01x13 - Katastrophe

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Sure you don't want another donut?

No thanks, Selby,
but three's my limit.

-You hear something?
-Finish your donut, I'll check it out.

Hmm, nothin'.

Now that you've had your dinner,
let's get down to business.

We're here to find Katalyst 100!

With it, I will bring Megakat City to its knees!

Creeplings!?

So, Dark Kat wants the katalyst, too.

Well, Dr. Viper plays
second fiddle to no one!

Get them!

Time to make my exit!

The new swivel-turret is workin' great, T-Bone.

It moves right with me! But I still need
to test it under combat conditions.

That might be sooner than you think, buddy!

I'm pickin' up an alarm from
Megakat Biochemical Labs!

Stop him!

I'll take that katalyst! It's Dr. Viper! And
what are those creeplings doing in there!?

I dunno, buddy, but I've got
ol' snake-eyes right in my sights!

Crud, ya missed him sure-shot!

My turret calibrations must be off!

SWAT Kats! You're under arrest
for bombing Megakat Biochemical Labs!

Ah, get real, Feral, we're just
tryin' to stop Dr. Viper!

Not to mention the creeplings!

All I see is one burned-out lab,
and two vigilantes!

Yeah, well believe it or not,
Feral, it's the truth!

Come back here!

Blast those SWAT Kats!

I was so close to
having Katalyst 100.

So were my creeplings!

Until you slithered in!

Don't meddle with me, Dark Kat!

Viper, wait! Our little
altercation has given me an idea.

Instead of fighting each other, why don't
we join forces against our real enemies?

You mean the SWAT Kats?

Yes. With them gone Megakat City
will be ours for the taking!

There'll be more than enough to go around.

Yes, just think of it Viper!
An invincible alliance of evil!

Sergeant, put out an APB on the SWAT Kats!

If they set one claw in this town,
I want them brought in.

Yes, sir!

But Commander Feral, what evidence
do you have against the SWAT Kats?

All the evidence I need, Deputy Mayor!

Cement slugs, and two million dollars
worth of damage. Log this in, Smitty.

Yes, sir.

That should be dead
center, T-Bone.

Nah, it's off, Razor.

Well you tell me when.

You got it!

Oh that's Callie, I'll get it.

I already did.

Yes, Miss Briggs?

SWAT Kats, I hope you had good reasons
for destroying half of Megakat Labs.

Several. Dr. Viper and the creeplings
were stealing stuff in there!

-Yeah but Feral didn't believe us.
-He still doesn't. So be careful.

Feral's after your heads.

So's Razor.

All finished, Dark Kat.

Hey! Get your slimy
hands off me, Viper!

Yeah and that goes double for you, Dark Kat!

Such gratitude.

Perhaps we should have left these two
deadheads in that Enforcer evidence locker!

It was your idea to have them
help us fight the SWAT Kats!

Us? Help you creeps? Forget it!

Yeah, we hate the SWAT Kats,
but the Metallikats work alone!

Let's get outta here, Mac.

I anticipated your defiance, Metallikats.

So I took the precaution of attaching
neuroscramblers to your necks!

I insist you help
destroy the SWAT Kats.

We'll crush them like flies!

-Okay, okay! We're in!
-Just shut that thing off!

I knew you'd see the brilliance of my plan!
All for one and one for all,

as we destroy the SWAT Kats!

Destroy the SWAT Kats!

Destroy the SWAT Kats!

The Metallikats are back!

Hold it right there! You
two are under arrest!

You gotta be kidding!

Kats alive! It's the Metallikats!
Sergeant, move in!

I'm gonna enjoy Fl*ttening those tin cans!

After them!

Nice a' Dark Kat to give
us a new set a' wheels!

Yeah, too bad you
still can't drive!

Ahh, stop your yammerin'!

-Think you can handle Feral?
-Think you can learn to drive?

This is Feral!
Bring me chopper backup!

SWAT Kats,
the Metallikats are back!

And they just robbed
Megakat Savings!

I thought we disconnected
them for good!

I thought so, too, but...

Hey, that was the Deputy Mayor!

She denied our parole!
We owe her one!

The SWAT Kats!

Just like clockwork.

You should be safe up
here, Miss Briggs.

C'mon, we still have the
Metallikats to deal with.

We were this close to flattenin' her, Molly!

Forget about Briggs! It's the SWAT Kats
we want! You know what to do!

Hey, you think we're stupid or somethin'?

I hate takin' orders almost as
much as I hate the SWAT Kats!

Time to derail the Metallikat Express.

Match-head Missiles
loaded, locked, away!

Bingo!

That tunnel's too small! I can't
get in there to finish 'em off!

But I can!
Launching the Cyclotron!

You got 'em?

Affirmitive! The Metallikat Express
is about to make its last stop!

Sounds like ya nailed 'em good, buddy!

Looks like Viper's fungus-fingers have
this SWAT Kat right where we want him!

Yeah, let's finish him off before
the others get here!

Wait!

Dark Kat's orders were
to take him alive!

You happy now?
He's still alive!

Yeah but not for long!

Hey! He's stealin' our car!

Aw, crud, Razor.
Do I have to do everything myself?

Uh oh...T-Bone doesn't know
it's me driving their car!

Razor?

Hey, whoa, I'm the
good guy, remember?

Those are the bad guys!

I'm takin' you
down, Metallikats!

Hold it right there, SWAT Kat!
I'm bringing you in for questioning!

Sorry, Feral, he's with me!

You two have made a mess of things!

Fools! One c*ptive SWAT Kat
would've brought me the other,

but thanks to you they're both still free!

Sorry, Dark Kat!

Fortunately I have another plan
to lure the SWAT Kats to their doom.

We knew you would!

Yeah! You're a genius, Dark Kat!

Just don't disobey me again!

I know you did your best, guys,

but all the bank money was destroyed
along with most of the Megakat Tunnel.

It's not our fault, Miss Briggs!

Razor says Dr. Viper and the
Metallikats are working together.

You'll never convince
Feral of that.

Callie?

I've gotta go. Tonight's the opening of
the new Manx Wing at the museum.

-Ready, Callie?
-Ready, Mayor.

Well, there's a new face.
Where's our regular driver?

Uh, he's out sick.

What are you trying
to do, k*ll us!?

Not yet!

This is Ann Gora of Katseye News,
here with Commander Feral,

who is demanding that the
SWAT Kats turn themselves in.

Yes, Ann, they've destroyed millions of dollars
of property without provocation!

Hey buddy, we saw Dr. Viper, you didn't!

I've got more important news for Megakat City,
and especially the SWAT Kats!

I have your Mayor and Deputy Mayor,
and they will be destroyed

unless the SWAT Kats
surrender to me at sunrise!

Come to the abandoned tuna factory
on Megakat Island,

and come alone,
or you'll never see them again!

Holy kats!

Think Feral believes us now?

What do you intend
to do, Commander?

No comment.

The SWAT Kats arrive on time,
for their funeral.

So long, SWAT Kats!

Good riddance!

That was almost too easy.

It was easy, Viper, because
my brilliant mind devised the plan!

Guess we don't need these two anymore, Molly!

Yeah, we've been waiting a long time
to settle the score with you!

Now, now, now, don't be hasty!

Wait! I'm taking them
back to Megakat City!

Chain them, my little creeplings!

Let me go!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Yeah, why can't we
finish 'em off?

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Because, I want a big ceremony,

where these two personally
turn Megakat City over to me!

Don't you mean us?

I thought we were diving
the city equally!

Just a slip of the
tongue, Viper.

Don't make me sorry I
trusted you, Dark Kat!

I don't trust either
of these creeps.

For once, Molly, I agree with ya.

Too bad we had to sacrifice the Turbokat.

Hey, it was either the jet or us, T-Bone.

But now, we can get the drop on Dark Kat!

Calm down, Viper!
You'll get what's coming to you!

The SWAT Kats!?



Ah! Am I glad to see you!

SWAT Kats!
You're alive!

For the time being, Miss Briggs!

So much for you plan, Dark Kat!

On the contrary,
I anticipated this!

Oh no, not again.

Stand back!
We'll blast our way out!

Not this time, SWAT Kats!

What the...?

My mega-forcefield bubble
only lets things in, not out!

I'm tired of this game,
destroy all four of them!

Tomorrow Megakat City
becomes Dark Kat City!

Dark Kat City!?
What about our deal!?

Deal's off, Viper, and there's nothing
you and fungus-face can do about it!

Metallikats, give
Viper his share now!

I don't think so, Dark Kat!

Fire!
I said fire!

Looking for these?

We made our own little
deal, Dark Creep!

Yeah, so long, 'boss!'

Your aim is worse
than your drivin'!

Aw shut up and get him!

Get down!

Time to end this alliance!

Razor! We've gotta
get outta here!

Yeah, we're sittin' ducks
no matter who wins!

Hey! Watch it you oaf!

-Who is that?
-I dunno but we owe him one!

Commander Feral?

Don't tell me you came
all this way to save us!

I'm here to save the Mayor and Miss Briggs!

But as usual, you two
are just in the way!

Yeah, right. Glad to see
you too, Commander.

SWAT Kats, look out!

Feral and the SWAT Kats
working together!

Now I've seen everything!

Choose now, my
villainous friends!

Who do you hate more?
Me or the SWAT Kats?!

We'll settle with you
later, Dark Crud!

First thing's first!

Razor! You're firing in the wrong direction!

Negative, T-Bone! I've got those
creeps right where I want 'em!

No!

Going somewhere, Dr. Viper?

Fool! Out of my way!

Join your friends, Dr. Viper!

Never thought I'd see
these kats all caged together.

Yeah, it was almost worth
losing the Turbokat to see this.

You four are under arrest!

If I lose, everyone loses!

Crud, the whole place
is wired to blow!

Move!

Cutting it a little close,
aren't we buddy?

Hey, don't tell me
you were worried.

Ah, looks like Dark Kat saved
the taxpayers the cost of a trial.

Yes and with those villains gone,

guess Megakat City won't be seeing you
SWAT Kats around much anymore.

Do you really think we've seen the last
of those villains, Commander?

Let's hope so, Miss Briggs.
But if they ever show their ugly faces again-

The SWAT Kats will kick their tails!

Oh, uh, by the way, Feral, you think you could loan
us a jet until the city pays to have ours rebuilt?

The city?!
Pay?!

Uh, perhaps a lovely
parade would suffice?

Mayor.

Oh, very well, Callie.
Happy to oblige, SWAT Kats.

Now, uh, could someone
please get these chains off me?