01x13 - A Fishy Story

[bunniefuu]

this is my house this is my mommy and

daddy this is my brother Robert

this is our car mommy and daddy take me

places in it back to the beach this is

my rotten brother Robert squashing our

sand castle and this is my rotten

brother Robert being Taste of China by a

shark I made that one up me

oh

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Batman

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foreign

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just watch Carol I'm about to

revolutionize science as we know it yes

I can feel the Breakthrough coming this

experiment will benefit all mankind

care if you're inventing edible broccoli

you know Mom told you not to conduct any

more experiments in your room but you

don't understand I can transport myself

from one receptor to another by

disassembling my molecules and reforming

them into another one not if I tell

us of course you're willing to do

something for me whatever it is I'll do

it even on my science homework for a

year

ah no problem hey wasn't there a movie

about a guy who tried to do this but got

all mixed up with a fly you're right

you better make sure everything's safe

my atom powered flight Smasher will deal

with any flies in the room

that should take care of that good boy

now to make history

oh

it worked I'm a genius

no you're a french fry what

the French

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fries doing in my matter receptor I

don't know will someone put him there

and I know I didn't all right I thought

it was a trash can

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free combined with a bag of french fries

Gary what are you doing in there oh no

Mom you've gotta hide me I'll do

anything all my homework everything you

got it what's going on in here Gary

mom well see that it stays that way

hey what's that french fries

what have I told you about junk food

they're going right into the trash

and your appetite for dinner better not

have spoiled

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well I saved you you owe me two years

worth of homework what do you mean saved

There's No Deal unless we get the fry

back what I'm not gonna spend the rest

of my life looking like a french fry

doing your homework

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oh no

trash

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we gotta go after them wait minute

you can't go out there in public looking

like a french fry you're right

hmm

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[Applause]

right away you're telling me my legs

turning into a pry my toes want to

wriggle and catch up oh no

all right just follow me I know what to

do

it's a football injury you know potato

leg if he gets his leg in a cast right

away he can be cured how to get a

football injury wearing a baseball glove

ah he got it sliding into second base oh

terrific idea Carol how am I gonna pedal

a bike with my French fry I mean leg in

a cast don't worry about it you just hop

in the basket and leave the driving to

me

this is really uncomfortable Carol would

you be more comfortable swimming in

ketchup

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handling

how can you wait at a time like this I

must have ketchup I must have ketchup

excuse me excuse me could I get some

ketchup to go Gary

Gary hey excuse me on the table

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ketchup ketchup

may I borrow your ketchup thanks

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you done with the ketchup

hey what are you doing scaring the

customers I'm just trying to get some

ketchup a talking French fry come on

let's get out of here before you wind up

at somebody's lunch

where do you think the garbage truck

went I don't know but all garbage trucks

end up

we better get there quick before they

start calling me sponge

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wait

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you'll fry the fries

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that dog's got the fry here puppy here

puppy

look there he is he doesn't have the

fries come on must have eaten them it's

over I'm doomed to be a giant french fry

for Life mama's gonna grab you forever

or at the very least Mash you help me

what was that

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very surprised

yeah x marks the spot

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found him I've seen finally

give that

back where'd the fry go there he is

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[Applause]

I can't look

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all right

I'm so happy I could kiss you oh

get that crazy kid stuff out of your

hair not you the fry

I sure hope this works so do I if it

doesn't I'm gonna be a couch potato for

life

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let her rip

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so what's good for you

you don't scare me

did it work I've never felt better

it's awful oh no I forgot to use the

atom-powered fly swatter I suppose this

means you can't set on my science paper

right away

kids are you sick and tired of school

cafeteria food

yeah

yeah well you'll never have to eat that

stuff again thanks to have a nice meal

yes one drop of water on these little

babies and you can have the instant meal

of your choice beer cafeteria food no

more and

have a nice meal

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and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

you're a Better Door than a window

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if you stand there long enough you'll

take root

foreign

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like that if you don't watch out

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we've been out here all morning I

haven't even seen a fish let alone

caught one

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you've gotta have more patience kid

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it's not a shark it's something else but

what I don't know

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thank you

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it's a girl and she's in trouble she's

in trouble

they're coming back

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oh slick

yuck

yo I haven't seen the last to me

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Dwayne thanks but where'd she go

thanks for the hell what are you doing

out here in the middle of division

I'm here huh

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I'm a mermaid I was on my way to Daddy's

ranch when that manta ray came after me

please I need your help your help how

could you do what you'll find out let's

go

what are you waiting for we can't

breathe underwater is that all I said

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oh yeah would you do that for hey

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that was neat I could breathe under

there who's next

gonna be kissed by a girl especially one

that tastes like a tuna fish sandwich

oh yeah

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wow this is right out of a movie what's

a movie you know a western

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hey there little lady how's your palm

how about to see him later be sure and

tell him okay

who was that big red he's the baker he

owns everything around here hey look if

your daddy's in trouble why not get the

sheriff to help it looks like he's got

eight long arms of the law

the chef won't do anything until we can

get proof proof of what you're about to

find out come

on

which is on the outskirts of Tams

hi

oh you brought these land lovers to hell

what can they do these are my new

friends they saved me and they're here

to save our Ranch

me and your daddy have some business to

discuss Italian you got till midnight

tomorrow to come up with some hard cash

oh this Ranch belongs to me

what are we gonna do

I don't know Phil is it I don't even

know what's happening to our herd it's

those mantis Paul I saw him they're the

ones wrestling our seahorses I'm sure

they'll come back for the rest of the

hurt tonight we can catch them in the

ACT don't wear a Sea Biscuit I won't let

them get you

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how could you let the girl get away

it wasn't my fault there was a sticky

gooey oil slick way listen up she's

brought help and the merman knows you're

rustling is heard so he's gonna be

watching for you tonight's your last

chance to get the rest of them seahorses

don't blow it

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they could be here in time better turn

off the lights

someone's coming

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right there I got you covered

come on let's get out of here yeah

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come on seabiscuits

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they went into that coral reef Canyon

look

that must be their hideout

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what do you mean you almost got all the

seahorses

those mermaids sell enough seahorses to

keep their Ranch you sorry it's the

baker

you read them follow you here well don't

just stand there get him

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hey you don't

oh

yeah you who else I've got new orders

for you I want you to take them

seahorses back to the mermaids what

really hey that swell

I swear it's a nice guy all along well

let's go Just Dance

yes sir

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good going Terry they'll take us right

to the seahorses

all right seahorses time to go home

what I'm doing well what you told us to

we've got to do something

dirty no good seahorse thieves drop your

weapons we've got you surrounded yeah

who's got who's surrounded

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later kid

yeah I am

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here

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I can't see a thing

wow

this is a fortune yeah you can pay off

your farm and buy three more what are

you talking about this is only useless

yellow stuff and spotless stuff what you

can't pay for fun with trinkets I need

real cold Hard Cash I need plants

you won't get away from us this time

swim for it

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thank you

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don't let them get away

failures

I don't like my hair

let's go see biscuit

thank you

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it won't get away from us this time

they're out of ammunition good now

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don't hurt us

please

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stop me this time but I'll be back

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foreign

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ERS always getting in my way

you'll be lucky if you don't get boiled

and drawn in butterfly this big red

turns out he wanted you land for the

Sardine oil rights what I had it too if

I weren't for them no good Dew gutters

saved

and it's all thanks to you

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oh no I forgot

he kissed it we want to breathe air

again yep oh no not me

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[Laughter]

today's Garbage Pail award goes to the

father of the year for helping us with

our homework for showing us how to hit a

baseball

and for taking our side in an argument

but courage and bravery above and beyond

the call of fatherhood today's garbage

panel where it goes to fathers

everywhere yeah

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thank you