01x33 - Scare Apparent

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uh

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are you ready

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[Applause]

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jump jump

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so was that fun or what did you say hi

to the disembodied head oh sabrina you

were so close but not close enough

you'll have to go back and try again oh

right sabrina unless you can travel all

the way through the netherworld vortex

you're never gonna make it to which

sling level three you wanna be held back

at level one your whole life it's dweeb

city soon no one will speak to you but

warty trolls and bad suits and cheap

leprechauns who borrow your gold and

never pay you back if i ever find that

little twerp look sabrina you shouldn't

be put off by a little failure it's the

only real road to success sorry aunt

zelda but this road's just too scary

ugh

maybe she'll feel better after a good

night's sleep

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salem

say one

uh why do you hear something yeah

you waking me up out of a perfect dream

yasmine bleath and i were lifeguards on

a tuna boat

was that

don't hurt me

take her

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it's coming from under the bed

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hold it i know why we were running but

why was it running

oh

please don't look

hurt me hey

he's afraid of us

salem cut it out don't mind him it's

okay we won't harm you come on out

i'm sabrina

who are you and why were you under my

bed

my name is bogey i am a boogeyman

i'm sorry you said a boogeyman as in the

scariest creature alive

that's right

please excuse me i have to go behind

that door and laugh till i hurt i don't

blame you i can't scare anything

mockingbirds mock me why do you want to

scare anybody it's my dad he wants me to

be a bogeyman like him but it's no use

i'm too afraid of everything myself

come on no one's afraid of everything oh

no

i'm afraid of shampoo pancake mix and

extra strength spray starch and those

are only the household convenience

products well who isn't oh that's right

everybody

i'm also afraid of the dark hamstring

cheese

most of all i'm afraid of my father i

sometimes get this weird feeling that

he's watching me oh everyone thinks that

about their parents but it's never true

dad loves this scare stuff but i stink

at it

how am i gonna face him

i think the pressure's giving me a rash

is my tongue coated

hey

it's uh kind of hard to tell

anyway i know how you feel it's tough

when everyone's pressuring you to

succeed and you just can't you too huh

yeah i'm supposed to make it through the

netherworld vortex but it is so not fun

the vortex gee i love that place sure

the vortex is probably easy for you just

like the mortar world is for me it just

depends on what you're familiar with

got it

don't do that

boogie we can help each other i know the

mortar roll pretty well i could teach

him not to be afraid of mortal things

and you could teach me not to be afraid

of the vortex gee i don't know

all this lack of fear stuff sounds risky

i'll show you you said you're scared of

the dark right but a dark room isn't any

more dangerous than the same room with

light boogie look at this room nothing

scary right yeah i guess and when i turn

out the light it's exactly the same

except it's dark

maybe next time you can teach him about

that thing we call a door

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hi

hi i thought about what you said

you think you could really help me not

be afraid

absolutely well then i'm ready

what do we do first well first you come

out of the locker oh

there see this isn't bad is it no

not bad at all

thanks next we have to do something

about the way you look

whoa

fingers cool

wait i've only got two eyes where's my

back i can't see my

back got me don't let it eat me

boogie calm down now please you've got

to stay human

i i'm sorry i couldn't help it

can you give me a stronger spell i'm

only a half witch that's as strong as it

gets so you're gonna have to help uh

i'll try

but if i get scared

oh no i'm not ready for social contact

i see spelman's found herself another

loser

color me surprised

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i'm chloe who are you

bogeyman uh

bookman his name is a boogie bookman of

the uh boston bug men's

certainly you've heard of the boston

pokemons only the creme de la creme of

boston high society

creme de la creme

the best we get in greendale is plain

krem

i've got to get to know him

i'm gemstone

of the greendale stones i'm sure you're

anxious to me

hate to meet and run but i gotta go

huh well if she thinks she's gonna keep

a real boston blue blood to herself

she's got another think coming

boogie you've got to learn to face

people or you'll never overcome your

fears

oh but i get scared

look uncle quickly says if you just take

the time to understand something you

won't be afraid of it so the next time

you're scared maybe you should stop and

take a good look at what's scaring you

it's like uncle quigley always says

shine a light and banish fright

shine a light and banish fright shine a

light and banish fright got it hey i'm

starting to feel better already

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where are you

shine a light and vanish

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oh

i'm

sorry no one bumps into me without

getting bumped back no boys the bell has

wrong you should be in your classes

yes mrs bleach stain i was just about to

direct this unfortunate law student to

the science lab i'm sure he can find his

own way come along horus

we'll finish this after school

just don't go wandering off anymore i

can't help you if i can't find you

class saddle

saddle

oh

sorry spellman this is the blue blood

section

our subject for today is

quadratic equation

so who can tell me what x is if x

squared minus x is

42.

seven

why

that's correct

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you're so smart the benefits of good

breeding

so it's obvious that x must be a prime

number between seven and three

therefore the answer must be five

correct again boogie well it looks like

we've gotten through today's lesson

ahead of schedule thanks to mr boogman

since there's nothing left to cover

class is dismissed early

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and you weren't afraid you weren't even

nervous

oh what is there to be afraid of math is

easy i've always liked numbers right

don't you say you weren't afraid of it

because you understood it so the more

you know about something the less scary

it is exactly

going somewhere huh

i told you no one bumps me without

getting bumped back

knock it off

stay out of it spellman this is between

me and the bumper here

shine alive and banish right shine light

and vanish frank shine a light and

vanish fry

did i do that

oh this isn't over yet

tell us weren't you afraid

oh well not really you see it's like i

always say shine a light and ben is

fright in layman's terms that means

whenever there's something you're afraid

of you just shine a light on it and

you'll never be scared again shine a

light and banish fright

burned down the right and foreclosed on

your mortgage it was my evil twin

oh not another one am i the only one

without an evil twin

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oh

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you were great back there buggy

i was pretty good wasn't i and now that

you can handle your fears i think you're

gonna make a terrific buggy man uh yeah

sabrina can i tell you a secret of

course

the truth is i never really wanted to be

a boogeyman that was all my father's

idea

my real dream is to be

an accountant

an accountant yeah you see i've always

loved numbers well i don't see anything

wrong with that i'll bet you'd make a

great accountant oh i wish

but it's just a crazy dream

see i come from a long line of boogeyman

and my dad expects me to go into the

family business

excuse me it's a cell phone hello

uh oh

we'll be right there

that was salem we have to get back to my

house now your parents are there oh no

boogie don't melt on me this is the new

boogie strong fearless

missing coming with me and you're going

to face your father and you know what

else you're going to tell me you want to

be an accountant oh right and then

afterwards i'm going to turn into a

go-cho and dance the tango are you crazy

look remember how scared you were of

slug loaf well you faced him down

yeah

i did didn't i

oh but i don't know

my father it's no different when we get

to my house you just look your father in

the eye and say it just remember shine a

light and banish fright yeah

shine a light and banish fright shine a

lighted banish

so

the boogmans of boston are at spelman's

house

well i think it's time for a social call

so now he's teaching kids not to be

afraid what kind of thing is that for a

boogeyman it's our job to make people

afraid

now cupcake it isn't as bad as all that

oh these sandwiches are delightful yeah

thank you me mrs boogeyman

please call me buddy

shine a light and banish fright shine a

light and banish fright

okay

i think i can do it i'm gonna look dead

right in the eye and say dad

i

i wanna be an accountant good for you

boogie and this time you won't need

anyone's help

this time

what do you mean this time well i i i

might have helped out just a teensy tiny

bit of slug loaf

help out

you you mean i i i didn't

because

you it was only a tiny spell honest i

was just trying to give you a hand

so i'm not just a coward i'm a fraud

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gem okay spellman i know the boston

boogmans are in there they're high-class

society elite like me and i have the

right to meet them gem go away

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look an entire busload of aristocrats

where

oh

i can't believe i fell for that again

nothing is gonna keep me out of that

house

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shine a light and banish my aunt fanny

what kind of boogeyman are you are you

trying to ruin us oh i'm sorry dad

look

maybe i'm just not cut out to be a

boogeyman not cut out

what are you talking about

i'm a boogeyman my father was a

boogeyman and his father and his father

what else

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no son of mine is going to be an

accountant i'm grounding you for a

hundred years

and you think we're strict

okay

it's on to the roof shimmy across the

rain gutter pry open the attic window

and then hello bugs

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and i don't want to hear any more

accountant nonsense we're going home now

oh look at the time i'm already running

late for tonight's scare appointments

thank you for the delightful finger

sandwiches you're welcome come again hmm

they didn't even have real fingers ed be

nice come along junior

can i say goodbye to my friends oh

all right

but for the record

i don't approve of friends

and it wouldn't hurt to clean this drain

once in a while

well

thanks anyways for trying sabrina

sorry it didn't work i guess i'm just a

big flop boogie you are not a flop look

i'm sorry i let you think you beat

sluglove that was wrong of me but that

doesn't change the fact that you did

face him and your father too and all

because you were willing to learn about

what scared you unlike a certain which i

know who's still scared to go into the

vortex

you

still

you're still afraid of the netherworld

vortex

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it's not funny

yes it is don't you see it's what you've

been saying the only reason you're

scared is because you don't understand

it to me

it's just part of the old neighborhood

hey boogman

i know you're in there time to finish

what we started oh great slug loaf again

i'll get rid of him no wait i want to

handle this on my own

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ready to get launched

i'm not scared of you you only pick

fights with kids who are smaller than

you because you're afraid of a fair

fight yeah so what are you gonna do

about it this

i think you made your point huh

that was fun

but i'd still rather be an accountant

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what's that

montgomery

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and that's scare number 12.

no drat still way behind schedule gotta

run

ah hi dad buggy

sorry to interrupt you at work but

there's something i have to show you hey

who are you people spellman what are you

doing in my room

buggy i don't have time for dad this

will only take a moment of your valuable

time i intend to show you how by using

modern accounting methods you can add up

to 50 to your scalability quotient now

beginning with and if you switch your

scaring schedule to the 12 to four prime

beta sleep time you can easily create 60

more nightmares with 50 less downtime oh

50

you say simple accounting dad overall

you should see an increase in business

in the first fiscal quarter of 43

which means you and mom will be able to

go on that second honeymoon you've

always wanted oh

death valley

son

you've made me proud now how about if i

knock off early we should go home and

tell your mother that we have an

accountant in the family

great dad now let's talk texas

hello

okay spellman start explaining

now

isn't it obvious this is all a dream it

is

but in my dreams you're always my maid

will that be anything else ma'am

that's better

see you tomorrow jim but first i've got

to see a man about a vortex and this

time

not chickening out

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