02x12 - Unlikely Alloys

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That's... two G's!

Three G's!

Sure you don't wanna back out?

Funny. Four G's.

Five G's.

Razor!

Razor, buddy, where are you?

Up here.

That's what I get for
supercharging the motors.

Too much stress on the support mount.

Yeah, and now we've got
a mega-mess to clean up!

Looks like our radar
jammer's totaled!

Without this, Feral could track us
here easy and blow our cover!

So fix the thing, ace.

Hey, not without help.

I salvaged it from a stealth jet,

complex stuff...
It could take months to fix!

Attention Enforcer units!

The emergency band.

The Metallikats have
broken into Megakat City Mint.

All units report.

The Enforcers will never be able to handle those two.

Then it's up to us to kick some Metallikat tail!

It's like this-

you mint money for the banks...

...and we have to go all over
town stealin' the money.

We just wanna cut
out the middleman.

All right! Now I'll ask you just once,
where's the main vault?

You'll never get in!

This door is 25 feet of reinforced titanium

on a quad-bolted time lock
that won't open for 12 hours.

Very impressive.

But we're in a hurry.

One stop shoppin'.

Hey, only take the big bills, Molly.

Duh! What'd you think
I was gonna grab? Ones?

Attention, Metallikats!

I was wonderin' when the law was gonna show.

This is Commander Feral!
Mac and Molly Mange, you're under arrest!

-Then come and get us!
-Let 'em have it!

Boy, wait 'til they get a load of
my new mega armaments.

Say goodbye, Commander.

Hey, bucket butts, is this a private party?

Or can anybody join?

Outstanding!

I can't see!

Watch out!

Molly!

Molly, are you okay?
Say somethin'.

Get the loot... you big sap...

Forget the loot. I'm getting you outta here!

They're under here!

-Where are the Metallikats?
-Long gone.

But they got away empty handed.

Yes. And it'll cost millions more to repair
the mess you've made of this building!

Gee, for a second there, I thought your uncle
was gonna thank us for saving his tail.

Thanks, guys!

Hey, no problem!

A little... recharge
is the ticket.

C'mon, Molly, say somethin'.

Go ahead, insult me. I won't even get mad!

Can I... call you... 'bucket butt'?

I knew it! Y-you just need
to charge up for a while.

Relax and soak up some juice.

Meanwhile, let's see
if we made the news.

-robbery attempt on Megakat City Mint.
The Metallikats remain at large.

Enforcers Commander Ulysses Feral had this to say...

Thanks to the diligent efforts of my Enforcers...

and with some minor help from the SWAT Kats...

the Metallikats were stopped cold.

It's only a matter of time until
we have them in custody.

And now, this week's Spotlight on
Science, with Tab Mouser. Tab...

Thanks, Ann. I'm here with Dr Lieter Greenbox.

Doctor, what do you have for our viewers

Well, it's a little complicated to explain, Tab.

Let me show you.

It's a micro-brain repair unit,
with universal applications.

Allow me to demonstrate on
this mechanically impaired clock radio.

Analyzing.

Incredible! But how-

You see, Tab, every machine is based
on a handful of basic concepts.

This prototype device is smart enough to
diagnose the purpose of any mechanical

or electronic object
and restore it to its original state.

Hello! That thing could patch
Molly up in a nanosecond.

Amazing! When will this little miracle be available?

In a year, perhaps.

That's what you think.

But there's still a lot
of testing to be done.

Back to you, Ann.

Wow, did you see that?

Yeah, maybe we can take
this jammer to Greenbox.

This high-tech bowling ball with a brain might
be able to fix it a lot faster than I can.

Hey, it's worth a call.

Hey, that's great, Doc.
Thanks! We'll be right over.

Looks like this thing
could use new brakes.

Hiya, Doc! I'll take that.

No! You can't.

Oh, yes, I can!

Now... let's see if this little doo-dad
is all it's cracked up to be.

Analyzing.

Analysis complete.
Commence repairs.

Just what the doctor ordered!

Molly... this thing'll fix ya up in no time.

Analyzing.

Mac?

I feel good as new! Better, maybe!
How'd ya do it, bolt brain?

This little gizmo that the doc made.

And from now on,
we ain't leavin' home without it.

No! That's my device!
I've spent years developing it!

So build another one.

Hey... What's it doin'?

Analyzing armored conveyance
for assimilation procedure.

-Hey!
-Our car!

Commencing assimilation procedure.

That thing's strippin' our wheels!

Assimilation complete.

Incredible! It's absorbed your hovercraft
to build an armored body around itself.

Mac and Molly Metallikat,

you are thinking machines more
experienced than I. I await your input.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Yeah. I hear ya. From now on, kid,
you'll do just what we tell ya.

Excellent. Purpose is important. Purpose is all.

No! It's my invention! I won't let you take it!

Wrong-o, Doc. He's one of us now.

A correct extrapolation of facts.

Hello, Enforcer Headquart...

That boy's got a healthy appetite!

You really think that
repair gizmo's gonna work?

Hey, it's worth a shot.

Now that you had lunch,
let's go to town, kid!

This one's name is not kid.
Preferred nomenclature is... Zed.

I think it wants you to call him 'Zed.'

Yeah, okay... uh, Zed.
And now, let's rob this town blind.

-Hey! Look who's comin' to dinner.
-Turbokat threat identified.

Snack time!

What the...?

Assimilate Turbokat.
Eliminate SWAT Kats.

-Crud, what is that thing?
-Giant monster of the week?

Cease your activity at once!

Armored vehicles...
most fortuitous.

This should be good.

Jump!

Creepy! We've gotta do something.

Scrambler Missiles locked...
and launched!

That outta short-circuit him.

Crud! We need another plan, buddy.

Hey, Zed, that was great!
Now let's get over to the city mint.

Negative. Monetary collection
holds no interest for Zed.

I have other priorities.
Must ascertain Zed's... true purpose.

He says he ain't gonna help us.

Oh, yeah? Now see here, ya overgrown tin can...

Mac!

No!

Zed must seek purpose.

Zed has grown beyond insufficient
goals of Metallikat entities.

Oh, my! I never realized my creation
could acquire so much power.

Greenbox!

Razor, that thing eats everything made of metal.

Maybe the Mega Laser will stop it.

Crud! Nothing can penetrate that tank armor.

Hang on! I'm gonna max this baby out.

That was too close, buddy.
Now what do we do?

You're gonna help me
get my Mac back... or else.

Let him go, Molly.
Greenbox has nothing to do with this.

Oh, no? Tell him how your device ate my Mac.

Zed? That thing is your device?!

The Metallikats stole my invention
to repair their injuries.

My device's programming was contaminated
with their criminal personalities.

-'Contaminated'? Why, you...
-Cool it, Molly.

Doctor, is there a way to stop that thing?

Wha... perhaps. But I'll need a few
things from my office at the university.

We're gonna need a ride.

The Hoverkat will get
us there in no time.

What? We're going inside that metal-eatin' monster?

It's the only way to reach the original Zed so I
can reprogram him properly with this deactivator.

But how do we get in?

Zed'll absorb anything metal,
like our Glovatrixes.

Theoretically, these personal force field generators
should protect us from Zed's absorption powers.

Where's mine? I'm goin', too,
that thing's got my husband.

Okay, Molly. You're in.

Looks like Zed's stripped half of Megakat City.

Kat Tracker's got him.
Zed's heading for Puma-Dyne!

Destination established. Puma-Dyne
is Zed's key to total world domination.

Uncle, did you hear that?

If Zed consumes the high-tech
weaponry at Puma-Dyne... crud!

I know, Felina, I know.

Attention all Enforcer
units, this is Feral.

Surround Puma-Dyne.

That thing must be stopped at any cost!

-Watch out!
-Run!

Look at the size of that thing!

The Enforcers don't stand a chance against Zed.

Yeah... guess it's up to us.
Activate force fields.

-This is it, Razor. Blast us a doorway!
-One doorway comin' up.

We're in! Everybody out!

-Lucky for you, these force fields work.
-Where to, Doc?

The control unit is about
three hundred feet... above us.

Hang on!

Zed is so immense, we're
nothing more than germs to him.

Then those must be Zed's antibodies!

Will our force fields protect us against them, Doc?

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I'm afraid I didn't anticipate this.

Razor, max afterburners, now!

No! We're out of fuel!

Deploy grappling cables.

-Zed must have reached Puma-Dyne.
-Then we better hurry!

-Nothing can stop him, Uncle.
-I know.

The best we can do is delay it,
until we evacuate Puma-Dyne.

Is everything out of there?

Almost. But the Megabeam
is going to take a while to move.

-Megabeam? What's that?
-Our giant laser satellite.

Set to launch early next year, it's designed to stop
earthquakes from orbit with surgical precision.

Aw, that's all I need.

-When that metal mountain absorbs your satellite...
-...we can kiss Megakat City goodbye!

It's incredible how much Zed
has assimilated in such a short time,

though in computer terms,
he's still just a child, you know.

Yeah, and we're gonna give it a good spanking!

But only after we get Mac out!

I think I've found the heart of Zed.

-Mac? You in here?
-Oh... Molly?

Mac! Hang on, Mac. I'm wastin' this
thing and getting' you outta here!

No, don't blast it, 'cause you'll finish
me, too! I'm wired up to it!

Ingenious. Zed has self-preservation
capabilities I never even dreamed of.

Time's wasting, Doc. Pull the plug!

Back off, you three!

Nobody's touchin' this thing
'til I get Mac outta there.

Sorry, Molly.

The coast is clear, Doc.
Use the deactivator now!

No. I won't.

Don't you fools understand? I created Zed.
My very genius surrounds us.

I won't let you destroy it.

Woah, he's flipped!

Yeah, we should have done this mission solo.

Let's get him!

That way!

You're too late, SWAT Kats.

Zed has united with its creator.
We are one.

Zed has found unity, found purpose.

T-Bone. The Doc's merged with his machine!

Too bad! 'Cause that means
we're gonna unplug both of 'em!

I think not, SWAT Kats.

There's the Megabeam laser that
Puma-Dyne has been developing.

Grab it, then nothing will be able to stop us.

Zed shall comply, Creator.

Uncle, we've lost.
Zed's going for the laser satellite.

Time for a demonstration.
Obliterate that mountain.

Zed will comply.

Excellent! Megakat City
will fall to its knees before us!

Reset the Megabeam to full power
and target the center of the city!

Affirmative. Beam discharge
in ten seconds. Nine. Eight. Seven.

-Six.
-No!

Five. Four.
Three. Two. One.

No!

Quick, we've gotta get out of here!

T-Bone, this thing's coming apart!

Deploy Delta Packs!

I suppose you're responsible for all...
Hey, don't try to pin this one on us!

Actually, I was thinking about thanking
you, but I've changed my mind.

I guess Doctor Greenbox's
invention got out of hand.

Yeah, with a little help from the Metallikats.

The Metallikats?

It's kind of touching, really.

Molly actually loved Mac enough
to help us stop that thing.

Yeah, well, at least they're together now.

Mac! Where are ya?

Over here, move it!

Mac! You're alive!
Uh, sort of...

Looks like you merged
with a food processor.

You know, I've always wanted a food processor.

Hah! You can't even cook water.

Ah, go mince yourself.

Aw, come on, Molly! Shut this thing off!