01x10 - Thingamajigger

[bunniefuu]

Don't you love
a day like this?

So calm,
so peaceful.

-Ohh!
-Humans!

Aii...

Ha ha!
You missed me!

Grab him!
Hold onto him!

-Watch it!
-Ha ha! Missed again!

Do you suppose it's dangerous?

It sure caused
a lot of commotion
up there.

It's perfectly obvious,
darling.

Anyone can see it's a hat,

And a very chic one at that.

Aah! Get this
horrid thing off me!

Get it off!
Get it off!

This thing
is a menace!

What's more,
it is not my color.

Aha, yes!
That's definitely
what it is.

-What?
-A contraption
to carry one

From point "a"
to point "b."

But we don't have
a point "a"
or point "b."

-Do we?
-Allow me to demonstrate.

A simple matter
of physics.

No big mystery.
No danger.

Is he at point "a"
or point "b"?

I think he missed
the point completely.

How do you figure
this thingamajigger?

Your majesty,
what is that thing?

It fell...
From up there!

Do you know
what it is, daddy?

It's human, ariel,
and that's all you need to know.

-I knew that.
-Me, too.

Don't you all realize
that humans are evil?

Evil as
the evil manta.

Maybe eviler.

Whatever humans drop
into the sea is dangerous.

Fish hooks
to catch us.

-That's right, mon.
-Nets to trap us.

You better believe it.

All manner
of foul pollution!

I tell you, mon,
it stinks!

We must get rid
of that-- uh... That...

Thingamajigger?

Thingamajigger
or it will destroy us all.

But, daddy,
it hasn't caused
any harm.

Well, maybe there were
a few minor accidents,

But... I want to learn.

Not about this,
you don't.

Sebastian, I'm appointing you
royal disposal officer.

Make sure it receives
a proper burial--

Far, far away
and nice and deep.

Yes, your majesty.

You can count on me,
your majesty.

I'm going to take
this dangerous thing
far, far...

I'll help you,
sebastian.

Don't worry.
We'll be back
before you say,

"What's taking them
so long?"

Good riddance
to that terrible
thingamajigger.

It was a menace to us all.

Even king triton
feared it.

Ooh, even king triton
was afraid.

A menace to us all.

Ooh, the thingamajigger
is a menace.

King triton was afraid.
Pass it on.

-Beware the
thingamajigger.
-It'll destroy us all!

Pass it on.

I think it's time
for a little target practice.

All right, shrimp.

All right, shrimp,
bring out the dummy
of that dummy.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Hold it still.

All right, shake him
back and forth.
Good, good.

-Take that,
king triton!
-[Honking]

And that, see?

I'm taking over.

Grrr! What's wrong
with this bubble g*n?

How am I ever
gonna take over anything
when nothing works right?

Ooh! Beware the
thingamajigger!

-The what?
-The thingamajigger,
it's extremely powerful.

-Oh yeah?
-Even king triton's
afraid of it.

Yeah. That's my kind
of thingamajigger! Yeah!

All right, ariel.

Goodbye, my beautiful
thingamajigger.

Oh, emergency!
Emergency!

The thingamajigger's
loose.

-Spread the word.
-Spread the word.

Hee hee hee.
Sure is quiet around here.

Oooh, emergency!
The thingamajigger's
headed this way.

Moving under its own
magical power.

Oh, hi, daddy.

Mission accomplished,
your majesty.

The thingamajigger
is buried so deep,

Nobody's gonna
see it again.

How do you explain this?

The thingamajigger is coming.
The thingamajigger is coming.

-What?
-Huh?

-B-b-b-but--
-no buts. Not even
little crab buts.

Just find that blasted thing
and bury it properly.

Wow! That's got to be
the thingamajigger, boss.

Yeah, you're right, shrimp.

And... It's mine.
All mine, see. Ha ha ha!

Yeah, it's ours.
All ours! Ha--

Yours, boss.
All yours.

Ha ha. All yours.

I wonder how it works.

Why don't you try it
on that cliff, boss?

Cliff? Yeah.
Yeah, I will.

All right,
thingamajigger, sh**t!

Wow! This thingamajigger
is really powerful!

Come on, shrimp.

We can use this to take over
the whole ocean, see?

Yeah, we'll start
with king triton's palace.

If we don't find
that thingamajigger,

The king's gonna turn me
into crab cakes.

What happened here?

Ooh, the thingamajigger
did it.

Yes, the lobster mobster took
thingamajigger away.

The lobster mobster?

Ohh, no.

We gotta find
thingamajigger, and fast!

I'll warn the king!
You keep looking!

Why do these things
always happen to me?

Flounder, our only hope is
to go up there.

-What?
-Maybe we can find out how
the thingamajigger works

And how stop it.

It's our only hope.

Ariel, come back!

Ariel, this is
a big mistake.

Flounder, I'm as scared
of humans as you are,

But we have to find out how
to stop the thingamajigger.

Oh, no.
The humans are gone.

There's only
one thing to do--

We swim till
we find some.

Going home was more
what I had in mind. Ariel!

Tell me about
this thingamajigger

I've been hearing about.

Oh, it's more powerful
than triton's trident.

Yes. Destroyed our cliff.
Made that hole.

Whew. This thing
weighs a ton.

Let's rest and daydream
about my future.

What's having
a future like, boss?

For starters, I can see us
taking over the palace, see.

First we'll make
the king and that
goofy crab of his

Our own personal
servants.

Hee hee!
Yeah, yeah?

I tell ya, shrimp,

With this here
thingamajigger,
we can take--

Hey! The thing's makin'
a break for it!

There you are!

I ain't lettin'
you outta my sight

Till I take over
everything, see?

Look lively, boys.

Keep 'em comin'!

Those are fish...
Like me!

Ariel, let's
get out of here.

Half of me says go.

The other half
wants to see more.

Oh. Thingamajiggers!

Humans use them
to cover their... Fins?

Just the back ones.

Someone get rid
of that porpoise

Before it ruins our nets!

Leave it to me,
captain sayers.

Off with you, now.
Back to the sea,
where you belong.

How can that be?

A human
who's not evil?

Maybe we came
to the wrong place.

I wish I could've
seen his face.

Ariel!

So much for that
pair of boots.

Hey, toss 'em in!

I love it when
landlubbers catch one
off the dock.

He-- he just
threw it away

Like it was...
Worthless.

I can't wait
to see the king's face

When we tell 'im
we're takin' over!

I gotta do something!
I gotta do something!

[Deep voice]
I command you
to put me down!

It's talkin' to us.

Yeah! With an accent.

Don't look in here!

Begone!

Or I shall release
my great thingamajigger
power upon you!

The jig is up!

The thingamajigger's
gonna let us have it!

-Run!
-Look out!

Ha ha!
Look at them go.

Nobody messes with
sebastian d. Crab,

Royal disposal
officer.

Oh, no.
The evil manta!

Well, well. This
must be the magical
thingamajigger.

The one even
king triton fears?

[Clam] oh, yes, that's it.
That's the terrible
thingamajigger.

It's more powerful
than triton's trident.

Even king triton
was afraid.

A menace to us all.

It really is powerful.

[High-pitched] beware--
[gulp]

[Deep voice]
beware the mighty
thingamajigger!

[Whispers]
please, oh, please beware.

[Deep voice]
go away, evil manta!

-Shoo!
-Not so fast.
We can be partners.

Together we can rule
the whole ocean.

Well, I don't know.

Let me think about it
a century or two, o.k.?

-See ya!
-Triton fears you,
thingamajigger.

Now's the time
to strike!

With you,
thingamajigger,

I will finally succeed.

[High-pitched]
exactly-- [ahem]

[Deep voice]
exactly what do you want
to succeed at, evil manta?

Succeed at having my way

And not letting others
have their way.

Succeed at making
everyone else's lives

Miserable and hopeless!

I want to stop all music!

To abolish art!
To destroy dancing!

Besides, what's it to you,
thingamajigger?

Uh, just making
conversation,
mister manta.

What have I
gotten myself into?

You've gotten
yourself into
a thingamajigger,

You foolish crab.

Whew. It smells
terrible in here.

Just sh**t your power
when I tell you,
thingamajigger.

I'll do the talking
from now on.

Why do I
hate humans so?

Well, uh,
your majesty...

I'll tell you why.

Because they're more
than just dangerous.

Human things will
change our way
of life, won't they?

Oh, well, well, i--

Destroy the peace
and harmony of our world.

I had to be firm, didn't i?

I was absolutely
right, wasn't i?

Uh, well...

Thank you, dudley.

I'm glad
we had this talk.

I'm just glad

The thingamajigger
is gone...

Sir.

Emergency. Emergency.
This just in.

The evil manta's coming,

And he's got
the thingamajigger!

Triton! At last
I have a power

Surpassing
even your trident.

Oh, don't be
a fool, manta.

You don't know
how much power it has.

It could
destroy us all.

I'll take my chances.

Now, thingamajigger,

sh**t!

Don't k*ll triton!
We give up!

Hail to the new king!
King manta!

And his magical
thingamajigger!

Watch it!
Out of the way.

Manta,
you are finished.

Let's just see whose
thingamajigger
is more powerful.

Wh--wh--what?

Careful, ariel!

That thingamajigger

Is no more magical
than these are.

Sebastian!

But if
the thingamajigger
is not a weapon,

Then what is it?

-Yeah, what is it?
-That's a good question.

It's something humans use
to cover their fins.

Cover their fins?
Imagine that.

Ariel, how do you suddenly
know so much about humans?

I, uh-- I kinda,
sorta went
to the surface.

-You what?
-If I hadn't,

I wouldn't have found out
about the thingamajiggers.

If we could learn
more about humans--

Humans are dangerous,
ariel.

Look at the damage
their thingamajigger did.

Actually,
your majesty,

Your trident did
this particular damage.

Well... Whatever.

For now, just get rid
of those thingamajiggers.

Stop worrying,
sebastian.

Nobody will ever
know they're here.

Oh, ariel...

If the king ever find out
you're collecting
human things,

I'm gonna be
crab cakes.

-Deep-fried crab cakes.
-[Laughter]

Deep-trident-fried
crab cakes.

And that's
if I'm lucky!