04x07 - Episode 7

[bunniefuu]

What?

Just... don't.

What is wrong with you?

I wanted to tell you.

But I didn't think you'd understand.

- Someone stole it from me.
- They stole it?

A girl, a bloke...

a transgender bloke.

She wanted to be a man.

She had a power.

- Nadine.
- Oh, I'm Rudy, sorry.

- Is that the right time?
- Eh?

- I have to go.
- No, don't go.

Please...

I can't stop thinking about her.

- I didn't know you were coming.
- Yeah, Jess asked me.

Is that all right with you?

Absolutely fine.

I know you'd rather spend the evening
talking to Mr HIV over there.

Finn, can we not do this tonight?

(g*nsh*t-LIKE BLAST)

I'm Abby, by the way.

# Looking for the way

# To love what's right

# Cos even when I'm lost

# Love satisfies

# I'm moving

# I'm moving

it I'm moving on

# I'm moving on... #

I want you to get back out there.

I'll double your money,
whatever it takes.

Just find my c*ck!

(it THE RAPTURE'. Echoes)

it The city breathing, the people churning

it The conversating

# The price is what? I

it The conversating

# This place is heaven

# And if you see them

# They're saying what? I #

No.

Dude, no, I'm not feeling it.
It's like I'm f*cking numb.

It's like I'm paralyzed

- from me c*ck down over here...
- Ssh!

Listen, oi, you know me,
usually I'd be all over that.

This used to be me favourite bit.

Look at 'em all, stretching out
their fannies, all nice and wide

with their big, swollen milky t*ts.

You know, their vaginas,
they have an expiry date, mate.

You've got to get one last taste
of that fruit before it goes off.

Do you understand what I'm telling you?

There's nothing worse than
a mouldy piece of fruit.

Especially peaches.

But now, I'm not even interested,
to be honest with you.

I'll tell you why.

- Do you know why?
- No.

Well, the girl from last night, Nadine,
I can't get her out of me mind.

What's it all about, really?

I think it means you really like her.

f*ck off!

- We should get started.
- Mm.

Right, now then.

Prime example about
the whole Nadine thing, right?

Passed-out girl on the floor,
good-looking girl, normally I...

would be thinking...

...ba*ls on face.

- But nothing.
- ba*ls on face?

Yeah. Dude, but not in a bloody
creepy way, mate.

In a... you know, like... 'Ey, dude...

let's put our ba*ls on each other's faces.

For banter, though. Funny.

Hello.

Morning.

RUDY: Yes!

Respect, straight back on it.

(YAWNS)

- Who the f*ck are you?
- Abby.

Who the f*ck are you?

What's she doing here?

Did you f*ck her?

- Is that what happened?
- No.

Did you f*ck her in here?

The smell of the sweat and the feel
of the cold, hard tiles on your knees.

I didn't touch her.

- Better not have.
- What's she doing?

She's on community service.

Well, n-no-one told me.

Yeah, well, I'm telling you now.

You're responsible for her.

If she f*ck up, you f*ck up,

and I'll f*ck you up all the way to f*ck.

How is that fair?

You can start by cleaning the sh*t
out of the community centre.

Have fun.

What's all that about?

That is our...

that is our probation worker.

He's bloody highly strung
and he's very angry

and I just think there's a lot of pain
there, to be honest with you.

Well, good look with it all.

What are you doing?
You heard what he said,

he's going to f*ck me up
all the way to f*ck.

And... I don't even know what that means,
but it's not good.

- That's your problem.
- Please just help us out for today.

L-I'll sort something out, I'll get you
out of it, I'll...

I'll fake your death.

Where do I get a jumpsuit?

Ah, yes.

Yes, there.

Oh, hello!

Do I detect the gentle flush
of the female orgasm?

f*ck off.

So is that it then?

You and Alex, are you together?

Boyfriend and girlfriend?

Yeah, Finn.
We swapped friendship bracelets

and then we went to the cinema
and he touched me up.

Are you on community service?

No. Just pretending.

RUDY: I just... I don't understand
whether I'm...

whether I'm just thinking about her
because...

you know, like I know
I'm never going to see her again.

Like... when you go to a vending machine
and there's no prawn c*ck crisps,

and all you want is a packet...

BOTH: Of prawn c*ck crisps.

Exactly that, man.

Exactly that.

f*ck, now all I can think about is
prawn c*ck crisps, knobhead.

Mmm.

Yeah, no, I'm still on
prawn c*ck... f*ck it,

I'm going to have to go and get
some prawn c*ck crisps.

Get me a packet.

Tomorrow, we're going to be focusing on

the challenges
that you are going to be facing.

So, Dads, this is really
where you come in.

And Mums, you're going to need
as much help as you can get.

Urn, so do you want to come
and have a cup of tea?

Yike! Ah...

Cool... What the funk!

Whoa! Post-op transgender genitalia, what!
God, man,

I always knew there was summat dodgy going
on behind that sweet little face of yours.

Not this sh*t, though, dude.
Not chicks with dicks.

- Give it to me.
- Eh?

- Give it back.
- To be honest with you,

you've gone up in my estimation somehow.

I'm not looking at them to get turned on.

sh*t, what are you going to do?
Are you going to get a d*ck put on?

Yeah.

That's exactly what I'm doing,
I'm going to get a d*ck put on.

Se-Se... for serious?

Well, I've always wanted a d*ck
so I just thought, "What am I waiting for,

- "let's get a d*ck."
- f*ck' hell!

Ohh... that's amazing.
So what do they do?

I mean, do you buy a d*ck
or does someone donate you one?

You have to order them.

You just tell them what colour you want,
how long you want it

and you go for a couple of fittings
and they just stitch it on.

- That's amazing. Isn't it?
- Mm.

I'm going to be honest with you, though,

the thought of you with your big floppy
c*ck has kind of put me off

- my prawn c*ck crisps a bit!
- I'll have them.

b*stard.

- Anyone fancy a drink?
- I'm in.

Let's drink to forget,
drown me bloody sorrows.

Just need a sh*t.
I'll meet you down there.

OK.

Enjoy your sh*t.

Sorry, are you using that?

I can't handle this.

I can't even go to an antenatal class.
How am I supposed to have a baby?

I thought I could do it, but I can't.

Oh, it's a design fault.

Why don't they give us bigger vaginas?

I mean, how are you supposed to
get something so big

out of something so small?

Apparently, they suck the life out of your
t*ts, so, er, you can kiss them goodbye.

I can't do this. I can't do this.
I can't...

(GASPING)

What the f*ck have you done to me?

I don't know. Um... I don't know.

Wait!

(# TAME IMPALA:
Feels Like We Only Go Backwards)

Didn't think you'd come.

Why wouldn't I come?

Oh, what, do you really think
I'm that shallow?

Well, it must have been weird for you.

It's no big deal.

All right, OK,
it was a bit weird for both of us.

I just know I don't wanna
stop seeing you.

Look, I'm gonna take care of this, OK?

It's not going to be like this for ever.
I promise.

So, do I get some free drinks, then?

Because if I'm not, what is the point
in going out with a barman?

(SCOFFS)

I'd always thought I'd marry a girl
called Nadine, man.

So, guess what happened to me.

Oh, my God.

I know. It's totally f*cked.

I went to the toilet and there was
this girl and she had this power.

Next thing, I'm pregnant, she's not.

Tried to run after her,
couldn't catch her.

It's f*cking heavy.

Can I...

All the times I've shagged people
and never got pregnant.

I go for a quiet dump
and then this happens.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Gonna find her and I'm gonna
shove this baby right up her arse.

- (LAUGHS)
- Someone get me a vodka tonic.

Whoa.

You're kidding me.

It... It's such bullshit.

I'll have lemonade.

I'll have a...

(TUTS)

Hey, listen.

If you ev...

If you ever need any advice on dicks,

or d*ck maintenance...
sh*t, you know where I am.

Great, I will definitely
take you up on that.

Not a problem. For example,

I have a pretty brutal grooming regime.

Moisturize my ba*ls twice a day,
keeps the wrinkles at bay.

- Constant battle, though.
- Wow.

Please, talk to me more
about your ba*ls(!)

(TUTS)

You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

f*ck'...

I'm pretty... Are you being sarcastic?

I'm pretty...
pretty sure you're being sarcastic.

What does the sexy barman
think about all this?

- Eh?
- About what?

About the old switcheroo.

f*ck' sex change.

He... He doesn't know.
He doesn't need to know.

What do you... What do you mean?

You're just gonna bloody surp...
You're just gonna surprise him?

"Oh, f*ck' happy birthday.
I've got a friggin' c*ck"?

That is... That's horrible
That's disgraceful.

I've never heard
anything like it in my life.

I'm gonna tell him.

- Don't you f*cking dare!
- Quickly tell him.

- Dude?
- He's got... He's got a fanny.

What?

(RUDY STAMMERS)

He's got a what?

A vag*na.

- What the f*ck!
- Someone stole it from him.

- (SNORTS)
- They did a swap.

Can't believe it. Alex the barman.
He's got a mangina.

If you tell anyone, I will f*ck you up.
Do you understand me?

Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Understand.

- What was all that about?
- Nothing.

You and Jess.

Quick thing.
You know the girl who was here yesterday -

- the young one who was here on her own?
- Tara?

Yeah. I need her address.

Oh, I can't give out personal details.

It's kind of important.
I've got something that belongs to her.

Well, you can give it to me
and I'll make sure she gets it.

Doesn't really work like that. Plus,
I'd really like to give it to her myself.

Look, I'm really sorry,
but I can't help you.

(SIGHS)

Wish she'd tell me where that girl lives.

Maybe I should lock her
in the boot of a car.

Have you got a car?

Jess has got a car.

A hatchback.

I don't think she'd fit.

Well, what about the laptop?

Yes.

Good - steal the laptop,
find the address, sell it on.

Just need a distraction.

I'll take care of this.

(GASPING/STRAINING)

Are you sh1tting yourself?

Is that the distraction?
Cos I'm not sure that's gonna work.

(SCREAMS)

- Oh, my...
- That's your power?

You can spill cups of tea?

No, it... It's telekinesis.

It's not exclusive to tea.

Where the f*ck did that come from?

What?

Did you... Did you have that before?

Oh, that. No. That's new.

Went to do a sh*t
and there was this girl in the toilet

and she was really upset
and she transferred her baby into me.

(LAUGHS)

You think this is...

funny?

You see me laughing?

(WHISPERS) No.

Is this yours?

Did you sh**t
your watery little spunk up her?

No.

My watery little spunk
hasn't been anywhere near her.

It's one of these flats up here.

It's going up her arse.

Ha-ha. Hey, I had the most amazing dream
about Nadine last night.

Ow. He just kicked me.

How'd you know it's a him?

I don't know, just feels like a him.

I'll tell you summat else
Nadine said, and all.

No of fence, but will you
shut the f*ck up about Nadine?

What do you mean?

It's all you've gone on about all day.

Nadine, Nadine, Nadine.

- It is really f*cking boring.
- Usually when I meet a girl,

it's... it's just, it's all down here.

It's d*ck-based.

I mean, honestly, I tried putting on
a bit of grot this morning.

A bit of girl-on-girl.

Scissoring, all that,
just clear my mind a bit.

So sweet.

It's the first time I want to see
a girl for the second time

and I... I don't know
where to find her, do I?

Let's go shove a baby
up a girl's arse, shall we?

Right, for f*ck's sake.

Abby, come on!

(DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY)

What are you doing?

I'm not giving him back.
I'm keeping him. He's mine now.

You can't keep somebody else's baby.

What, you don't think
I can look after it?

No, to be honest with you, not really.

Why would you even want
another woman's baby?

I don't know who I am!

When the storm happened, I lost my memory.

I forgot everything.

No-one's looking for me.

I've got no-one.

What, are you like an orphan?

No.

Well, I... I don't know.
I don't... I don't think so.

It's the first time I've felt really
part of something.

He needs me.

I can love him and he can love me.

I'm not giving him back.

D'oh...

(SNIFFS)

(GRUNTS)

That's a very beautiful and, er...

a very sad thing you just said there.

Anyway, I'm f*ck' starving
and I'm eating for two,

so I'm gonna go and get a Kit Kat.

(SOBS)

Thought I'd take you
somewhere nice for lunch.

Then I thought, "Nah, f*ck that.
Petrol station."

You all right?

Look at 'em.

The happy couple.

Just forget about her.

I'm stupid for even thinking
I could compete with him.

I mean, look at 'em. Perfect.

f*ck it, right. You...

You, shut up, you forced this out of me.

He is a man... with a fanny.

Are you happy now?

What, he's got a fanny?
What, he's a woman?

He's got both, like a worm?

sh*t, I don't know how it works.
It's storm-related, innit?

All I know is where once there was
a p*nis, there is now merely a vag*na.

Are you sure about this?

Dude, honestly, Alex,
sexy barman, he's got no d*ck.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, my God.

This is the greatest day of me life.

I c... I could cry happy tears all
over his little hairy man fanny.

Yeah, listen, don't be saying anything,
though, because apparently he's quite

sensitive about the whole thing,
you know what I mean?

Oh, he's sensitive, is he?

Oh, dear.

Yeah, well he might be good-looking,
and he might have the girl,

but he hasn't got a p*nis
and, really, isn't that all that matters?

Well, yeah, there's that
and the love of a good woman, really.

So, he hasn't got a d*ck and you have,

but Jess would still rather be with him.

Great.

Thanks for ruining the moment.

Come on, mate.

Eh?

Mate, listen.

I just...

I reckon maybe it's time you
cut your losses now.

You know, the whole Jess thing?

Maybe I should just tell her that I'm not
gonna take any more of her sh*t.

Yeah, you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Oi. Check this out.

Right, now, I'm gonna
give you three guesses.

Who am I?

(IMITATING ALEX) h*-way! Y'all right?
Oh, look at the state of that.

I've got a lovely soft fanny.

It's all soft and furry.

Look at me little furry Virginia.

Oh, it's like a little squirrels
gone in there, give it a stroke.

I want it to become my friend.

I don't...

Here he is!

Big man. How you doing?

You all ri... Oh.

That was a bit of a clanger, wasn't it?

I can't believe you f*cking told them.

Told them what?

Alex!

Ohh. I don't think he noticed.

Think we got away wi' it.

anyway- --

(DOOR OPENS)

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm s... I'm s-s-sorry!
I'm sorry.

Uh!

Oh!

(GROANS)

Oh, this is a definite low point, man.

I can't...

You.

I need your full name.

What for?

You're not on the system.

And if you're not on the system,
then you don't exist.

Fine.

I'm Abby.

Abby Smith.

I will not allow

anarchy and chaos
to overtake my community centre.

(PHONE RINGS)

Hi, this is Alex.
Please leave a message.

Oh, all right, I f*cked up.
Will you just call me?

Right, I'm coming over.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

This better be good.

I know where it is.

I know who's got your c*ck.

Apparently, she just turned up one night
with a c*ck. No surgery, nothing.

What's her name?

She calls herself James.

She hangs around in
the karaoke bar on the estate.

There's half.

You get the rest when I get it back.

What are you doing?

You never said anything
about hurting anyone.

Don't try and stop me.

Ahh!

Probation worker's
looking me up on the system.

But if you lost your memory,
how do you know your name's Abby Smith?

I don't. I just thought it sounded
all right, so I went with that.

- Abby Smith.
- Abby s... Abby s... Abby Smith.

All the names in all the bloody world -
you could have been Jasmine.

G-Geraldine, you could have been.

But, no, here... Here she is.
Abby S... Smith, as well!

Hi, Rudy.

Oh, my... Oh, my God, it's...

It's you. It's you.

What are you... What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

f*ck off. Seriously? I...

Is that OK?

God. Course it's OK. I...

It's... It is so good to see you.

So, Nadine, I've heard a lot about you.

Aren't you going to introduce us?

Yeah, I'm gonna...

Nadine, that's Finn, that's Abby.

f*ck off.

(MOUTHS) Go away.

Go on. Do one. (LAUGHS)
What are they like?

So, what...
Seriously, have you found me?

You told me where you worked.

Yes, I did tell you where I...

Because it's the community centre,
is where I am.

f*cking caretaker of the community...
Centre of the community.

It's a thankless job, really.
It's pre... It's pretty...

It's pretty humble.

I think it has its own...
sort of quiet dignity to it, though.

anyway-

Do you feel OK?

Yeah, I'm all right.

(STRAINED) I'm absolutely tiptop.

(STAMPS FOOT)

Just gonna have to excuse me
for just a minute, cos...

f*ck! Uhh!

(DOOR SLAMS)

What are you playing at, man?
You're messing this up.

What, no, I'm not, dude.
I'm trying... I'm trying.

You're not, you're being weird.
What's all this?

You know, honestly, I like this one.
She's amazing.

Whoa, hey, whoa. What do you mean?
What do you...

What you on about,
you fancy her or summat?

Yeah, think I do, yeah.

Right, well, she's mine, so back off.

You keep your friggin' mitts off her, pal.

Why don't you get it?
This is the one girl we can both agree on.

We could both be happy here.

This is why you can't afford
to f*ck this up.

sh*t, man, help me out.
I'm getting all nervous around her and...

Be straight with her, yeah?
And no bullshit.

You know, just for once in your life,

you need to talk to her like she's
a human being instead of a piece of meat.

Come on, I'm gonna be right there.

Let's go. Come on.

(DOOR OPENS)

Er...

Sorry about that.

Er, so, I was...

I was just wondering...

Are... Are you hungry?

Because, if you want, we could get
something from the vending machine

if you want.

(KNOCKING)

Can you just open the door?

I know you're pissed off with me.

You need to find Alex.

He's crazy.

He'll do anything to get his c*ck back.

He's got a g*n.

So...

what kind of hours do you work?

Well, I'm the senior caretaker,

so technically I'm on call,
like, 24 hours a day.

It's like...

It's very much like being
a doctor in many...

...in many respects. Bollocks to it.

Do you know what? f*ck it. I'm, er...

I'm not the caretaker.

I'm just saying, I'm lying- I---

I just told you that cos I didn't
want you to know the truth, really.

I'm on community service.

It's just that you're so pretty
and... you're clever.

I thought that if you knew the truth,

then you just wouldn't want to
bother even talking to me.

I'm just some...

some f*ck-up.

I pick up dog sh*t with one of them little
grabber things, you know what I mean?

I'm sorry.

It's not for me to judge you.

- I've got to go.
- Oh, no, no. Don't.

Please don't go. Don't. Don't.

Nadine. f*cking... Nadine!

How did it go?

It was amazing and then she's...

She ran away - again.

She left her bag.

sh*t!

Why does she keep running off, then?

Because she's a girl. That's what they do.

They string you along like a little puppy

and then, when you think you've got
a chance, they end up with...

some guy who works in a bar
who doesn't even have a d*ck.

Maybe she's some sexy psycho werewolf
who doesn't want you finding out.

Well, f*ck... What if it's that? sh*t!

Oi! Don't swear in front of the bump!

Come on, we need to follow her.

Yeah?

All right, just...

JESS: I need you to meet me
at the karaoke bar on the estate, er...

Something's going on with Alex.

He is gonna try and get his c*ck back.
I'm really worried what he's gonna do.

To be honest, I really couldn't
give a sh*t about you and Alex.

So I'm probably gonna give it a miss.

Why are you being such a prick?

Good luck with it, though, yeah?

I hope you're happy together.

f*ck. I've]... l've just hung up
on Jess, that's really rude.

Wait.

Is she sh1tting in the bushes?
Why would she be sh1tting in the bushes?

It's the werewolf thing, I told you.

Hey, we need to be getting
to the karaoke bar.

What the f...

Ohh.

sh*t, I'm in love with a f*cking nun.

Ah.

Yep. Looks like it.

I'm just gonna call her back.

What are the f*cking chances?
When was the last time you even saw a nun?

(# DEPECHE MODE: I Feel You)

I'm really sorry for hanging up on you.

Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Let's just get on with it, yeah?

Oh, right, now, listen.

If I go in there,
am I gonna get my p*nis stolen?

Why would anyone want to
steal your puny little c*ck?

He's got a point, actually.
I can't have anyone stealing my fanny.

I'm gonna be using it very soon.

We just need to find Alex, OK?

What are you doing?

I went to your flat,
I know what's going on.

Dude. Dude, I'm sorry about
the d*ck-tuck thing.

It was f*cking insensitive.

- Where is she? Where has she gone?
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

This is a song very close to my heart.

I hope you'll like it, too.

Is that the probation worker?

I'll protect you from the hooded claw.

Keep the vampires from your door.

(SHOUTING)

# L-I-I-I

# Feels like fire

# I'm so in love with you

# Dreams are like angels

# They keep bad at bay, bad at bay

# Love is the light

# Scaring darkness away

# I'm so in love with you

# Purge the soul

# Make love your goal

# The power of love... #

- I want my f*cking c*ck.
- f*ck off!

- Get off me!
- That night at the club,

you took it from me and I want it back.

#... Soul

# Flame on burn desire

# Love with tongues of fire

# Purge the soul

# Make love your goal... #

Get it out. I want to see it.

- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Get your d*ck out right now.

That's mine.

You stole it from me, you piece of sh*t!

Look, I had to, there was no other way.

I swear to God, it better be OK.

If I find out you've been putting it
anywhere that you shouldn't have been...

It's not about that, it's not about sex.

#... I'll be around... #

- Alex.
- #... With my undying, death-defying

- # Love for you... #
- Look at me.

Let's just calm down, yet?
I know you really want it back,

but don't f*ck up everything
you've already got.

#... Let yourself be beautiful... #

Right, drop the g*n or I'll do it.
I'll f*cking cut it.

- Don't you f*cking dare!
- I'll do it.

I'm gonna do it.

You've got five seconds.

Five.

Four. Three.

Two.

One...

What are you doing?

I'm a freak. I'm disgusting.

You're all laughing at me.

I don't feel like I'm me,
I don't feel like I'm anything.

And I can't live without my c*ck.

I don't wanna live like this any more.

Oh, don't. Just...

Look, I didn't mean to hurt you.
I just did what I had to do.

Cos all my life, it's all I've wanted.

I don't want it.

Not like this.

#... Lovers entwine, divine, divine

# Love is danger, love is pleasure... #

#... I'm so in love with you

# Purge the soul

# Make love your goal

# The power of love

# A force from above

# Cleaning my soul

#Your... #

(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)

That was beautiful.
You've got the voice of an angel.

What... W-What are you doing here?

We really like karaoke.

How about you?

I like...

I like karaoke, too.

See you tomorrow, then.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to dedicate this one to the most
beautiful nun in all of the world.

(# Don't You Want Me?)

(OFF-KEY) # You were working
as a waitress in a c*ck bar

# When I met you

# I picked you out, I shook you up

# I turned you around

# Turned you into someone new... #

I hate karaoke, anyway.

Yeah, me, too. It's bullshit

(# AARON NEVILLE: Hercules)

# All you fear is fear itself

# Check out your own back yard
before you check out someone else

it Railroad track

it In my neighbourhood

# Ain't no trains around that part
Just ain't no good

# Wanna know

it What's going down

# When the pimp on the corner
looks like the sharpest cat in town

# Jungle rule
Can't be no fool

# Might get caught by the hook of a crook
No time for cool

# Look out, Jay, what you say... #

Oh, yeah? So, what have you
come to give me this time? Twins?

Look, I know what you might think of me.

That I'm a sh*t mum, but... I got scared.

I've really missed him.

Too late.

You didn't want him.

Jake.

That's what I was gonna call him.

I thought I couldn't do it,
and I probably can't, but I've got to try.

And since he's been gone,
he's all I can think about.

He is the only thing I've got.

You'd better f*cking look after him.

If he grows up to be a pimp,
a child molester or a probation worker,

I will kick your arse.

(SNIFFS)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

What happened to the baby?

I gave him back.

Are you OK?

- Fine.
- Oh, what?!

Alex gets his d*ck back,
Mum gets her baby back.

I don't get my beautiful nun.
How the frig is that fair?

So, I guess this is it, then.

Emotional farewell.

Where you going?

That's the beauty of pretending
to be on community service.

You're not actually on community service.

Maybe see you around.

You've been f*cking with me!

You don't get to f*ck with me!

Do you know what they do to people
who pretend to be on community service?

So, this is ironic, innit?

Maybe it's meant to be.

I mean, it's the first steps to
finding out who I actually am.

It's all part of some big cosmic plan.

You just stepped in some dog sh*t.

There is a young man here to see you.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Be careful, Nadine.

No, don't go.

Rudy?

f*cking...

That's my f*cking TV!

Well, we're just gonna have to put
it down to an act of God, Finley!

- So, what's the plan?
- You could use the special powers you got

after being struck by that
random freak storm.

Ssh! Now, shut up.

- Sister Ca...
- Mm!

- You just head-butted a nun.
- It's fine. She's an evil b*tch.

Look at her. This whole searching for
a bullshit connection thing.

It's just an excuse to be
an enormous sl*t.

That's my incredibly subtle way of asking
if you want to f*ck me.

What's that?

It's them.

Who?

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.