03x13 - Project: Mother's Day

[bunniefuu]

let me tell you about my family

let's take a look and see what happens

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for most of the year the hardest

decision a kid has to make is whether to

play tag a Red Rover at recess but every

spring boys and girls are faced with the

most difficult choice of their young

lives the mother of all dilemmas Oh

Randy they don't have to do anything

special for me of course they do next

week is Mother's Day and you're the

mother it's your day I've been working

on my gift for the last two months it's

gonna be the best one ever

what about me Dad I don't want to see a

repeat Oh after that posture my mother

finds my lost schoolbooks my mother

finds my missing glove and when she

stops around and looks she'll find my

heart is full of love

Oh Tommy that's so beautiful and the

calligraphy is simply gorgeous

calligraphy

nice you ate all the flavors I don't

like well I've got a great present plan

this time a really great one don't hold

your breath mom oh you boys cut it out

and stop fussing over me now if you'll

excuse me I've got to continue my work

on project Mother's Day okay get ready

for school boys what are you getting for

your mom Andy I got a line on a you

straitjacket comes with the matching

blindfold and dad now is that any way to

talk about your own mother as long as

she's on an earshot of courts it in

yellow yes operator will accept the

charges it's your mom I'm gardening

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we're just talking about how much we're

looking forward to having you stay here

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so Andrew there's a problem

I can't drive down to see you really

Bret my driver just took my license of a

set my vision had deteriorated hey man

that's too bad

see you next year you want me to drive

all the way to Minneapolis to pick you

up that'll take a whole day in the

Rambler yeah you're right I have your

spend Mother's Day alone

stumbling blindly until I run into the

refrigerator Friday mom can pick up

enough crumbs off the floor until then

Tommy clearly had declared w*r in the

mother's day gift contest so at recess I

gathered my trusted advisors and went

over a little strategy special meaning

to your mom what are you getting your

mom here's what you do Louie just find

out how much Tommy spending on his gift

and then spend $5.00 more than him it

doesn't matter what you get so long as

it looks like it took you forever to put

it together

I know does she like baseball cards ask

you something

she what are you getting your mom for

Mother's Day I save up my money and take

her to dinner at her favorite restaurant

then I give her a photo album of

pictures of my whole family whoa that's

really nice well you know she is my mom

now where you were torturing me oh yeah

Oh already

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everybody become idiot

where's mom where's our oatmeal oh dear

dirty home oh you poor kids you must be

starving

your Louie give me my roll she's burning

up I can make breakfast for us I can

make those two come on mom how many eggs

you want Tommy

two please this look different than

mom's hey Laura you know how to make

eggs mom she's sleeping I just need to

know how to make a couple of eggs hey do

I look like a chicken to you twerp Wow

from this angle I'd have to say there is

a bit of a resemblance

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hi mommy

what took you so long

you pushed the car to Minneapolis I got

here as quick as I could

what's your name son you car your

brother Eric hey you've got the new

Sudan he says it's a smooth ride ever

and let's reset shirt Andrew ever hear

of an iron mom and ask for my car the

Rambler runs like a dream if your dream

is to get lost on the open road by

charters why don't you get a new car

you mean like Eric's car he's a big

success Eric you know it's bad enough

he's your favorite son simply it's not

true is that good things come in small

packages

[Applause]

here you go Louie this should help your

mom feel much better

thanks mr. Snell

what's your - here you go thank you

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Eric's wife makes a fist Swedish

meatball can we please talk about

something besides Eric that's fine why

don't we talk about my absolute favorite

rocking chair

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hey mom needs a lunch now why don't you

make it I'm a little busy here because

I've got a baseball game squirt my

teammates need me yeah oh and they lose

their 10th straight game without you

that was delicious where are your

brothers and sisters oh gone I guess mom

what are you doing the doctor said you

had to stand bad what the place will be

just a mess when grandma Helga gets here

I got to wash and wax the floors the

floors don't we stuffing and say hi yeah

you want mom I'll slow down and you just

roll out and say hi to them happy

upon the return great you missed it so

what's the next sign sake you know Mom I

could drop you off and let you get a

closer look

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you disappoint me mr. actors I'm afraid

you'll have to do better than that to

discover the secret of project Mother's

Day right after you find a broom at home

you sweep the floor down here too

expensive way too expensive batteries

not included

everything so expensive hey shorty need

some tissues why don't you get it for

Carol I'm working on my Mother's Day

yeah I know president she might like a

box of tissue now snap to it

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it's time to take your medicine mom

bottoms up oh now you have to get up and

get the house ready for Grandma yoga

don't worry mom i waxed the floors

washed the sheets dusted the cabinet

scrub the sinks wash the windows

you gave Tommy a bath was a real treat

you did all that I big you've earned a

special treat in the back of the pantry

I have a few chocolate marshmallow

squares hidden away you deserve it we

kind of felt like I deserved them a

couple of days ago you got anything else

in the way

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wow you two look more and more like

everyday busy related Just My Luck

hey Grammy hello dear you anything to

drink mom some key would be nice let me

get your grandmother some came to talk

to my grandson's you get miss a chief

yes of course right away mommy did I

ever give you the story about how your

father broke my favorite rocking chair

did you punish him get a move on with

the drinks Andrew

so your uncle Eric had just won a trophy

that's a turkey sh**t put on a lot of

weight see dad what are you doing hey

Lily I'm finishing up my Mother's Day

present for a little sweet Grammy a

rocking chair

that's neat dad maybe now she'll stop

nagging me about the one that broke

anyways I gotta finish this by morning

what's the rush I thought you said it

was next week yeah that's what I said

Oh week ago I haven't gotten anything

for mom yet what am I gonna do around

here she might like good to give your

mother a crankshaft huh what do you get

him mom from on this day what are you

talking about I'm not getting her

anything

she's not my mother

come on oh all right I'll get her

something hey Tommy how many eggs you

want please hey Louie not bad it's

amazing what you can learn when your

brothers and sisters stiff you with all

the chores elbows off the table Andrew

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nice to see you dude Helga how are you

wrong you look regular I feel much

better

hey just in time for Mother's Day

beautiful grab some food Oh Louie what a

wonderful looking meal was there one of

those annoying traveling salesmen mommy

it's me

it's my brother it's Mother's Day and I

came to see you of course where's the

rest of the family there's trouble in

paradise absolutely not

Betty took Amanda and Jake to the

perfect child retreat in Virginia I was

in town on business so I came by to give

my wonderful chair I guess money can't

buy everything there Eric the great

I'll give you 50 bucks to make an

identical chair for me so so what'd you

get what'd you get mommy let's see your

top of hand car rocking chair there well

I don't know if I could do that but I do

know that this Mother's Day you and your

family will be driving off in a brown

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but what have been cheaper to fire

seeing-eye dog I heard that kids got a

point dog okay mom it's your turn now

kids it's mommy appreciation time I'll

be back in a second seven days had

passed and I still haven't got my mama

present thank you for the beautiful

flowers we picked them ourselves and

just when I started to lose hope it came

to me can't get any worse than this

here's my present one Tommy

how sweet well I love you so much that I

always want to be able to hug you so for

any reason I'm not around tell me to

hare I'll hug you for me much tell me

how nice you have such a great

imagination chip off the old block I'd

say so what did you get for your mother

Louie whoa

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my boy Jake developed a program that can

help Louie with his speech I'm gonna try

it all week mmm

they just couldn't get it together come

here sweetheart

you see Louie you gave me the best

Mother's Day gift ever

Louie you took care of me the house and

Tommy the entire time I was sick

being able to rest was the nicest

present you could have given me I love

you Louie I love you too long but

wouldn't you rather have a hug from

Tommy too sometimes there's no

substitute for the real thing you see

that Eric it's not how much you spend on

I can't even drive because your vision

cats that's why I'm giving you this

early Christmas gift mom corrective eye

surgery at the CERN clinic in

Switzerland corrective eye surgery stop

fighting you two

now listen I have the two best sons ever

you're both special to me Andy you know

I'll grow to love this rocking chair as

I did the last one

and since you made it by hand it'll

probably last longer thank you it means

enough to me

now let's all take a ride in my alte

movies all right let's go everybody in

the buggies

hey I want to get behind the wheel of a

real driving machine yeah get your hand

got a ramp

yeah yeah right I heard that so there

you go another Mother's Day and isn't it

ironic that sometimes you don't even

know you're giving someone a gift like

the one my mom gave me all the love and

care and support happy Mother's Day mom

and all you moms out there have a great

day

Eriksen Kevon a state science of all oh

man this poem was published in Reader's

Digest

we put Tommy's poem on the friend but

has new he's done