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01x01 - The Lights of Mystery Mountain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x01 - The Lights of Mystery Mountain

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars

run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later

a young science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and cindy lee she

became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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we were hiking on mystery mountain when

we heard this loud whiny noise then

these four big glowing things just shot

across the sky up to now i've been an

unbeliever but these pictures are hard

to ignore

a lot of respected people have seen ufos

scientists pilots and other well-trained

observers

andrea flying saucers are myths and

illusions oh sure people have seen them

but no one's ever caught one nobody said

flying saucer ufo means unidentified

flying object if these are illusions

they sure fool cindy's camera

well then what's all this talk about

people disappearing a camper and a

tourist vanished and near each place

they found a big round burn spot

i admit i'm curious but there just

couldn't be any connection

maybe maybe not but i think the sheriff

of mountain park should see these

photographs

that's why i want the two of you to

drive cindy up there that plus my own

natural curiosity

i've gotta go and pack and buy some film

excuse me

i'm glad there were no arguments from

youtube this means a lot to her

well the outdoors and the good mountain

air won't do us any harm no argument for

me either but i do have one question for

you dr barnes

what are you going to do if we bring you

back a real live ufo

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so

all we've got is one deserted cabin one

abandoned car and two round burn spots

beyond that

but thank you for letting me look at

your pictures even if i still don't

believe in ufos my sentiments exactly

i understand some of the people here are

connecting the ufos and the

disappearances

well we don't really know whether

anybody's disappeared or whether they

just went home it's a puzzler though but

suppose they are ufo sheriff

they could have made the burn places and

maybe even do me a favor

don't show those pictures around people

here are scared enough as it is scared

what about

uh some of them feel that uh

they may be next

a few people from mystery mountain are

talking about selling out and moving

you know this could become a lot more

serious than it already

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that's chick is art byron two of the

local guys that took my club hiking last

week

say sheriff do you mind if we take a

look at that cabin i'd like to run some

chemical tests on that burned area just

out of curiosity

no i don't mind in fact i'll show you

the way up there thank you

hey cindy over here excuse me please

hi guys

i was hoping i'd run into you too what's

happened lately well nobody else has

disappeared yet yeah but and i think

it's only a matter of time

uh cindy what do you got there

look in here i got some good pictures of

the ufos

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uh cindy

these pictures they're really ufos

let's go

okay andrea just a second

well i have to go now

we're looking into this ufo deal see you

later

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let's go

mr masa want to know about this

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well that's what old man gately found

when he came on his drama i hate to say

it but maybe there's something to ufos

after all that's spooky

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odd it has no smell at all

a fellow named pratt rented it for all

summer

jenkins came up and he found a place in

a mess like maybe they'd been a struggle

or something and pratt was gone

that's me excuse me

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if it was let's hope it doesn't come up

gosh

we got another abandoned car up on the

highway just like the other one i don't

have to go there right now we'd like to

go with you i'm done here i took samples

for future questions let's go

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well he found the car about a half hour

ago now the engine was running and the

door was open and no driver

so he shut off the engine and called it

in

he would have called it in as a simple

stolen car except for one thing that

it's just like the other one and just

like at the cabin

so yeah i just don't know what's going

on i mean i really

i've heard that sound before

the ufos they're coming

[Applause]

here

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they're real i don't believe it

let's get to higher ground

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my camera forgot my camera

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oh no i'm out of film

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i don't understand

they weren't moving that fast

maybe they landed somewhere

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oh no

andrea rick

i need you

i've come back

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well at least we can say we saw them i'm

telling myself just the opposite

except they don't believe me

where's cindy

that's right she went back to get her

camera it shouldn't have taken this long

we're not going to see anything more up

here now anyway

i better go call in

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cindy where are you

cindy

cindy

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cindy

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boy am i glad you guys came by when you

did i heard the ufos coming you're life

savers

yeah we're real heroes

look cindy can can i see those pictures

of the ufos again

i'm going to watch for them i might get

some more good shots

i don't like this

not at all

look we're in it this far

we sure don't have much choice okay

i'll go along with it

but that doesn't mean i have to like it

all we have to do is swipe the pictures

and take cindy back to town nobody's

getting hurt yeah

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i know

i don't like the whole thing either

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no sign of her

we should have left her alone

i can't believe those ufos had anything

to do with this but

we saw them and what about those two

landing spots if they are landing spots

there's nothing back up around the curve

jim

i think it'd be a good idea to search

the roads

all right jim you go back towards town

why don't you do that with me

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hello there young lady how are you

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better boys have a little trouble no mr

moss no trouble at all

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where's the natives

hey wait a minute you just said to get

the pictures

these pictures are just so much paper

without the negatives

this isn't so much of a joke anymore is

it mr moss

come on

you two knew exactly what you were doing

but all you wanted were the laughs

but here she comes i'm gonna have to get

these negatives myself

uh listen i just passed the sheriff back

on the road with a few people and get it

they seem terribly upset oh those are my

friends well uh the boys here just about

out of gas and uh i'm going back that

way cindy don't go with him what's the

matter look mr moss we're we're wrong to

get involved with you i mean we both

know that at first it was fun

but you're not getting cindy involved

i want those natives and i want to get

them down and i want to know anything

from you people

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oh

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sure there are no europeans it's all a

trick there are illusions we made up to

scare people cindy are you all right he

hasn't stopped but we're in on it with

mr moss lost the real estate man yeah

there he is he's been chasing us he

wants to send his pictures

he's getting away

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oh

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oh mighty !sis

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oh zephyr winds which blow on high lift

me now so i can fly

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hey

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oh son that changes day from night help

me stop this man from flight

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so

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oh

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mr moss

perhaps you need a dose of your own

medicine

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ancient sphinx all-knowing and wise

confront this man with his own lies

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yeah !sis you gotta help me the ufos are

after me

why mr ma there are no such things as

ufos

oh yeah i i saw them don't you see them

look

i saw them honest i did there were three

of them

sheriff look after this man he claims he

saw a ufo

no i i did i saw three yeah sure enough

mr mike i really did i saw three of them

they were after me

we use these things to create the ufo

hoax and mr moss gave me the cars to

leave on the side of the road

nobody really disappeared

i rented that cabin and made it look

like somebody lived there and then just

disappeared

jules and gold are

on the way back moss told us he found a

new vein of gold running through a lot

of people's property

well we didn't know that he never told

us

yeah i know he told us that on the way

back to

quite a scheme tried to scare the owners

into selling their property to him and

it almost succeeded

we didn't mean any harm it just started

out like

well one big joke

we're still at fault though i mean we

knew it was wrong we just uh

kept going because we thought it was fun

well you help cindy and stop moss that's

what counts

but you'll still have to answer for what

you did i'm gonna need statements from

the two of you

and then we're gonna have a talk with

your parents let's go

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a gas hose to burn the ground a

projector to make midair pictures of

ufos and sound equipment

no wonder i was fooled i agree rick it's

no wonder

where's andrea i left her on the rubble

wait like tell her what happened

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oh zepper winds which blow on high lift

me now so i can fly

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andrea

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over here

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well aren't you going to ask us what

happened

from the look on your face i guess that

you caught mr moss that art and chick

are making a full confession

and from the look on your face i guess

that you have something to tell me

do i ever

it was fantastic

!sis was there and you should have seen

her

you know something

how come you're never around when !sis

is there

beats me

seems as if you and rick are always

having all the fun it's probably just as

well there was a lot going on and the

excitement might have gotten to you

you're right rick at times like that

it's well that a woman isn't there to

get in the way

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so

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[Applause]

you