01x07 - Night of the Dark Kat

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What's the matter, rookie?

I thought I saw something out there.

Relax, son. Only a fool would try
to get into this research center.

If surveillance cameras and electrified
fences don't stop 'em, the Enforcers will.

Arrogant fools!

Nothing can stop Hard Drive
when he's wearing his surge coat!

I can't wait to wrap my circuits around
Megakat City's newest defense secrets.

Time to boot up these computers.

Now Hard Drive can take on a few tasty megabytes!

What the...?! We've got an intruder
in the computer control room!

So, they know I'm here, eh?

Too late! I've deleted their files!

Now all the defense secrets are right in here,

and whoever wants them will have to pay me big time!

This new engine's got enough mega-thrust
to keep us airborne all by its lonesome.

Yeah, it's amazing what you can
find in a salvage yard, huh, T-Bone?

I'm picking up an emergency Enforcer broadcast!

I repeat, Commander,

someone's broken into the Megakat City Defense
Center and wiped out all our top secret computer files!

But how could anyone get past all the security?

Uh, I don't know, sir.

But there was a mysterious power
surge before the alarms went off.

Power surge?

Computer theft?

It sounds like Hard Drive's back in town!

Hard Drive?!

Isn't that the computer nut who kept
tapping into automated teller machines?

Yeah, guess now he's moved up
to stealing defense secrets.

Hey, maybe our surge detector can
give us a lead on this techno-weasel.

Bingo. Power surge registering in Sector 5.

We're there!

Uh, T-Bone, we'll get there faster with all our engines.

Roger that.

This is Sector 5, and that looks like a power surge!

Careful we don't lose it.

No blip gives me the slip.

Turboblade, deployed!

Twin Turboblades, deployed!
Gotcha!

Crud! How are we gonna
catch that lightening bug?

Maybe these Wire-Clipper Missiles will do the trick.

Bingo!

Let's see what we've got!

Careful, that wire could still be live.

Don't worry, my glovatrix is
specially-insulated, and so is this m*ssile.

Whatever's inside won't be able to arc out.

Let me out of here!

Well, well. Looks like we've trapped Hard Drive.

Here comes the cavalry, late as usual.

Do you know how much havoc
you two have caused tonight?

You've cut the power to half of Megakat City!

What's wrong, Feral? Afraid of the dark?

Well, I won't press charges this time,
since you helped capture Hard Drive.

Whoa, excuse me! "Helped?"
Did the big guy say "helped?"

Take him to a holding cell. We have to
recover the defense secrets he stole.

Oh you just try to get 'em, boys.

Keep him in that insulated m*ssile, Commander.

Yeah, this guy gets a real charge outta zippin' through wires.

What do you think I am? Stupid?

Bingo!

I want those secrets now!

Buzz off!

Fine. This digital deadbeat can just
stay here 'till his battery wears down.

Ah, freedom.

Ooh! Blast those SWAT Kats and their insulated m*ssile!

After handlin' the Turbokat,
drivin' this tow truck is one big snooze.

Hey it may not be glamorous, Chance, but there's an
old lady stuck in a ditch out here who's depending on us.

Right. Hey, I know a great shortcut!

Aw, Chance, watch the bumps!

You little creeps! When I get out of here
I'm gonna light you up like a Christmas tree!

Dark Kat!

Do I make you nervous, Hard Drive?

Uh, you want the defense secrets?
They're in the surge suit, all yours! N-no charge!

Silence! I don't need defense secrets!
I want the SWAT Kats destroyed!

And you're going to help me!

Y-Y-Yes, of course, but nobody
can stand up to that jet of theirs.

Yes, their precious jet. Without it, the
SWAT Kats are just two jocks in flight suits.

That's why you're going to
help me steal the Turbokat!

And then I will hold Megakat
City in the palm of my hand!

I called Megakat Auto Club thirty minutes ago!

I should get this tow for free!

This ain't a pizza delivery service, lady.

We got here as fast as we could.

SWAT Kats! Hard Drive has escaped!

He's overloaded Megakat City Lightening Tower!

We're on our way, Miss Briggs!

Hey, come back! I'm reporting you to my auto club!

This is Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News.

Someone or something is causing mass destruction.

That someone is me, Hard Drive!

And I've got a personal message
for the SWAT Kats. Catch me if you can!

Let's unplug this guy!

He's goin' into underground powerlines.

No biggie, I'm picking up his surge loud and clear.

It's stopped. I've got the coordinates locked in.

I'm settin' her down.

He's hiding in there.

I can't wait to grab that high-voltage lowlife.

Gotcha!

And I've got you!

Dark Kat?!

Seize them!

What did I tell you?
Without the Turbokat, they're nothing!

So, care for a little more juice?

Wait, I don't want them destroyed so quickly.

I want them to have time to think about it, first.

This machine will mash the SWAT Kats into litter bits!

What's the matter, Dark Kat?

Couldn't handle us without help?

c*ck 'till the end, I like that.

But make no mistake.
This is the end.

Oh, and don't worry about your jet.

I'm going to take real good care of it for you!

You know what to do, Hard Drive.

Don't fail me!

I still say you should've let me fry those two!

No need to worry.

Even if the SWAT Kats manage to shut the conveyor
belt off, it's wired to blow the warehouse sky high!

Worried?

Yeah. If we don't get outta this,
who's gonna tow that little old lady?

Look! It's the SWAT Kats!

Time to change the SWAT Kats' image.

What are the SWAT Kats doing, daddy?

I don't know, son. I don't know.

Hard Drive, destroy another building!

Two missiles, electronically locked and loaded!

Bingo!

Attention! This is Ann Gora with a Kat's Eye News flash!
The SWAT Kats are trashing Megakat City!

No, I am!

Amazing as it may seem, our beloved
SWAT Kats have destroyed two skyscrapers

Make that four skyscrapers!

Mayor Manx, Commander Feral, do you have any
explanation for the SWAT Kats' unprovoked attack?

I've always said the SWAT Kats
are nothing but lawless vigilantes!

But we don't know for sure if-

I want to assure the public,
we have the situation well in hand.

Assure them, Feral.

Even as we speak, an Enforcer squadron
is in the air to take out the Turbokat!

You can't just sh**t them down!

We have no proof it really is the SWAT Kats!

That's proof enough for me!

Do you have a statement about
the SWAT Kats, Deputy Mayor Briggs?

Not until I confirm it's really them
in that jet. Let's go take a look!

Not only have I destroyed the SWAT Kats,
but I've destroyed their reputations as well.

Yes, it's too easy. Uh oh.
Looks like I've got company.

You know what to do!

SWAT Kats, you're under arrest!

Fire at will! Blast them out of the sky!

You heard him, Hard Drive.
Blast them out of the sky!

I can't see the pilot! Can you get us closer?

After what those SWAT Kats did to the Enforcers? No way!

I can't believe the SWAT Kats could do this

Now listen up, Megakat City!

That's T-Bone!

You have ten minutes to empty the
Megakat City Treasury, or we'll level this town!

Now you listen to me-

No, you listen, Feral! Have that money on the steps of
City Hall by noon, or the SWAT Kats destroy Megakat City!

Your electronic voice-simulator worked like a charm, Dark Kat.

Yes, those stolen defense secrets
came in handy. Now go get the money!

Well, Deputy Mayor, what does the city intend to do?

What can we do? Pay up.

Those little creeps tie a pretty mean knot.

It's no use.

We need teeth like theirs to cut through these ropes.

Hey, that's it! I've got a plan
that's just crazy enough to work.

Every penny in the treasury is
yours, SWAT Kats. It's all there.

If it isn't, we'll be back!

I still can't believe the SWAT Kats are robbing the city

They won't get away with it.

I've put a homing device in one of the money bags.

Nice try, Commander!

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Another second and I'll be out of these ropes!

Me, too!

Cutting it a little close, aren't we?

Come on!

Dark Kat booby-trapped the place!

We're outta here!

"Cutting it a little close, aren't we?"

Hands up, SWAT Kats!

Hey, we're the good guys, remember?

Ah, give us a break, Feral. We've had a rough day.

Quiet! Now where's the money?

Money?

SWAT Kats, how could you?

You're just in time, Miss Briggs. I'm arresting your
friends. But first, I'm going to find out who they really are.

It's only fitting you spend your life
in prison under your real name.

Quick, take me hostage!

Back off, or the Deputy Mayor is history!

Razor, what the-

Right, history!

Stop firing, you fools! You might hit the
Deputy Mayor! Now, get after them!

Well I'm glad someone still thinks we're the good guys.

Let's just say I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Now why'd you destroy half the city?

It was Dark Kat!

He and Hard Drive stole the Turbokat!

And the entire city treasury! I knew it wasn't you!
But now, how will we get the money back?

By getting the Turbokat back! And this
mega-sensor will lead us right to it!

But first we gotta lose Feral.

This baby's pretty darn fast for a street machine.

Yeah, I have a couple of great
mechanics who tune her up for me.

Too bad you can't keep the Turbokat
running this smooth, Razor.

Stay in the car, Miss Briggs.

I would say that Megakat City
is in a bit of a financial crisis.

Yes. Next we'll probably have to raise taxes.

Then I'll just send you off in the
Turbokat for another collection.

Sorry, the Turbokat has been repossessed!

Get them!

Ooh, I knew I should've fried
you when I had the chance!

Take your best shot!

I'm out of here!

You said it!

Guess it's time for a new suit, Hard Drive.
How about prison pinstripes?

You won't be needing this!

Glovatrixes jammed!

End of the line, SWAT Kat!

No!

Thanks for puttin' the city's money to such good use.

No problem. Now let's get the rest of it back to
the city treasury or I don't get paid this week.

Looks like we're getting
paid back, Feral. With interest.

Dark Kat and Hard Drive stole the SWAT Kats' jet.
I'm afraid you misjudged them, Commander.

Perhaps, Miss Briggs. But I'd still like
to see you two without your masks.

Gee, haven't you heard, Commander?
Curiosity k*lled the kat.

Well, where have you two been? Oh, no, no, no,
don't tell me. You were off saving the world.

Nah, just the city.

But we brought you back a pizza.
Hey, hope you like tuna topping.

What? No anchovies?

Well, hey, this isn't too bad.

And 'cause we were so late, we're
gonna give your car three free tuneups.

You're so thoughtful.

And we'll have you back to the garage in no time flat.

Aw, Chance! Not the shortcut!

Slow down!