, what are you waiting

For, dynaman?

Yeah, come on, dynadud.

Do something!

Now, watch this!

[Cough, cough, cough].

Hey!

It's him... The same!

Oh, my... Yaaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Mr. Purdy, wait!

Not that way!

Why not?

[Cough, cough].

That's why.

Whoa..ohh... Ohh!

Get your rotten hands off me!

Yaaahhh...

I've... I've got you.

Let go of me!

Mr. Purdy?

Jenny?

Now where are we?

Why is all this happening,

Mr. Purdy?

I want it to stop... Now!

So do i, jenny.

But no such luck.

Yaaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Let him go!

Let mr. Purdy go!

Jenny, no!

Jenny, stop!

Let him gooo!

Aah!

Whoa!

On second thought, go ahead.

He's all yours.

Do something!

Jenny!

Jenny!

Awww... To heck with it.

She's a tough kid.

She'll be fine, just fine.

Besides, why should I go

In there and... Uhh, uhh,

Uhhhhh!

♪ Deck the halls with boughs

Of holly ♪♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪♪

♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪♪

♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪

Well, a knight in shining

Armour.

Hmm... Just what I need.

Thanks.

Aahhh!

Not again!

Who are you?

What are you?

Why... Why do I feel I know

You?

Answer me!

Never mind.

Aaahhh!

Mr. Purdy?

Help!

Jenny, are you in there?

No, I'm not.

What do you think?

Come on!

Come on!

Help me!

Help, please!

Back off, bud!

Yaahhh!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh...

Mr. Purdy?

I'm here, jenny.

Where's here, mr. Purdy?

I'm afraid to look.

A swamp.

We're in a swamp.

Aww... Why doesn't anything

Happen to us?

We've been swallowed, thrown,

Trampled.

I don't know.

All I know is I can't take

This anymore!

I'm losing it!

Why is this happening to me?

[Echoes]

To me!

To me!

To me!

To me!

To me...

Oh, don't be such a wimp.

This is no picnic for me

Either.

Well, you're not exactly

Helping things.

At least I'm not freaking

Out...

Yet.

Wait a second.

Wait a second!

That's it!

What?

That's why we don't

Remember anything

But our names!

It all makes sense!

Yeah, yeah.

Nothing happens to us,

Because... Because this isn't

Real!

Jenny, this is all a dream!

You really are losing it,

Mr. Purdy.

But whose dream is it?

What the...

This is all your doing,

Isn't it?

This is your dream!

Gimme a break.

You're not putting me

Through another second

Of this!

Wake up, wake up, wake up,

Now!

Oh, for pete's sake,

Mr. Purdy.

If this were my dream, why am

I putting myself through it,

Too?

Think about it, sherlock,

While I row us quickly

To the shack.

Shack?

Where.

To your left.

Why are we going there?

Because we have to.

Why.

Because we're being chased

By a blob!

That's why!

Oh, what next?

I had to ask.

Row!

Aaahhh!

Yaaahhh!

Is it me, or are we getting

Used to this?

Kinda.

Ah, tombstones.

Think it's a hint.

Let's just hope the place

Is blob-proof.

Dream or not, this is all

So... Childish.

Blobs, zombies, two-headed

Giant reptiles.

Yeah, sounds like a great

Triple feature at

The drive-in.

Jenny!

What?

Yaaahhh!

Cute one.

If you're into stone.

He seems very serious.

Yeah.

Yaaahhh!

Mr. Purdy, what are

You looking for?

The faceless guy.

Who needs him?

I'd say we've got our hands

Full.

Yaaahhh!

Let go of me!

I need something.

Uhhhhhh!

Uhhh... It's too heavy.

I can't move it.

Uh-oh!

Oh, mr. Purdy!

Okay!

Mr. Purdy?

Don't worry, jenny!

I'm ready for him!

That's the handle.

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.

Rats!

Aaahhh!

Not good enough, mr. Purdy!

Ow!

I'm coming, dear!

Nooo!

Whew!

Anything else, dear?

Soft drink, tea?

Look out!

Oh, what next?

Hey, watch the suit!

Ya got him, mr. Purdy!

Ya got him!

But now I know why

The faceless guy didn't show up.

What?

Oh, ya didn't get him,

Mr. Purdy!

Ya didn't get him!

It doesn't matter, jenny!

This is never going to stop,

Because this is a dream...

His dream.

He's the one who's been doing

All this to us, again

And again and again.

Putting us through this

Never-ending t*rture chamber.

Who are you?

He's gotta be someone

We know, mr. Purdy.

Someone we... We weren't nice

To?

Obviously.

Someone we were mean to.

I'm following you.

Someone... We tortured?

Oh, my... Darryll kregman!

I remember!

I'm a teacher.

I'm in your class.

And so is darryll kregman.

Figures, you little twerp!

Sleeping in my class again,

Eh, mr. Kregman?

Make him wake up,

Mr. Purdy!

Make him wake up!

Wake up, kregman!

Wake up!

Do you hear me?

Wake up!

Wake up!

What?

Huh?

Rise and shine,

Mr. Kregman.

Did you have a nice snooze?

Yeah.

I... I mean... Uh, sorry, sir.

Well, "sorry, sir" doesn't

Cut it, mister!

♪ Darryll's gonna get it ♪♪

It's just... I-i have a hard

Time with latin, sir.

Oh, that's right.

How silly of me.

Comic books and monster movies

Are more your cup of tea, hmm,

Mr. Kregman.

I tried to transfer

To a creative writing class,

Mr. Purdy.

No one transfers out

Of my class, mister!

No one!

How'd you like that?

Ach-hem.

Aah... Aah...

Mr. Purdy?

Mr. Purdy!

Mr. Purdy!

Tokyo?

Darryll's falling asleep

Again, mr. Purdy!

What?

Aaahhh...

Mr. Purdy!

No, not againnn!

Aaahhh...

[Alarm clock sounding]

What a nightmare!

Ohhh.

Gee, mr. Purdy.

I don't know what to say,

Except thanks for

The transfer.

Don't mention it, darryll

Heh-heh-heh.

He means dozy darryll.

Enough of that, young lady!

Yes, sir!

Sorry, darryll.

Oh!

Uh, sir, how come you're

Being so nice to me all

Of a sudden?

Well, darryll, let's just

Say... No, let's just... Well,

Let's just say I finally woke

Up and smelled the coffin...

I-i-i mean, the coffee.

Ha-ha-ha... Oh.

[Whistling to deck the halls]

[Alarm clock sounding]

Eeyaahh!

Well, that little chiller did

The trick.

I'm a new cryptkeeper.

I guess being a rat

To a mousey-type like darryll

Really doesn't pay.

Just ask mr. Purdy.

He learned the hard way that

It's not healthy to go to bed

With a guilty conscience.

Your dreams might come back

To haunt you.

Hey, a nice big scabapple.

Yuck!

No worms!

Until next time, boils

And ghouls... Pleasant screams!

Hee-hee-hee-hee...

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