01x05 & 01x06 - Empress of Evil

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[upbeat music]

♪ Electra Woman and Dyna Girl ♪

♪ Fighting all evil deeds ♪

♪ Each writes for a magazine ♪

♪ Hiding the life she leads ♪

♪ Electra Woman and Dyna Girl ♪

♪ Summoned to ElectraBase ♪

♪ By ElectraComs they wear ♪

♪ Lori and Judy dare to
face any criminal anywhere ♪

♪ Electra Woman and Dyna Girl ♪

[upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Behind the
walls of this secret location

is ElectraBase,

where Frank Heflin
runs CrimeScope,

the amazing computer
complex that supplies

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
with their amazing superpowers.

Frank is completing
work on his newest

ElectraCom attachment,
when suddenly...

- [stammering] What?

What's happening, CrimeScope?

What--

- No, it is not your
precious CrimeScope.

It is I!

[electricity zapping]

[woman laughing]

- What are you?

- You'll find no
hidden projections

and I'm certain you
don't believe in ghosts.

[eerie music]

- Then who are you?

- Suffice it to say that
I am the Empress of Evil

and I command you to
summon Electra Woman

and Dyna Girl back here!

- And why do you
think I'd do that?

- And when they have returned,

I will have an announcement
of intense interest

for all of you!

[dramatic music]

[electronic zapping]

[CrimeScope bleeping]

- The Empress of Evil!

I'd better get the girls back
to ElectraBase immediately.

[whimsical music]

- Boy, what kind of
an assignment is that,

covering a flower show?

- Judy, a good reporter can
make an interesting angle

on any story.

- You mean like interviewing
a man eating petunia?

Jeez!

[ElectraComs buzzing]

- Yes, Frank, what is it?

- [Frank] I don't know.

- You don't know?

- You'd better hurry back.

I'll tell you when you get here.

- We're on our way, Frank.

[whimsical music]

- Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, am I
glad you're here!

She was here.

She was right here
in this ElectraBase.

- Wait, Frank, slow down.

Who was here?

- [stammering] Who, who was...

Oh, the Empress
of Evil was here.

- Well, who is she?

- Who is she?

[stammering] Who, oh...

I think she's one of the
most powerful villains

we've ever faced.

[dramatic music]

[whimsical music]

- The world, my beloved Empress!

You will take over
the entire world!

- Yes, my dear Lucrecia.

- How brilliant you are!

There is nothing you cannot do

and no one can stop us!

Not even Electra
Woman and Dyna Girl!

- Not even Electra
Woman and Dyna Girl!

We will dispose
of them with ease.

They will not even
be a challenge!

- Oh, to hear you
talk like that!

It is music to my ears!

Show me your amazing
powers, my beloved Empress.

Let's see.

- The chest?

- The chest.

Make it rise up into the air.

[eerie music]

- [Empress] Would you
like me to make it spin?

- Oh, yes, my own
wonderful Empress!

Please!

Make it spin!

[eerie music]

Ah!

That's it!

Faster and faster and faster

until it explodes!

[thunder rumbling]

The world, the power!

All the riches of the world.

You are wonderful.

You are the Empress
of Evil! [cackling]

[both laughing]

[whimsical music]

- Okay, it'll take CrimeScope
a couple of seconds

to come up with something
on the Empress of Evil.

That'll give you a
chance to try out

your new ElectraCom attachments.

- Right, Frank.

Let's see how the new
Electra-Split works.

- Yeah, I've got a
feeling we're gonna need

all the help we can get.

[ElectraCom chiming]

[beams buzzing]

Electra-wild, Frank!

That is electra-wild!

- Well, thank you, Dyna Girl,

but there are two limitations.

First, the effect of
the Electra-Split beam

is to leave both objects
in an unstable condition.

[bottle cracks]

Well, I can't seem
to lick that problem.

- Interesting, Frank.

What's the other problem?

- Doesn't work on human beings.

But that could be a
built-in safety factor.

At present, the attachment
is very effective

as a confusion weapon.

But I'm sure you
ladies will find

other applications for it, I--

- Now that you are all together,

I will tell you
what I intend to do.

Simply to rule the entire world!

I shall be empress of the world!

- Yeah?

Well, we've got a better
place for you to rule.

It's about six feet by
six feet, with iron bars.

- I do not take your
CrimeScope operation lightly.

You, Electra Woman
and Dyna Girl,

are the only ones who could
delay my ascent to power!

And so as a true believer
in divide and conquer,

I shall make my first move!

[thunder rumbling]

[dramatic music]

- Dyna Girl!

[Empress cackling]

Frank, get me a fix on the
hideout of the Empress!

- Right!

Come on, CrimeScope,

if we find the hideout, I
think we'll find Dyna Girl.

[whimsical music]

[thrilling music]

[whimsical music]

- Thanks for the trip, but...

My ElectraCom, it's gone!

[both laughing]

- Show her where it
is, my beloved Empress!

Show her!

- Where is your
precious ElectraCom?

No doubt Electra Woman is
already on her way here

to rescue you!

- And when she arrives,

there'll be a big
surprise waiting for her!

[both laughing]

Oh, how evil you are, my
beloved Empress of Evil!

[Lucrecia cackling]

[both laughing]

[thunder rumbling]

[suspenseful music]

- [Narrator] Electra Woman
speeds to the Empress's hideout,

determined to save Dyna Girl.

But is she already too late?

[whimsical music]

- [Electra Woman]
The Electra-Track is
going wild, Frank!

The hideout must
be on this road.

- [Frank] Be careful,
Electra Woman!

You could be
running into a trap.

- I'll be careful, Frank.

But I've gotta find Dyna
Girl before it's too late.

[whimsical music]

Dyna Girl!

- [Lucrecia] Let's hit
Electra Woman! [laughing]

- Look, Lucrecia, she's
spotted Dyna Girl.

Time to spring the trap!

[Lucrecia cackling]

- Dyna Girl, it's me!

[ElectraCom beeping]

It's me, Electra Woman.

Dyna Girl!

[thunder rumbling]

[cauldron bubbling]

- [gasps] Electra-yuck!

[creatures chittering]

Look, Electra Woman!

[cauldron bubbling]

[whimsical music]

- Electra Woman,
what's happening?

- Quick, Dyna Girl, jump up!

[cauldron bubbling]

- [Frank] Electra
Woman, Dyna Girl!

Are you all right?

- Dyna Girl, make sure
you've got a good, firm grip

and then punch up the
Electra-Beam sequence.

- All right.

One Electra-Beam
sequence coming up!

[Electra-Beam buzzing]

[bars creaking]

- Okay, one, two, three!

Jump!

- Electra-close!

- [Frank] What was?

- We'll tell you later, Frank.

Right now we've got to get
Dyna Girl's ElectraCom back.

We're on sensor scan, let's go!

[whimsical music]

- [laughing] Oh,
my beloved Empress,

how well you've done!

Electra Woman and and Dyna
Girl have by now [laughs]

met a horrible fate
in the cauldron!

[both laughing]

And we,

we have this marvelous
souvenir of our brief meeting.

[both laughing]

- Not as brief as
you might think.

[ElectraCom beeping]

- [Dyna Girl] And I'll
take my ElectraCom back!

[Lucrecia gasps]

Thanks to the Electra-Beam.

- We've underestimated you,
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl,

but you will not
escape this time.

Will they, Lucrecia?

- Of course not.

You won't let them, will
you, my beloved Empress?

- I will not let them!

- We might have something
to say about all this.

- I advise you not to come
any closer, Empress of Evil.

- She advises you not
to come any closer?

Did you hear that,
my beloved Empress?

- I heard that, Lucrecia.

I will destroy you

and I will destroy your
precious ElectraBase!

- Sorry to ruin your plans,
Empress boll weevil, but...

[Electra-Beams zapping]

[Empress laughing]

[whimsical music]

- Oh, that's impossible!

CrimeScope!

There must be some mistake!

I'm here, just,

just give me the readout.

[printer whirring]

Electra Woman, Dyna Girl!

CrimeScope's readout
indicates a strange anti-power

coming from the Empress of Evil!

Your ElectraComs are
useless against it!

- [Both] Thanks for
the information, Frank.

- Now, Lucrecia?

- Now, Empress, now!

[thunder rumbling]

- Sorry to have to
separate you two for good.

[Empress laughing]

- [Electra Woman] Dyna Girl!

[both groaning]

[CrimeScope beeping]

- They're being pulled apart!

Come on, CrimeScope,
we've got to help them!

We've got to do something!

[whimsical music]

- Oh, my beloved Empress,
I am so proud of you!

What a beautiful sight!

- Yes, Lucrecia!

I have never seen
them looking better.

[both laughing]

And now, before they fly apart,

perhaps we should fly to
ElectraBase, eh, Lucrecia?

- Like the wind,
my beloved Empress.

By the time the sand of
this hourglass run down,

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
will be completely pulled apart!

- And we will have
destroyed ElectraBase!

[Lucrecia laughing]

- [Dyna Girl] Ah!

[both groaning]

[whimsical music]

- Oh, hurry, CrimeScope!

We've got to figure
out how they're being--

[thunder rumbling]

[Empress laughing]

- Don't trouble yourself.

It's too late for them.

And for you!

[thunder rumbling]

[Empress laughing]

[thrilling music]

[Electra Woman and
Dyna Girl groaning]

- [Narrator] Can
there be any hope

for our crime fighting trio?

Is it indeed too late?

- [Announcer] The
exciting conclusion

of "Electra Woman and
Dyna Girl" is next.

Stay tuned.

[both laughing]

- It's over!

We've won, my beloved
Empress! [laughing]

- I wouldn't reach out
a hand if I were you.

- Well, then, how about a foot?

[alert beeping]

- Stop him, Empress!

Stop him!

- Yes, Lucrecia, watch!

- You'll--

[Empress and Lucrecia laughing]

- Beautiful!

Now make him rise!

[eerie music]

- [Narrator] Can
there be any hope

for our crime fighting trio?

Was Frank able to help
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl

when he stepped on
the floor button?

[both cackling]

[whimsical music]

- Oh!

Oh!

- Whew!

Dyna Girl, are you all right?

- Yeah.

But just remind me never to do

any stretching exercises again.

[ElectraCom beeps]

- Frank,

I really thought we'd
had it that time.

- [Dyna Girl] Yeah,
it was electra-scary!

Thanks.

[static buzzing]

- Frank?

Frank!

Come on, Dyna Girl,
we'd better hurry.

- Oh!

[whimsical music]

- [Narrator] Frank
hovers helplessly,

the victim of some
strange power,

as the Empress of Evil
and her evil companion

gleefully program
CrimeScope to self-destruct.

[whimsical music]

[Empress and Lucrecia cackling]

- Ah!

Ah!
- Yes!

[both cackling]

[whimsical music]

- [Dyna Girl] If
those electra-weirdos

have done anything to
Frank, I'm going to--

- [Electra Woman] I'm worried
about Frank, too, Dyna Girl,

but there's something very
strange about that pair.

[whimsical music]

- Soon your precious
CrimeScope will blow itself up!

- [laughing] And there will
be nothing left to stop us,

my beloved Empress, from
taking over the entire world!

- Ah! [laughs]

- Come.

Our work is finished.

- Let me rephrase that!

You are finished!

[air humming]

[thunder rumbling]

[air blasting]

- I've got it, Dyna Girl.

You get Frank.

- I'll Electra-Degravitate him!

Are you all right, Frank?

- Yes.

I think so, Dyna Girl,

but that was an awfully
close one. [chuckles]

Whew.

- So!

You have managed
to save yourselves

and your ridiculous ElectraBase!

Well, it will do you no good!

[thunder rumbling]

- Electra Woman!

Dyna Girl!

[whimsical music]

- This is a great way to
fight the energy crisis,

but I'm getting a little tired

of being yanked from
one place to another.

- We must be back in
their hideout, Dyna Girl.

Come on, let's see
if we can find them.

[dramatic music]

[eerie wailing]

- Electra-wow, what is that?

I repeat, what is that?

[eerie wailing]

[whimsical music]

- Electra Woman!

Dyna Girl!

[eerie wailing]

What's going on?

We'll find out what it is!

- I think I know
what it is, Frank.

[printer whirring]

- A banshee!

- [Narrator] A banshee.

But legend says
that those who hear

the wailing of the dreaded
banshee have run out of time.

Is this the final moment for
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl?

- A banshee, huh?

Well, if somebody's in for
it, it's not going to be us!

- Dyna Girl, it's
beckoning to us.

- Forget it!

Not even if it
says pretty please!

[banshee wailing]

- Come on, Dyna Girl.

Frank, we're going to
follow the banshee.

It may lead us to
the Empress of Evil.

[whimsical music]

- I don't like it.

CrimeScope hasn't
been able to determine

why your ElectraComs have
no effect on the Empress.

It could be dangerous!

- That, Frank, is the
understatement of the year.

[dramatic music]

[banshee wailing]

I guess that wail was its
way of saying goodbye.

- Well, goodbye
and good riddance!

I'm sure not going to miss it!

Electra-wow!

This place is decorated
in early yuck!

- I don't like the looks
of this, Dyna Girl.

I've got the feeling
we weren't brought here

just to see the sights.

[dramatic music]

- Welcome to the Arena
of the Skull! [cackling]

- Arena?

[CrimeScope beeping]

Come on, CrimeScope,
we've got to figure out

why the ElectraComs don't work
against the Empress of Evil

before it's too late!

- Come closer, Electra
Woman, Dyna Girl.

Come, come!

- Might as well, ladies.

Come closer and listen to
what my beautiful Empress

has to say to you. [laughing]

Go ahead.

Go ahead, my beloved
Empress, tell them!

- I have brought
you here to tell you

how much I admire your courage.

- And your ingenuity.

- And therefore, to
submit to you a challenge.

- A challenge?

- We will fight
the ultimate duel.

Your powers against mine.

- Electra-terrific!

Our powers don't
work against yours.

- Oh, so they don't!

Their powers don't
work against mine.

What a shame.

- Yes, what a shame! [laughing]

That does make it seem
unfair. [laughing]

- We accept your challenge.

[Empress cackling]

- [Narrator] And so,
Electra Woman accepts

the Empress of Evil's challenge.

[whimsical music]

A fact that Heflin
finds puzzling,

knowing that our heroines'
ElectraComs are useless

against the powers of
the diabolical Empress.

- Yes, I've got it!

Electra Woman must be
stalling for time. [snaps]

Come on, CrimeScope,
it's now or never.

[CrimeScope beeping]

Got to find out what it is

that makes the Empress
of Evil so invulnerable.

[whimsical music]

- The flames, the
roaring, wonderful flames,

my beloved Empress! [cackling]

- Ah!

[both cackling]

- Dyna Girl!

- Electra-wow!

[Empress and Lucrecia cackling]

- Now, Dyna Girl!

Electra-Degravitate!

- Electra-Degravitate, the most
beautiful word in the world.

Ah!

- [Lucrecia] They've
escaped the Pit of Fire!

Ooh!

- [Empress] Ah!

- You worthless misfit!

Just don't stand there!

Get them!

Get them, I tell you!

[tense music]

- Would you tell me what's
going on with those two?

- I think I know why our
ElectraComs have not worked

against the Empress.

[CrimeScope clacking]

- Great, CrimeScope,

you've confirmed exactly
what I was just thinking.

Electra Woman!

Electra Woman, Dyna Girl!

[dramatic music]

- The Crusher!

Use the Crusher!

- Yes, Lucrecia.

I will do just as you say.

- [Frank] Hit the Empress
with the Electra--

- The Electra-Split!

- But the Electra-Split
doesn't work on human beings!

- You're absolutely
right, Dyna Girl, but...

[ElectraCom beeping]

[beam humming]

- What's happening?

[beam zaps]

- Electra-trouble!

Now we have to fight two!

[dramatic music]

[Lucrecia screaming]

[whimsical music]

So then all those traps
of the Empress of Evil

were merely illusions.

- Mm-hm.
- Right, Judy.

Created by the Great Lucrecia,

once the world's most
famous hypnotist.

- Yes, and quite an electronics
genius in her own right,

building a fantastic
android like the Empress.

- What a story!

Listen, we'd better
get over to Newsmakers

and file it right away!

- [Lori] Yeah.

- Just a magazine story?

You've got enough
here for a whole book.

- Hey, that's not a bad idea.

[gasps] I've got it!

We'll dedicate it to you.

- Well, you don't have to...

Oh, you're joking!

- Yeah!

[all laughing]

- Oh, Frank.

- We love to joke with you.

[upbeat music]

[electronic music]