02x02 - The Return of Commander Cool

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♪ Scooby-Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ That's Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddy Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby ♪

atchoo

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby needs a Scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby ♪

Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crimes ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

[wind howling]

[Shaggy narrating] Like, it was a spooky and scary night

outside the gates of the Colossal Toy building.

But inside, kids from all over were checking out

Colossal's life-size cool cave

along with a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Wow! Commander Cool sure is a bunch of neat stuff.

Ew, yuck.

Like, come on, Daphne, everyone knows

Commander Cool is the coolest.

Yeah, the coolest.

How can anybody like a superhero who doesn't wear natural fibers?

[squeaking]

Ew, polyester.

Hey, here's where Commander Cool locked up Zeek.

The infamous seventh dimension.

[roaring]

Like, it's Zeek. He's come back for revenge.

twup

[laughing]

I knew you super-zeros would be here.

It's not Zeek, feint from the seventh dimension.

It's Red Herring, geek from down the street.

Like, watch it, Red, you're talking to Commander Cool.

And Mellow Mutt.

What a pair of weenies.

Commander Cool Transporter Device.

How hokey can you get?

Red, don't.

What're you so scared off?

buzz

boing

[screaming]

[giggling]

That's not very funny.

[Fred] 'These must be Commander Cool's enemies.'

Like, yeah. There's Dr. Crocker

and the lint monster and a scary alien.

Like, it's a good thing they're not real

because they wouldn't stand a chance against Commander Cool.

And Mellow Mutt.

grarr

I must destroy Commander Cool.

[bell rings]

arghh-rarr

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Dooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

wroorr

I must destroy Commander Cool.

No-no-no. Not if I can help it.

Me neither.

dwing

boing

brurr

Like, we better use the Commander Cool

Turbo-rocket Roller Skates.

tswooshh

[coughing]

Whoa!

crash

twum

Are you two alright?

twoing

I think so.

Ah. Where am I?

Like-like, who am I?

Oh, I remember now.

I'm Commander Cool.

And like, this is my trusted companion Mellow Mutt.

Right, Shaggy.

twing twing twing

- Huh! - Jinkies.

I better call my Uncle Elmo.

Hmm..

twum

Your friend has lost his memory.

But he'll be back to normal soon.

[all exclaim]

But you better play along with him until then.

Like, no way. I know exactly who I am.

I am Commander Cool, defender of the Earth.

And this is my faithful pal Mellow Mutt.

I am?

Scooby, you heard Velma's uncle.

We're supposed to play along.

Oh, yeah. Of course, I am.

Well, I must depart.

- Thank you, uncle. - Oh, anytime, Velma.

Uh, before I go, would you like a lollipop?

- No, thank you. - I do. Thanks.

[Shaggy] 'Don't even think about it, Mellow Mutt.'

Remember, snacking between meals can spoil your appetite.

Right!

I've gotta put a stop to this.

Who are you?

I'm Carole Colossal

the owner of Carole Colossal Toys.

Oh, and this is Barbara Simone.

Her highly efficient secretary, that is.

trong

Oh, that's the third time the alien has tried to steal

my Commander Cool toys.

What would an alien want with toys?

Like, those aren't toys.

This is the state of the art super technology.

What alien wouldn't want to get his slimy tentacles on 'em?

Yeah, slimy tentacles.

You know, I'll bet Stu Pendous has something to do with this.

You mean, the man who owns Stu Pendous Toys?

He used to own it.

But our Commander Cool toys

drove him out of the business.

He hates me.

And he's always spying on me

trying to steal my toy ideas.

[phone ringing]

- Hello. - Hello.

I never spy on you!

tunk

Oh, yeah? I'll bet he's watching us right now.

cruckk

tubb

Are there, like, any other suspects?

Here's a list of suspects with their addresses

phone numbers and their shoe sizes.

[Fred] 'Very impressive.'

But this list is not complete.

- It's not? - No.

Red Herring's name is not on it.

I'm not the alien, baloney brain.

Ahh!

How do you shut this thing off?

twrumb

Hmm. Like, who's this Quentin Creeply guy..

At the top of the list?

He's just an employee

Ms. Colossal had to fire.

Yes. His toys were too spooky.

Scary, gruesome.

Besides, nobody bought them.

Like, and how will we recognize him?

Yikes!

boing

whirr

This is the job for the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

No way, kids.

Commander Cool and Mellow Mutt

will capture this alien.

trooip

Ahem, I said, Commander Cool

and Mellow Mutt will handle this.

pop

O-oh, yeah. That's me.

Well, if you need anymore help

just call my super efficient secretary.

Don't worry, ma'am, we'll save the world from this alien.

gulp

Like, the cool computer should tell us what to do next.

tomp

What does it say?

It says, "It's time for lunch."

swoosh

[humming]

twoing

tump

Ah! It's an alien disintegrating g*n.

Stand back, I'll contain the blast with my super grip.

Oh, you boys, that's just lipstick.

And it's the tackiest shade of red I've ever seen.

Shaggy, look.

Like, stop calling me "Raggy."

Sorry. Commander Cool. Look.

[Shaggy] 'Wow, the alien must have made that'

'with his disintegrater ray.'

Oh, Freddy.

trooim

Like, upward-h*!

Upward-h*?

I want the real Shaggy back.

[eerie music]

woo woo

- Look. - 'It's the alien."

tung tong tumm toink

Like, step aside. I'll handle this.

screech

- Hold it! - Huh?

Like, if you're going to invade this planet

you'll have to follow the rules.

clurk

There's no hole punching allowed

and no slobbering on the desk.

buyyaa

And no grabbing of superheroes either.

tlurp tlurp tlurp

yump

[growling]

Let's get outta here.

sreech

bang bang bang

Who is it?

I want Commander Cool.

boing

He's not here.

swop

Oh.

[Shaggy] 'Of course, I'm here, Mellow Mutt.'

[growling]

bam

Wow, that was close.

cha-ching

Jinkies, it's blueprints.

That must be what the alien's after.

Wow, it must be planning to build a base

and conquer the Earth.

Ahh! It is?

Look, Mellow Mutt. There goes the alien's flying saucer.

I wonder where's it's landing.

Jinkies, that's Quentin Creeply's work shop.

swoosh

Perhaps this map will be of some assistance.

Hmm, let's go ask this Mr. Creeply

a few questions, Mellow Mutt.

[dog howling]

I'll bet it's full of Martians.

Uh-huh, it's full of ghosts.

Worse! It's full of dust!

Jenkins.

Yes, Miss Blake?

Dust alert.

- That will be all, Jenkins. - Yes, Miss Blake.

whoosh

Okay, I'm ready.

swoosh

[bat screeching]

boing

[Fred] 'Wow, look at that costume.'

It's horrible. It's ugly. It's..

Uh, Freddy, that's Mr. Creeply.

Oh, yeah.

I knew that.

[screaming]

Alright, Creeply, you might as well confess.

Yeah. You're in cahoots with the aliens, aren't you?

I'm afraid I'm just a toy maker.

I opened this shop after Carole Colossal fired me!

boing

Settle down.

I'll bet you weren't too happy

about that.

Sure, I was angry.

I was upset.

I was mad!

But there wasn't much I could do about it.

[phone ringing]

A phone call.

Maybe, it's a customer.

Like, the Commander Cool computer will tell us

more about this guy.

Quick, Mellow Mutt, to the cool cave.

Right.

Like, the doors stuck.

'Oh, no.'

I must destroy Commander Cool.

[all] Ahh!

Destroy. Destroy. Destroy!

[shivering]

[whimpering]

I've got you now

Commander Cool.

Yikes!

doing

tuk tuk tuk

clup clup clup

[growling]

Like, good job, Mellow Mutt.

Thanks.

Let's get outta here.

Well, like, I'm not done with him yet.

[everyone] Yes, you are.

swush

boing

There goes the alien's flying saucer again.

There are no such things as flying saucers

even if I did see it myself.

Quick, Mellow Mutt, track that saucer.

Who? Me?

According to my calculations

it landed at Stu Pendous Toys.

Perhaps, this map will assist you.

She sure is efficient

even if she does wear tacky lipstick.

Come on, Mellow Mutt.

Maybe we should pay this

Stu Pendous a visit.

[Shaggy] 'Like, keep it down, kids.'

We don't want that alien to hear us.

That'll be all, Jenkins, I can handle it from here.

Yes, Ms. Blake.

whoosh

S-s-so this is Stu Pendous Toys?

[gulps] Y-yeah.

A-ha!

[screaming]

I've been out of business for years now

and it's all your fault.

- Like, what did I do? - Yeah, what?

I'm not to thrilled with you either, Mellow Mutt.

I was doing fine until they came along.

I was getting ready to unveil the best superhero toy ever.

'Tableman.'

He would've been great.

[together] Tableman?

[laughing]

But that Carole Colossal

put you on the market first.

And the world is a better place for it.

Yeah, better.

I was ruined because she spied on me

and put you out first.

[telephone ringing]

- Hello. - That's a lie.

I never spy on you.

tdunk

So, you must be working with the alien

to destroy Commander Cool.

Yeah.

I could have done that.

I should have done that.

I wish I'd have done that.

But I didn't. I don't know who the alien is.

So, get out!

whoosh

[all grunt]

What a grouch.

Yeah, what a grouch.

Mellow Mutt and I must return to the cool cave

and catch the alien, kids.

Kids? Won't he be back to normal soon?

Like, let's go in, Mellow Mutt.

Uh-uh. It's too spooky.

Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Like, why would he want one of those?

He's Mellow Mutt.

Okay. Would you do it for a Mellow Mutt munchie?

Well, okay.

crunch

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Ahh..

Are you ready now?

Yeah, let's go.

swoosh

A quick trip to the cool cave and this alien will be history.

[elevator dings]

I've got you now, Commander Cool!

- Going up. - Huh?

Good thinking, Velma.

bam

[roaring]

Oh-oh. Like, I think this is the chase.

It's time for some superhero type music, Mellow Mutt.

Right.

[upbeat music]

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ They say he's from a planet far away ♪

♪ Got a ghoulish grin but he doesn't wanna play ♪

♪ He just like to scare you in his own special style ♪

♪ With his scary stare and his slimy smile ♪

♪ Got lost in the Milky way ♪

♪ Came to work on a holiday ♪

♪ Just wants to have some spooky fun ♪

♪ When you see him better run ♪

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ Tu ru tu tu ♪

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ Tu ru tu tu tu ru tu ♪

[music continues]

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ Monster alien ♪

♪ Monster alien ♪♪

Hey, this is where we saw the alien.

Hold it, Mellow Mutt. There's a tiny alien on your head.

There is? Yikes!

I'll use my Commander Cool safety tong to get it.

It's only a note pad.

Phew! Thank goodness.

Look at this.

He's sending a letter to the other aliens

telling them to start the invasion.

Calm down, Freddy.

Jinkies.

Velma said "jinkies."

I'll bet she has a plan.

I make the plans around here.

Perhaps, I can contribute to your plan, Commander Cool.

The Commander Cool computer should help us

solve this mystery.

Right, commander.

I got you now, Commander Cool.

- Take that. - Ahh! Ahh!

Good thing you had the Commander Cool

Can-o-Rope, Mellow Mutt.

[roaring]

swoosh

Now.

Ahh!

Whoa!

thud

[gasping]

chirp chirp chirp

Commander Cool!

No, Scoob, it's just me, Shaggy.

Shaggy, you're back!

slurp slurp slurp

[roaring]

Ya! Like, what's that?

Don't worry. I'll stop it.

Like, that's not big enough, Scoob.

Okay?

Like, that's not

big enough either.

Like, that's big enough.

[roaring]

I must destroy Commander Cool.

Like, do something, Scoob.

ruff ruff

Move. Stop.

I will destroy Commander Cool.

- Ahh! - Oh, no.

I read that aliens eat human brains for dinner.

Like, think hard, and think fast, Scoob.

Hmm, let's see.

[rumbling]

Uh-oh.

thud thud

Whoa!

boing

- Like, thanks, Scooby. - You're welcome.

Good work, Scooby.

Do you feel okay, Shaggy?

Like, I think so. But, man, am I hungry.

Huh, he's definitely back to normal.

slurp

Thank goodness.

This has to be Mr. Creeply.

We saw the alien in his work shop.

Besides, anyone who lives in that much dust

simply can't be human.

Uh-huh. It's Stu Pendous.

He'd do anything to ruin Carole Colossal

and Commander Cool.

Yeah.

No, it's neither of them.

Of course, not.

It has to be..

...Red Herring.

dweeep

Phew!

That did it.

I'm gonna get you dipsticks

for doing that to me.

[Scooby] Ahem.

Ahh!

Keep that thing away from me.

[giggling]

Actually, the alien is Barbara Simone.

[gasping]

That's right, and my plan was quite efficient.

She was doing blueprints for Carole Colossal new toys.

'She planned to sell them and get rich.'

Oh, I get it.

She used the alien disguise to scare everyone away.

I don't understand it.

Where did my carefully thought out plan fail?

[Velma] First, Scooby found the lipstick.

Then, we found the blueprints on the table.

But it wasn't until Scooby found your pad

that I was able to put the clues together.

But how could you read alien writing?

Beats me.

It isn't alien writing.

It secretary short hand.

It says that the blueprints are for a toy alien space base.

Well, what about the flying saucer?

That was easy.

click

[laughs]

Like, it's only a movie.

[laughs] Yeah, a movie.

And I would've gotten away with it

if it weren't for that superhero and his super puppy.

That's us.

Oh, she was a great secretary..

...and not a bad cook either.

It's a good thing the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

was here to stop her.

All in a days work, Ms. Colossal.

I want you kids to have the first Commander Cool

alien space base off the assembly line.

Like, this is too cool, Scoob.

Yeah, too cool.

[whimpers]

[Shaggy] Like, huh..

You know, being a superhero is a breeze

as long as you have a little help from a pup named..

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

slurp

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby so cool ♪

♪ Oh Scooby Scooby-Doo ♪♪