02x13 - (Kats Eye News) A Special Report

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This is Tom Kat.

Coming up next, Kats Eye News Special Report.

We're going to get up close and personal with...
the SWAT Kats.

Hey, hey. They're talkin'
about us, buddy. Catch a milk!

Yes, the SWAT Kats.

Everyone in Megakat City knows who they are.

We see them often enough right
here on Kats Eye News.

They're saving our tails whenever there's
big trouble in Megakat City.

But who are these two,
and how do they do the things they do?

Tonight, we're going to take a
Kats Eye look at the incredible SWAT Kats,

with unbelievable
action footage,

one-on-one interviews
with Mayor Manx,

Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs,

Commander Feral,

and never-before-seen pictures from the
SWAT Kats' secret high-tech defense arsenal.

And you have a chance
to test your S.K.I.Q.

with the SWAT Kats Inside Quiz.

All this and more on our Special Report,
co-anchored from the field by our own Ann Gora.

Yes, Tom, I've been lucky enough to
cover the SWAT Kats' incredible career...

lucky in more ways than one.

These are two Kats you really want in
your corner whenever there's trouble.

And Megakat City has
more than its share...

mutants...

repulsive reptiles...

bizarre bacteria...

renegade robots...

crazy clowns.

You name it,
the SWAT Kats have fought it.

Even a zombie clockmaker with an
army of dinosaurs couldn't whip the SWAT Kats.

Even the Pastmaster's fire breathing
dragons were no match for these two!

If I were a princess in trouble,
I'd know who to call.

As Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs
so beautifully puts it...

The SWAT Kats have saved this city again.

You can say that again!

But Commander Feral of the Enforcers is never
very happy with the SWAT Kats' efforts.

Any comment?

Sure, I've got a comment.
Those hot shots stopped him, but at what cost?

Those fighter jocks make him look
stupid at least once a week!

With all due respect, Deputy Mayor,
your SWAT Kats are a menace!

But hey, when you're trying to save an entire
city, you sometimes have to break a few rules...

among other things.

Because when all else fails,
the SWAT Kats kick tail.

They sure do, Ann.
But they don't do it alone.

The SWAT Kats have high technology on their side.

And here to report on the
hardware is our own science reporter, Tiger Stripe.

Hey, thanks, Tom. You know, when you really
start to examine SWAT Kats' secret gadgets,

you see how incredible they are.

First of all, of course, is the Turbokat.
Top speed, Mach 8.

Range, a thousand miles.

An incredible flying machine!

T-Bone flies the Turbokat like a
hot knife slicing through butter.

And ditto Razor,
dispatching his awesome gadgets.

With this kind of teamwork, the
Turbokat is virtually unstoppable.

Bingo!

Banshee Missiles, do your thing!

Razor controls a full load of specialized missiles,

including the Spider m*ssile.

It releases grappling
nets, to capture bad kats

and rescue the good ones!

The Octopus m*ssile
releases powerful metal arms

that position and open over
their target with pinpoint accuracy.

Crud! I'm gonna have to fix that thing.

The Buzz Saw m*ssile can open
even a giant can of worms.

And the Mole m*ssile makes
mountains into molehills.

And Turbo Blades can
really disarm an enemy.

The Cyclotron is an air-to-land motorcycle.
The SWAT Kats use it for ground pursuit.

Top speed, 200 miles per hour.

And the Cyclotron's loaded
with missiles of its own.

When the SWAT Kats need a quick
exit from the Turbokat,

Ejektor Seats do the job.

And this seat can fly by the seat
of its own pants, so to speak.

The Ejektor Seat is equipped with missiles
and lasers for continued defensive action.

Back to you, Tom.

Thanks, Tiger. That was
informative and exciting.

I hope all you kats in the
audience were taking notes,

because when we come back,
you'll get your chance to test your S.K.I.Q.

with the SWAT Kats Inside Quiz.

And we'll have never-before-seen footage of the SWAT
Kats' newest crime-fighting creations, coming up next.

Hey, turn it up!

Just when you think you've seen it all,
the SWAT Kats amaze us again!

Yes, Tom, there seems to be no end to their ingenuity.

T-Bone and Razor sent the already awesome
Turbokat back to the drawing board...

and they equipped it with...

...the Speed of Heat!

It looks like the SWAT Kats were
worried about running out of sky,

so now they're ready to kick
criminal tail right into space!

And the SWAT Kats have expanded their
air-sea capabilities with the Jet-Ski m*ssile.

Jonny shot this exclusive
Kats Eye video just last week.

In their never-ending quest to protect Megakat City,
the SWAT Kats just keep trying to one-up themselves.

New Drop-top Missiles.

More Match-head Missiles.

Bigger Bolo Missiles.

And mega Buzz-saw Missiles.

And dig this:
Ground Hog missiles.

Bet ya those bad guys won't ever
come out to see their shadows!

And here's a Kats Eye
News exclusive, Ann.

A tourist with a home video camera shot
these pictures of the SWAT Kats in battle

for the first time with their
amazing Thunder Truck.

But if you think the SWAT Kats need mega
vehicles to stop crime, think again.

These kats do it claw to claw,
with the Glovatrix.

That gadget just keeps
getting better.

Case in point: mini Tar-pedoes.

Never before seen, and these aliens
never want to see them again!

But the newest Enforcer, Commander Feral's niece Felina,
doesn't mind sharing the sky with the SWAT Kats...

especially when she's
left to her own devices.

I can see that, Tom!

And the SWAT Kats are always
popular with City Hall.

Mayor Manx gets to play golf while these
high-flying heroes save his city.

Except for the time the Mayor had to save
the day himself by taking out a ghost pilot.

He did it, of course, with a little assist
from the SWAT Kats and their Cyclotron.

It helped the Mayor
get re-elected!

The SWAT Kats are also very popular
with this Kats Eye News reporter.

They've saved my tail
more than once...

most recently at the
Megakat Space Center,

where I narrowly escaped being
a space bug's breakfast.

Thanks, SWAT Kats. That was fun!

And now it's time for our audience to have some fun,
with the SWAT Kats Inside Quiz.

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You think we'll pass, bud?

We've all seen the Cyclotron in action.
The question is, where is the Cyclotron launched from?

The Turbokat Ejektor Seat... underneath
the Turbokat... I don't know.

"Bingo!" as Razor would say...
underneath the Turbokat.

Did you get it?

The Glovatrix is good for a lot of tricks.
You'd want to use it when...

you're gonna be the bacon in a BLT... or...
you want frozen blobs for breakfast.

Bingo on both!

Hey, that's not fair;
they're both right!

The goo in this SWAT Kats gadget is...
hairball eliminator...

cement... dog drool...
I still don't know.

Solid cement. They turned this saber
tooth into a slab of sidewalk.

Thanks, Razor.

And now it's time to name that villain.
How many of these really bad kats can you identify?

Piece of cake!

So, race ya for it, Jake.

Ah! Doctor Viper.

Yeah, yeah. Mac and Molly.

Uh, A.K.A. the Metallikats.

The Pastmaster!

What a handful.
Dark Kat! Dark Kat!

Yeah, yeah. Um... oh!
The Red Lynx.

-Oh, yeah.
-A.K.A. the Ghost Pilot.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's a great pilot, huh?
-Mad Kat!

Uh, I... oh, yeah. Oh! Crystal guy!
What was his name, huh?

"Crystal guy"? Shard.

Yeah, yeah!
Rex Shard, Rex Shard.

Yeah. Bugs...
bug's got a name?

Yeah.
Huh-eew, bugs!!

How'd you do?

When we come back, you'll get a chance to fly inside
the c*ck of the Turbokat for a SWAT Kats eye view.

So fasten your seatbelts
and get ready to rock and roll!

Next time you're sitting in bumper-to-bumper
traffic on the Megakat expressway,

just think of what
the SWAT Kats do for a living.

Yahoo!

Get ready, Viper. The SWAT Kats are gonna
put the big chill on your big plans, man!

But just like the rest of us,
Tom, sometimes they have a bad day.

Uh, oh.

Let's kick some tail!

Roger.
Octopus missiles away!

It just kicked our tail!

h*-h*, that looks pretty bad, Ann, but the SWAT Kats
always manage to get themselves out of hot water.

They sure do, Tom, and as you can hear behind us,
Megakat City never has a quiet day.

I'm talking to Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs about some of
the close encounters the SWAT Kats have pulled her out of.

Callie!

Game's over Doctor Viper!

Hey, need a lift?

Now what would you do in
some of these tight spots?

Here's your chance to
second-guess the SWAT Kats.

Okay, pretend you're a SWAT Kat, and you're flying
against The Red Lynx, the legendary Ghost Pilot.

Your best move now is to...

Bingo, Tom!
Switch to the Cyclotron.

Even a SWAT Kat can't move a mountain,
so...

You take the tunnel.

Okay! You're in the pilot seat. How do
you get the last laugh on a giant jokester?

How about a laser-sharp retort?
That should cut him down to size!

Now, you're rockin' and rollin' against
flying futuristic robots with awesome lasers.

The smartest move for a SWAT Kat faced
with superior technology is to...

Evade and avoid;
let those tin cans slam into a wall.

Radical!

Well, now you've seen it all,
from both sides of the c*ck.

You've flown with the SWAT Kats on
some of their most radical missions,

launched their latest missiles,
felt the thrill of victory,

and the narrow escape from defeat.

But our special report would not be complete without asking
the big question Megakat City still wants to know...

I'd still like to see you two without your masks.

Who are they, these SWAT Kats?

Tom! This just in, Commander Feral's been called in to
the site of an expl*si*n in the center of Megakat City.

We just night have an answer to the
question of the SWAT Kats' identity.

What?!

Freeze! This is a neural neutralizer.

We'll get even with those
SWAT Kats once and for all.

Yeah, we even found
out who they are!

Looks like the Metallikats are trying to make a deal:
the SWAT Kats' real identity for their freedom.

Yeah, that's the deal!

'Cause we ain't gonna be reprogrammed by Hackle,
and we ain't goin' back to the slammer!

I don't deal with scum.

Well, we may not know the SWAT Kats' real
identities, but we know who they really are:

they're the two heroes who keep risking their nine lives
to keep Megakat City safe for citizens like you and me.

This is Tom Kat.

And Ann Gora, Kats Eye News.
Goodnight. And whoever you are SWAT Kats... thanks!

Well, pal, guess Callie
will never know who we are.

Yeah, but she knows who to call.