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02x06 - SWAT Kats Unplugged

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron". Aired: September 11, 1993 – January 6, 1995.*
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Series takes place in the fictional metropolis of Megakat City, which is populated by anthropomorphic felines, known as "kats".

02x06 - SWAT Kats Unplugged

Post by bunniefuu »

Attention chopper units: there's 'nother
two-eleven at Megakat Trade Towers

Roger, we're in pursuit!

That's what they think!

Did you see that, Razor?

Some two-bit crook's
copied our trademark turbo blades.

Then let's give him a
taste of the real thing!

Crud! That chopper must
have mega-alloy armor!

Nice try, SWAT Kats,

but you'll have to do better
than that to stop Chop Shop!

Aw, nuts! That laughing
hyena's got triple turbo power.

This is Ann Gora,
Kat's Eye News...

high in the skies over
Megakat City,

where the SWAT Kats are pursuing what
seems to be their most elusive adversary.

Bingo!

He's hooked!

Now to deliver this laughin'
low-life to the Enforcers.

We'll see who has the last laugh.

You're under arrest, Chop Shop!

Ann Gora here, mid-air with the SWAT Kats.
How about a few words, guys?

You SWAT Kats have certainly managed
to catch your share of villains,

with Chop Shop being just the latest.

-But tell us... why do you do it?
-We have a mission, Ann.

Down these mean skies a Kat must fly.
We want to be the good guys.

And despite what
the Enforcers might think,

we just want to make
Megakat City a safer place.

It would be a lot safer without
those two reckless hotshots!

And thanks to my buddy Razor's
high-tech gadgets,

we've turned quite a few
low-lifes in to the authorities.

Even high-tech gadgets will be useless against
this Puma-Dyne anti-weapons scrambler.

Luckily, it'll be in the
good hands of the Enforcers.

I'll tell Doctor Cougar that it's ready.

What the...?

It's...

Hard Drive!

Well, well, what
do we have here?

Thanks, Doc.

This should come in mighty handy!

Lookin' good, buddy.

One more coat and we're all done.

What's the matter, pal? Can't invent
a gadget for opening a stuck paint can?

Here, let me help you.

Now why didn't I think of that?

Oops...

Today marks the debut of Megakat City's
new high-speed rail line

designed to transport gold bullion quickly and
safely from the Megakat mint to the city vaults.

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Time to go for the gold!

This poor fool sure picked
the wrong train to rob!

Let's see who's scrambling after
I scramble their weapons.

What the...?
Laser cannon's not responding.

This is too easy.

Lasers are down!

That stolen Puma-Dyne scrambler
has left us defenseless!

Fall back!

Doctor Ohm, how do we
counteract that device of yours?

-I'm working on it, Commander.
-Aw, that's just great.

Meanwhile, Hard Drive's stealing
half the gold in Megakat City!

Not yet, he hasn't.

Buzz-saw m*ssile... deploy!

The SWAT Kats?

I've been expecting them.

What the...?

T-Bone! That beam's
knocked out all my gadgets!

All?!

Roger. We're unplugged!

But our jets are still operational.
Hang on.

Any bright ideas, buddy?

We can't fight him,
so we're gonna have to outwit him.

Lead him into the Megakat Tunnel.

He'll wedge his wings
trying to follow us.

Crud! Hard drive's got
retractable wings, too.

Other ideas?

Yeah. Hit that water tower!

If you say so.

Yes! We flooded out his engines.

Nice try, SWAT Kats,
but my engines are waterproof!

It's no use, buddy. Without your
high-tech gadgets, we're just sitting ducks.

Then we're gonna have to go low-tech.

Let him get closer, T-Bone.
I'm opening the b*mb bay doors.

I hope you know what you're doing, buddy,

or we're gonna get
our tail blown off!

He's locked us in!

Only gonna get one shot.

Bingo!

No... I can't see!

Goin' somewhere, Hard Drive?

And so, even without their
trademark gadgets,

the incredible SWAT Kats
brought another criminal to justice

and saved Megakat City millions.

"Saved the city millions," Ann?

What about that water
tower they wrecked?

Not to mention the train bridge.

Extensive damage to
Megakat Tunnel. A dozen buildings...

Oh, that Feral! I'm glad we had
some paint left over, Jake.

Aw, Chance! Next time you get upset at
the TV, how about just turning it off?