01x07 - Pains, Grains, and Allergy Shots

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98.6 lot sicker than that

hey being sick I hate visiting people in

the hospital when they're sick you know

you walk in that the hospital smell hits

yeah maybe I need a room and you have to

lie to these sick people and tell them

they look better than they do

hey you look great doesn't he look great

he looked great really then they say

something there really is silly yeah the

doctor says I think I'm gonna get out of

here pretty soon

I don't think so and they try to push

that food off on you have a white jello

and green mashed potatoes no wonder

they're saying hey mom have any green

jello and white mashed potatoes starving

feed a cold starve a fever

oh here dad save that for you in my

house about the worst thing he could do

was find something that was broken it

was the kiss of death oh you broke the

fridge again under the door didn't do

anything right you just broke all by

itself didn't you what's going on here

Louie brother Fred you know the Wilson

stove broke last month and yesterday the

jetsons toaster went on the fritz am I

missing something here all I'm saying is

they got a new stove and toaster well on

chairs we're not getting a new fridge

when I was writing with gentle McArthur

and the fridge when I'm the tank you

think we went out bought a new fridge

honey mom where we gonna eat don't worry

dear we'll eat out oh I've got a

discount coupon for a new restaurant he

says it gives 50% off to patrons under

13 or over 55 after 7:00

but before 11 on the second week of

every third month

not counting leap year but before the

vernal equinox

what about w*r veterans any kind of w*r

wound specially who else wants to eat

out with me and your father

no thanks had a big lunch

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good choice mom maybe not with my family

was a special experience best etiquette

was always required careful with those

chopsticks okay well that was a BMW in

the w*r I was brutally t*rture with

chopsticks for months bones the rice not

a fork inside almost spark our lucky day

he's wrong I came to discover that dad

was a true connoisseur of fine dining

let's say we're gonna have that kung pao

chicken

yeah listen now so give me some of this

Moo goo gaga give whatever it is in the

ball that would be number two Moo goo

gai pan wait a minute

350 for cashew chicken what are you

gonna do spoon feed us I tell you what

if I order two cashew chicken without

the cashews will you knock off a couple

of bucks don't worry I think he's

starting to Bannon then let's see

well you're not gonna take your shoes

and socks off or again make sure you

leave them a little something for his

efforts like that tips camp when I was a

kid we didn't tip we didn't even have

restaurant we hunted for our food mother

nature mother nature doesn't get it tip

1 - this way - come on Louie you'll be

late for school

you remember my cousin Milton for

schools

well not that that's bad but it I can't

see you working underneath the car

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tomato tomahto did you did your head I

didn't do anything right got red and

swollen all by itself I'm Louie tomato

Hey I think you should see dr. weather

field no way I'm fine my head the only

Swan in the morning see him in tourney

kids got a big head that's all about

panic compared to Churchill now that I

have a huge head their noggin the size

of a basketball but he still helped form

their lions well make an appointment

anyway it's no big deal

really I'm just hungry that's all

I figured I probably looked a little odd

but I knew I could count on my friends

to be understanding hey Louie we were

just planning a trip to the lake and we

were wondering if we could use your head

as a beach ball flood gates a reality

wall okay class if this is Central

America who can point to the Arctic

Circle

Craig Eric Jeannie Harper my nitrous and

shiny angora are you okay sure

just getting some wickedly cruel pain

and torment suffering is that a candy

bar you're holding one of the blow they

just started teasing me no I mean with

your head maybe you should see the

school nurse or something no way Louie I

can only make you feel better

Oh you kiddin kind of like my head the

way it is makes me look thinner well

then you'll be disappointed to know that

your melon head is starting to return to

its original cantaloupe size really

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what are you doing I'm alphabetizing the

lunch means what do you think I do

hey Dad notice anything different the

leg didn't go on when you open the door

so I know about me yeah do not be in my

camp

why don't you hold my flashlight for me

maybe I'll learn something Dan is that

mustard it's a good guess this is a

refrigerator you might find a lot of

things in here you're familiar with no I

mean on your upper lip I thought you

were working on the fridge well I'm also

working on this grinder here we didn't

even have lights in fact I had to hold

mirrors up so I could redirect the shine

that's how how my dad you mean when he

was doing his cave drawings

I heard Louie I see you're feeling

better

yeah well the fridge is still on mine

Sookie Brothers is having a 24-hour sale

on refrigerators Manske brothers have

got a 24-hour sale going on every 12

hours they've got wonderful appliances

they have a special shelf to put eggs on

and it has 13 spaces I wonder if that's

a baker's dozen

come on ski brothers aren't even

brothers the old fridge is fine there's

a little tweaking that song a couple

screws loose on the top shelf once we're

sure everyone's a comedian listen pay

any better writers it also has an anti

condenser and a four-cylinder dual

overhead cam defroster oh that's not a

fridge that's a dream what about dinner

don't worry I have another coupon I'm

not going out to dinner again oh good

somebody with a coupon order pizzas yes

pay the pizza bye honey just tell him

it's more money than it is buy yourself

something nice and tip him nicely Andy

I'm 19 I mean 20 $26

here's 26 even now get out of here

thanks buddy

see ya

don't worry about me

luckily I had a big launch Lee you'll be

late for school

you're late for school it won't burn my

spell if you can spell you won't be able

to eat street signs you remember your

uncle Leonard always late for school

alright alright I'm coming out there but

don't get mad at me it's my hand

Oh Leonard had big hands got stung Babu

head as I remember Oh what what the heck

to do your hands get stung by a ball

head we're going to dr. weather field

the doctor do I have to would you rather

go to school hey Louie we were wondering

if we could use one of your hands today

for the baseball game a second very good

class let's give Louie a big hand

not that he actually needs another one

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all right that's my brave boy Larry

Larry Anderson hey Slugger that sideline

today huh take a look what do you think

holy Lombardi I'm thinking wide receiver

in the Super Bowl look at the size of

those mitts Oh doctor you should have

seen the size of his head the test

results are in what we found was you

have allergies allergies yeah yeah it's

two two grains you know like wheat flour

rice oh you mean like food easy there

champ all you need is a little

medication

what kind of medication whoa whoa just

just just an allergy shot once a week

shot kick save beyond the grace Murray

Bobby scarves in fact I'm gonna give you

one right now a shot right now

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timeout weather field this is the wrong

serum oh that's me oh wait for my tea

time

tell you what I'll give you the shot in

two days until then watch what you eat

two days yeah just stay relaxed you look

a little tense out there buddy

remember it's one little shot every week

it's not so bad really to a major food

group grains allergic to food I knew it

I'm gonna sue them for all they got you

mean the restaurant and the pizza joint

they're allergic to everything oh great

don't worry about it well allergy built

character I mean look at me what are you

allergic to so many annoying questions

thanks for the advice dad hey that's

when I'm here for kid

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and the 14th president of the United

States was Craig Eric Franklin Peters

did I around all day what's the one shot

every two weeks one needle every two

minutes once stabbed every two seconds

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well I'm off to the grocery store don't

have too long Louie enters at 6:00 hmm

watch on your mind there Louie I have to

take an allergy shot I hate shots scared

of a little allergy shot it's a silly

little shot I was shot there two times

in the w*r 13 times in the back of my

head when I drank water I could sprinkle

my lawn

don't tell me about a tiny book of the

needle huh oh well that makes me feel a

whole lot better there we go

there I should do this as a

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grayza w*r veteran in this position mr.

Anderson you old Hall of Famer gonna see

it my donkey it's k*lling me my back I

know you're back but what's the problem

just kidding a little chiropractic humor

okay okay here's the game plan I'm gonna

give you now job coach passed out or

steady there big fella

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does it hurt that good now make sure you

have someone Drive you home the clocks

running pal you're gonna feel the

effects of this stuff pronto Thanks

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you think you give me and my dad a ride

back home

oh sure little boy hey you guys we're

from the monkey brothers thank you Wow

pulling over here and earn the little

Commission anyway thank you

we'll be right back keep the meter hey

what do you think this is hey it was a

hand here

hey back home huh not fully recovered

all right let's get this out of here

this is nice dad hey kid of course this

puts off that big trip to the Caribbean

I've been planning in here you know

right dad I'm sure she'll understand no

you have to go to the doctor for your

allergy shot and ice pick two that was

the Cadillac of refrigeration yeah oh my

god that was my favorite Wow it should

be yellow honey because this thing's a

lemon I can't even get it to turn on dad

give me that thing what are you doing

plug it on me a traitor

what happened to the old fridge I

donated it to charity being a sweet

person I am

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well that is sweet Louie are you ready

to go to the doctor

I'll take him dear you stay here and

play with your new toy

hey easy does it sport I'm almost ready

you call that needle look like it

sometime I want an injection tap on the

shoulder give me a real needle give me a

big one your g*n Wow

it's the r*fle how am i doing dad that's

that slugger you're all done can I say I

do good work thanks dad I couldn't have

done it without you together next we

move on to the Russian front huh I had

taken the shot I didn't even know it and

the brand new refrigerator well it ended

up holding a few surprises of its own I

graciously managed to take allergy shots

for years

I also courageously managed to get out

of school to take them I guess that was

a pretty brave kid of course I don't

want to Pat myself too hard on the back

otherwise I might get a big head

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