02x01 - Mutation City

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Just like the old Enforcer days, eh buddy?
Heh, prepare to get your tail whipped!

I don't think so pal!

If any kat's gonna ace our little
obstacle course it's gonna be me!

Jake, give me a hand?!

Nice try, buddy, but that old trick's
not gonna slow me down!

Jake! Help!

Looks like the best
kat's gonna win.

Crud, I don't think he's fooling around!
Chance, hold on!

What's the big idea?
Pretending to drown just so I'll lose?

I uh, just got a...cramp.

A cramp huh?

You're okay now, right buddy?

You can't swim, can you?

Look don't make a
big deal out of it.

-Why didn't you ever tell me?
-You never asked.

Hey, no sweat,
I'll teach you to swim.

Forget it.
Fish swim, I fly.

Soon, my little creatures,
you will roam free in my new swamp city.

Godfrey! What?

This is Mayor Manx, help!

I've gotta get above this stuff.
That tree's my only chance!

If this isn't a SWAT Kat emergency,
I don't know what is!

C'mon bud, can't you kick harder than that?

You mean more like this?

My turn!

Later, it's Callie!

Yes, Miss Briggs?

Megakat City's being inundated with
some kind of hideous mutating ooze.

Downtown's been evacuated,
I'm trying to get to Enforcer Headquarters.

Hang on Miss Briggs, we're on our way!

Not a good night to be out
on the streets, Deputy Mayor.

So I've noticed Lieutenant Feral.
Let's get out of here.

I wonder how my uncle's
gonna handle this one.

I don't know, but if he can't,
I just hope the SWAT Kats can.

Things are not looking good, buddy.
What is that crud?

You got me, T-Bone,
but it's covered over half the city.

What the-?! That frog thing is
drooling all over my c*ck!

Yeah, and it's acid drool.

I just washed the jet.

Eat some Gs, Toady!

T-Bone, he thinks we're a couple of flies!

Maybe I can curb his appetite.

Let go wart-face!

Aw crud! He's gonna eat
right through the controls!

T-Bone, maybe I can pry this
overgrown fly-catcher loose.

Activating Upper-m*ssile Launcher!

Bon Voyage, Froggy!

Bingo!

Happy vapor trails!

Don't look now, bud, but your m*ssile is on
a collision course with Enforcer Headquarters

-Radical! You knocked wart-face out.
-Along with half my control tower!

Easy Uncle, Dr. Konway did say he
wanted a live specimen to examine.

That's enough, Felina.
I'll handle this.

Don't get any warts Commander.

Your niece is pretty quick
on the draw, Commander.

-Get that thing down to the bio-tech lab!
-Yes sir!

I'd stake my job that this
is the work of Dr. Viper.

You see there? Those DNA strips are
coated with traces of Katalyst X-63.

Dr. Viper stole a shipment of it just last week.

Viper! It figures that mutated
sicko would be behind all this!

But can the mutation process
be stopped, Dr. Konway,

before it destroys all of Megakat City?

W-Well Doctor, ca-can it be stopped?

Well perhaps, with the
proper anti-mutagen chemicals...

Oh yes!
The process can be reversed!

Then what are you waiting for, Konway?
Get to work!

Oh I'm afraid it's not that simple, Commander.

I'll need large quantities of these anti-mutagens.

And there's only one place in the city
that has them: Megakat Biochemical Labs.

But, that's right in the center
of my slime-covered city!

No problem Mayor,
I'll get the chemicals personally.

You stay put Felina, that's an order.
And that goes double for you SWAT Kats.

The Enforcers will handle this.

Enforcers? What does he think I am? Kitty-Litter?

I'd feel a lot better if you two
were going along to help.

You heard the Commander.

We wouldn't want to break any
laws now, would we T-Bone?

Not us.

Of course, if the Mayor ordered us to help,
I guess we'd have to as civic-minded citizens.

Well, Mayor?

Well, Commander Feral did say that-

Fine, just remember, without those chemicals
you're going to be mayor of Mutation City.

Well don't just stand there, SWAT Kats!
Go get that stuff and clean up my city!

Megakat Biochemical, on the double!

Right!

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Felina? I thought I
ordered you to stay put!

Hey, you needed the best pilot so here I am.

Fine, let's go.

Megakat Biochemical,
eight miles and closing.

-Commander, we're hit!
-Return to base!

Guess it's up to us now, Uncle.

We're going down!

This is Feral, bring me chopper back-ahh!

Looks like the Enforcers ran into
some trouble, and it's still around.

Nice shootin' partner!

T-Bone, Feral and Felina are down!

The SWAT Kats!

So long, SWAT Kats.

Too bad you didn't live to see your precious
Megakat City become Dr. Viper's Mutation City!

The engines are clogged with crud!

What are you lookin' at, ugly?

-C'mon T-Bone, we gotta eject!
-We are not ejecting!

C'mon baby, just one time for ol' T-Bone...

T-Bone, if you're worried
about swimming I'll help you!

I am not ejecting,
and I'm not swimmin'!

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

All three engines,
maximum thrust!

Yes!

SWAT Kats, down here!

-Razor!
-I see em'.

SWAT Kats, come in, we've got a
garbled call from Commander Feral!

Don't worry Miss Briggs,
he and his niece are with us.

Just get that anti-mutagen, SWAT Kats,

before this glop covers every
square inch of Megakat City

We'll try not to let you down, Mayor.

Aw crud, must've guzzled all our
fuel blasting free from that scum-snake.

We can't risk landing in
this swamp again, hotshot.

We're too big a target for those giant
mutant slimeballs under the surface.

Roger that!

Deploy Macro-wave blasters.

Macro-waves deployed and operational.

Next stop, Megakat Biochemical.

Razor, look out!

T-Bone!

T-Bone, if you drown,
I'm gonna k*ll you.

Are you okay, buddy?

Yeah, but I think that
ugly little thing bit me.

-Let me see.
-Ow! Leave it alone!

You better see Doc Konway
after we get those chemicals.

Sure you don't want me to drive?

I'm fine.
Switching to silent running.

Maybe that'll keep those
mutations off our backs.

Locked.

Unlocked.

Looks like we're in luck, T-Bone

The anti-mutagens are still here.
Give me a hand.

I hate to do this buddy,
but you're just not yourself.

SWAT Kats, come in!

We've got big problems.

It's Dr. Viper, he's huge!
And he's heading this way.

Razor, T-Bone,
you gotta do something!

T-Bone's a little tied up at the moment,
Miss Briggs, but I'll do my best.

Now to call the Turbokat by remote control.

I just hope the Turbokat has
enough fuel to deliver this payload.

Nothing can stop me now!

Katalyst X-63 has made me
bigger and badder than ever!

Wish me luck buddy, 'cause if this doesn't
work we're all going to look like you.

SWAT Kats?

Hope I can get close enough
to drop this stuff.

How do you like the new me, SWAT Kats?

Aw nuts! T-Bone would never
have let that slime hit the jet.

Gotta bring her around.
And I'm running on fumes!

Aw crud!
Flame-out!

Anti-mutagens!

Nice try, SWAT Kats.

Gotta eject!

Now's my chance.

Locked, launch!

Couldn't control myself,
I just hope Razor forgives me.

C'mon Razor, say something.
Aw crud, speak to me buddy.

I thought you didn't know how to swim?

Hey, I didn't know how to be
a mutated frog either, until today.

C'mon, let's get the Turbokat...
and some flies for breakfast.

Flies?

Heh, just kiddin'.

Funny.