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01x10 - The Outsider

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x10 - The Outsider

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles and

command the elements of sky and earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was here too

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and cindy lee she

became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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so

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we'll put the old aquarium over here so

there's plenty of room on that table

okay

how about these books on the shelf under

the window and put these with them so

there's plenty of room for that

microscope i'll help you in a minute i'm

still busy with these books right

if you weren't such a lazy bird you'd

help us ah lazy mud you sure are

andrea one of these hi rick look a

request for two new aquariums three new

terrariums a microscope well aquariums

are for keeping fish terrariums are for

plant life and i know what they're for

what i don't know is why we need so many

all of a sudden wayne moss the new

student

i heard the kids are giving him a bad

time

they are they think he's some kind of

hillbilly

he is the best biology student i've ever

had he knows more about plants and

animals than any other boy or girl i've

ever taught

the rest of us could learn from him

right

i don't think dr barnes is going to go

for this the school budget's very tight

this year

but he does have the final decision

it's just that wayne moss is a very

special student

look the other kids aren't going to

listen to wayne not as long as they

think of him as a as a

an outsider or some kind of freak from

the mountains

hey wait hey nature boy catch buddy

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how about it wayne

you going to our game against west side

high tomorrow now wayne doesn't like

sports yeah well maybe he could go on

the field and play with that fuzzy

raccoon west side calls their mascot

yeah

he wayne's a tree you can talk to

animals well not only that he can read

their minds very weird

wayne

wayne

have you got a minute

hey wayne teacher's calling you better

get going

what a thing

you know what he needs is a friend

really how about a

cute fuzzy little friend

yeah

molly the raccoon west side's mascot

we'll kidnap him from west side this

afternoon

we'll pin it on old wayne

well let's be on our way okay come on

do you want to see me miss thomas let's

go talk to dr barnes about the new lab

equipment

i think we'll be getting an okay for

that new microscope

yes ma'am

listen

i know it's been rough on you this first

semester but a big cities well it's not

quite as friendly as what you're used to

back home i'll tell you man it's not

just the people it's the

the pavement and the concrete and smog

i'll tell you this ain't no place left

to be in the city you know

i know it's going to take a little time

wayne well i'll tell you one thing i

just ain't gonna make it wayne wade

what's wrong it's wayne i can't seem to

get through to him

maybe i can i think i know where he's

going he's always alone at the pond on

the old wilson property

i'll see if i can find him

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that's the first time i've seen this

growing around here

it looks like a weed oh no there's no

such thing as a weed

no sir

every plant around here is useful in

some way or another

this one's called burrage grows wild all

over here

back home we used to boil the leaves and

make a brew

it's good for

settling an upset stomach or

taking itchy way when you got the

chicken pox

makes a right tasty salad too

i never would have noticed it

yeah well

you know there's lots of things that

people just don't notice you know i mean

they got eyes okay and ears but

they got no idea on how to use them

listen carefully

don't be surprised what you can hear in

the woods

see come on

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what did you go get yourself into huh

come on take it easy

i'm gonna hurt you

no sir not at all i'm gonna get you free

there you go

on your way

[Applause]

you mind you take care

you better watch him mama

you know if you've been caught up in

that brush much longer he'd be fair game

for an hour

you spend a lot of time here

nobody comes up here

me and the wild animals and the thirsty

birds

you know wayne

miss thomas thinks you're terrific

she says it's really rare to have a

student like you

she said that

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hey listen

how'd you like to see a family at snowy

white house okay all right follow me

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football weather right

i can smell it football fever too it

said it's pretty bad this time

i'll be at the game tomorrow

oh here let me help you with that

thank you

i wasn't talking about the game

dr barnes just got a call from the

principal of west side hive

it seems that somebody stole the team

ascot the raccoon

oh rick who want to do something like

that beats me but whoever it was was

wearing jeans a plaid shirt and a straw

hat it sounds like wayne oh no oh yes

it's possible a couple of the guys were

hassling him today he may have tried it

just to win points and get some

attention

any idea where he might be

cindy tells me he hangs out at the old

wilson place i'll check it

out hey you know these clothes are

really a good idea

he doesn't look too classy

i wouldn't worry he's probably just not

used to us yet

maybe he's a little hungry but i already

gave him a half a leftover sandwich

we'll give him the other half

hey you know wayne moss is gonna be one

surprised hillbilly when some of those

westside guys come looking for their old

mascot i wouldn't want to be in his

shoes

you mean his boots yes sir

hey you don't

you don't think he's dying or something

do you

i don't know what if he gets worse

now the owls over in those trees over

there

and those trees next to the big pine for

lucky we get a good look at them

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houses

what on earth do they have to put houses

here

cindy do you know what this means

they put houses here and all those trees

are going to be gone

just look at those trees

look it up there on that branch you see

that

these trees are gone

those squirrels are probably dying

starvation

i'm gonna tell you one thing i'm not

gonna let him do it oh sure i just ain't

gonna let it happen

well come on aren't you going to help me

knock it down yeah wayne that's not the

way

i'll do it myself

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wait listen

this land belongs to someone else you've

got no right

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the controls are frozen they won't work

the ignition

turn it off i think it has to be down

throttle but i don't know how

no i gotta stop at the squirrel

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almighty !sis

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force of gravity from this rock be still

let me roll it up the hill

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hey thanks a lot !sis hey

hey

what are you doing with my bulldozer

what's the big idea

i reckon i'm in trouble i reckon

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hey young man

i want to talk to you what's going on

here i'm sorry i hope i didn't wreck

your bulldozer you've got no business

climbing a new machine you don't know

how to handle you could have been hurt

are you all right

yeah boy it hadn't been for !sis i don't

know what i would have done

look sir i'll pay for any damages i

might have done to your dozer what were

you doing in it in the first place

well i don't want you to build houses

here you just can't

like it or not that's the plan but you

don't understand sir

this pond is special hey there's no

place around like it for hundreds of

miles well it's out of my hand son i

don't own it belongs to another fellow

big land developer he can do anything he

wants to with it i guess i'm just his

contractor well isn't there something we

can do something other than busting down

signs with bulldozers

yes ma'am

okay there are legal ways to handle

things we can file an environmental

impact report that's an ecology study

well i'm afraid it's too late for that

blueprints have been approved by the

city building commission i've got a work

crew coming in tomorrow matter of fact i

was supposed to drain the pond this

afternoon

this

afternoon sir you just can't do that mr

you drain the pond and it's gone forever

did you know that birds fly here for

miles and miles to get rested up before

they go further south

and there's all kinds of fish and small

game

hey mister you take the water away

that's all going to be gone forever

no one's ever going to hear the sound of

a of a nighthawk crying again or

the sounds of bullfrogs hollering to

beat the band in springtime

sir we just can't lose all those things

maybe you're right son but i've got a

job to do i've got a work crew coming in

i've got to accept this dynamite

open up the dam so you clear the land

wait a minute sir

i want you to look here it's all

recorded in this book

there are more than 25 species of birds

around here well there's all kinds of

beaver owls muskrat there's a whole

world that you're gonna destroy

what's your boss's name

winston car winston has mr winstead ever

walked this property has he ever really

seen what's here

no i don't believe so

i think he flew over it once in his

plane when he bought the land before he

put the architects to work but

i don't think he's walked it fished the

pond or

spend any time here where can i find mr

winstead

wednesday's is golf thing you'll

probably find him on the golf course i

want to see him one last try

can you give me some time

i don't know that's gonna do any good

wednesday it's a tough nut to crack

i'll give you a little four o'clock

i'll be up at the dam

thanks

wayne can i borrow your field notes

for sure

this will be our ecology study for the

time being

let's see if it'll help mr winstead

understand

thanks good luck yep

it'll be okay

mr mason can come on strong

last year hope so

hey

hey wayne

man you've got to help us

it's a whole mess we uh stolen from west

side and

we were going to bum raffia i'm sorry

the matter friend

are you off your feet that's what it

looks like

it sure does

what'd you guys give him to eat

nothing much nothing much of what a

sandwich left over from lunch a couple

days ago and for a couple of smart alex

you guys sure are dumb

little sandwiches probably spoiled

oh raleigh has probably got food

poisoning

what do we do

well

bridge

that's right hey you learn quick

mom's gonna give him something

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a very complete study

this boy wayne must be quite a

naturalist yes sir

snowy owls i had no idea they got this

far south

last time i saw any of those when i was

a youngster in fort worth

muskrats too well they're all out of

your pond along with every other bird

animal and plant in that book

well i had no idea that

pond supported so much wildlife

you ought to come out there

before it's gone

it won't be gone mr mason

and you get back out there as fast as

you can and get in touch with my foreman

mr tilden tell him to forget his

dynamite and tell him i'm changing my

plans now if you hurry you can make it

thank you mr winstead

your notes did it wayne mr winstead

agreed

i don't know what he's going to do but

the pond is safe for now at least that's

great

wait a minute the dynamite it's nearly

four o'clock come on let's go

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they may not make it if that dynamite

goes on you stay here with raleigh i'll

try to catch them

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oh mighty !sis

so

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there he is hey hold off don't blow up

the damn we talk to your boss stay back

here it's too late it's too late but the

bond can stay your boss said so it's too

late

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[Applause]

wayne i can't let you go out there

wait

gets !sis

oh zephyr wins which blow on high lift

me now so i can fly

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hurry

so

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[Applause]

hey thanks a lot mr mason thank you

sir

thanks a lot

i left rolling by the train i thought i

saw how about that !sis and what a

thrill she could pitch for our team any

time

where is everyone over here

is everyone alive

oh i had a terrible expl*si*n where were

you you missed it andrea i mean !sis

flew it it was incredible

what happened you get lost

i did i get lost in the woods

he can teach you everything you want to

know about the woods

from now on wayne moss is part of our

g*ng

well i just don't go around stealing any

more raccoons huh

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[Applause]

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do

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[Applause]

you