01x11 - M.V.P.

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Wildcats mission lock entry number forty

four point three the Temple of Thomas

Korea has buried itself beyond health

spots reach at the moment the Wildcats

are on guard but there are starting to

be distractions how long before the

lovebirds give in two days ten bucks

says one you're on the temple buried

itself deep we're looking at nearly a

quarter mile of solid stone straight

down

yeah well as far as I'm concerned it can

stay there if we can't reach it

neither can Hell's font however and we

can't stay here forever don't sweat it

now that halo industries owns the island

we can load up the defenses which

reminds me

give me Archer Jacob my most despised

business competitor how unpleasant to

hear from you I do hope you're calling

with good news your bankruptcy perhaps

listen Archer I got an emergency going

here I need two of your salvo cannons

and a dozen Stinger threes right away

really well Jacob since it's you I can

that you'll have them for say 60 million

watch as three times the going rate for

but it's your emergency Jacob take it or

leave it

one of these days that games gonna push

me too far

Boyd wears hell spawn now can you get a

reading on the behemoth yes

submerged 40 miles offshore and Jacob he

is scanning this area now blast

marl has wasted no time in establishing

his defenses they are just conventional

forces the troika will defeat them but

not with sufficient speed the Wildcats

would be alerted

they will teleport him to stop the

troika's attack so we wait for an

opening

no each passing moment brings the

Wildcats computer expert wall blade

closer to a solution for the code of

threes with ease they can open the

forcefield and obtain the orb I will not

let this happen

you have a plan Lord he'll spawn I do a

plan which will eliminate the Wildcats

as an obstacle forever

they're here to see the president

wild cat alert wild cat alert daily

night activity detected at the White

House sounds like old propane buses

after the top dog again not if we can

help it

cause those cats we're going in hard

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get back we'll handle this

they're attacking the president Hey look

out

that's tuning now it's at the date state

of native

boy pull this out hold it right there

man hi max call don't tell me you guys

are causing trouble again

those men they were enemy agents yeah

sure they are I'm telling you bro they

were Damon Knight agents and I believed

you but you were darn stupid to pull a

stunt like that on national TV now the

whole country thinks you were attacking

the president and I can't put a hush on

this one

well what were those drones doing there

it was a publicity bite

they were donating a fortune to the

president's favorite charity oh man

perhaps if someone had not overreacted

in a crisis hey that agent had you in

his sights sister I am capable of

looking out for myself

yeah we'll excuse me for living hey hey

hey it's too late it happened now you

have to stand trial yeah well how about

we just cut out of here

no more bleep we cannot afford to fight

the government and the diamonites by

becoming outlaws we must play along for

now hell's Pont's up to something sooner

or later he'll tip his hand and when he

does I promise you the Wildcats will

bounce

success Lord hell's part we have

accessed the nuclear disarmament

facility X and there they are

the last nuclear missiles on earth

with one I shall blast my way down to

the very temple and destroy the force

field which protects all but first with

the other I shall destroy the Wildcats

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Oh what happened the missiles

they're gone

I can't believe they're putting us here

well let's face it voodoo there isn't a

prison around with a prayer of holding

you guys so we're using the strongest

security vault ever built Fort Knox ball

I used to dream about busting in here

before I went straight of course sell it

what hell spawn stoled a pair of

missiles that flame-headed freak he's

gonna try to blast out the temple that

is likely but at the moment the

diamonites are headed for Fort Knox

after the cats what about the government

they do not have my tracking ability

they cannot find the trucks just as well

if the feds try to take on Cindy skulls

crew a lot of innocent people are gonna

get hurt nah this one we're gonna handle

ourselves and I think I know just how to

do it call an emergency board meeting

now the Wildcats have been taken to Fort

Knox alert me when you have arrived

within m*ssile Range without fail Lord

hell's punt and instruct our agent to

ensure the Wildcats do not escape

just remember keep an eye on them I

think they'll cooperate but if they

don't hit him with a jolt from this it

sends an electrical charge through the

walls and floor of the vault should

knock them all cold even the cyborgs got

it

good man

man how long are we gonna put up with

this 15 minutes and I'm already

stir-crazy

what what's that clown doing that's no

clown he's Damon Knight let's roar cats

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take them

don't hold him and try not to mess up

this time

trying to call partl what's this

emergency meeting all about don't know

but if I know Marlo it's gotta be big no

you gotta stay there sir the day my

Knights have a nuclear m*ssile I'll

handle the bug faces and what's more

I'll clear the charges against you but I

need you to stay put understand if you

attack them now you could set off a

nuclear disaster all right

we will follow orders for now Marlowe's

gonna take on hell spots crew no way he

is no warrior he is a mere human hey

don't dis the race and let me tell you

guys something

if the fireplug says he'll handle it

he'll handle it

don't you worry ladies and gentlemen the

country is faced with an unexpected

nuclear crisis and due to the nature of

this situation

we here at halo are the only people who

can handle it so let us do what we do

best let's cook

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approaching the Big Sandy now Lord he'll

spawn once we cross that bridge we will

be almost in range of Fort Knox Stace by

that bridge Jim give me those demolition

permits now buster da heck with the

Union get your crew rolling in one

minute or you'll be out of a job you

hear me what they must be renovating the

bridge cursing bureaucracies take the

detour

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scrap metal I need four tons hustle

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by out every tire store in that area you

heard me I want all the gas in a 30-mile

radius no I'm not kidding do it

now for the clincher let's go people

I should have no this has done far

enough repair the hover ships for launch

if I cannot fire them besides I shall t

need a bit of warheads

yeah give me the new service

what you know they are enemy agents

patch this through the White House hey

brought you some food

it is slop take it away now come on you

need your strength

hey it is fit only for human males and

others swine now just hold on a minute

sister you've been riding my case ever

since we started this gig what are you

trying to do drive me away

perhaps I am oh yeah why you would not

understand

try me sister maybe I want to find out

do not be absurd why would you care why

why would I care because I love you

that's why oh man sorry sorry maybe you

were right maybe I wasn't meant to be a

coda warrior

I know feelings like that get in the way

so I guess I'm sorry guess I failed the

final test we both failed grifter I feel

the same way too well finally pay up big

guy what what did you Oh grifter I

fought against it for so long well maybe

it's time we quit fighting nice going

chrome so what's the bad news the bad

news is he'll spots on his way there in

a hover ship and he's got a nuclear

warhead with your names

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hell spawns on his way

we gotta get topside fast couldn't have

waited 30 seconds Oh Lord Hell's font

the alarms are sounding at Fort Knox the

Wildcats have detected my approach but

this should slow them down

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power surge majorly it's gotta be hell

spot doors shut stand back

doors open let's go

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in less than one minute the wild cats

will cease to be an obstacle there they

are

we have to crack that tin can openers

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we have ten seventh Mike get us out of

here

bear guts

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one more for the scrapheap no time to

pat her own backs cats hell spawns got a

second warhead and he's on his way to

blast out that orb

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I want that paper I

let's make jokes

they're gonna need air support void any

warplanes in the area there is one but

you will not like it another emergency

this is getting to be a habit with you

listen to me Archer this is no joke

ah but you are my friend d*ck fellow

whatever you want

the answer is no goodbye Archer I've had

enough of that guy bored seller Archer

armament Holdings and sell them cheap do

it Jacob Marlo's unloading all his

archers stock Archer armament must be in

trouble

sell Archer stock sell it hurry

Archer stock is down by half wait for it

it's down two-thirds still dropping wait

for it wait for it now buy it buy it all

this is Archer one Archer

this is Jacob Martin I just acquired a

controlling interest in archery and I

just doubled your salary

yes sir what do you order sir

Henry home trigger until he'll spark the

wild cat Sencha never mind them

look stand back and watch

there she goes no time to disarm it Wow

listen I got you boss

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it is not over yet

Wildcats someday that or and the galaxy

will be mine this ice

my company my plane my job I'll get you

for this Malo

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