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01x11 - A Rhyme In Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Garbage Pail Kids". Aired: June 7 – October 29, 1988 .*
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Series stars the characters Split Kit, Elliot Mess, Terri Cloth, Patty Putty, and Clogged Duane as gross-looking kids with abilities to help others.

01x11 - A Rhyme In Time

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grown-ups are always making a fuss about

nothing I drew a picture of my older

brother my mommy screamed she started

was dirty and tore it up I don't

understand he was clean I drew him while

he was taking a bath see now everyone's

making a big flush about the garbage

pail kiss I'm only three and I know

enough not to kiss some garbage pail

yeah that's Garbage Pail Kids oh well I

wouldn't kiss them either

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foreign

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myself

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this is the worst thing that's ever

happened to me the pink cat's eye has

been in the lint family for Generations

my grandfather won the Montreal marbles

tournament with that marble don't worry

I am on the kiss if your marble can be

found I'll find it

I have complete faith in you inspector

kletzo as well you should are there any

identifying marks on them well there is

one flaw when the light hits it a

certain way the eye appears to Blink

very interesting so you think you know

where it is

well it couldn't have gotten very far in

fact I believe it's still in this

neighborhood

really can you catch the thief Child's

Play

what's this have you found something a

clue see just as I thought your criminal

is none other than that elusive marble

thief the figment you mean he stolen

before yes and here's still again that's

I will catch him

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I was just checking your closet for

Clues find anything just this old skit

kid

thanks I was wondering where that was

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you really should learn to hang up your

claws properly thanks I will

ouch

he's gone it's safe to come out now do

you think klutzu will be able to solve

the case not a chance

still I should go home and keep an eye

on him why bother

get away from me

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Good Luck a great detective doesn't need

luck I will catch the figment with

Superior brain power

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oh

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find anything yet

help

it's only

only chocolate how many times have I

told you to knock before coming into my

lab it's just a rim and I did knock you

just did not hear yeah perhaps you did

I've been very engrossed in This Kiss

may I take a peek if you must but of

course only a train in the eye will say

anything of course so uh do you think

you'll serve This Kiss soon is tonight

soon enough tonight

there's a costume party to neither the

Mansion of Master Robert Barron he has a

fabulous collection of antique and

precious Marbles and it still hasn't

been robbed the figment will not be able

to resist so I'll be there too in

Disguise when the figment shows up when

I'll capture him so you like my plan

what oh oh I was just thinking about the

figment he's so dashing and exciting

he's just a thief and a bad boy sisters

I'll never understand them it's not just

me dear brother all the girls think the

figment is romantic

foreign

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are all your guests here Master Baron

yes good very soon we'll capture the

thief

it's me could you get me some punch

suddenly there you are

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what I don't want anyone to know I'm

here

wow

have you caught them yet not yet here I

have a glass of sponge

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tell me

don't call me that I'm the figment I'm

sorry to me but inspector Club

he knows the figment won't be able to

resist stealing all the marbles and his

determined to catch you your brother

couldn't catch a cold in a rainstorm let

alone me besides I have my Escape Route

all planned now one of these marbles is

the combination to this safe

the safe is in the room above and

there's a back way in this tube leads to

a small treasure room where I keep all

my marbles good the figment will strike

soon and I want to be there when he does

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[Applause]

got him and then get you you figment you

my brother inspector

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stop come on let's get out of here

wait

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lock all the doors the pigment is on the

real stressed as a gorilla

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out of my way I am after a gorilla

you

come back here

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you can't escape inspector Club too

stop you can't escape the law either

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anybody move you are all under arrest I

arrest you figment in the name of the

love

excuse me as I said I arrest you of

pigment in the name of the Lord

weird whoops

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it's you you're the figment me the

figment no

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wait for me

wait a minute what am I doing you're

right girls I am the figment I apologize

for my crimes Take Me Away

does he get off taking credit for our

crimes and taking my girls

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I'll go quietly there's plenty of me for

everyone

kids has this ever happened to you

you'll never get cooties again once

you've gotten the cootie detector this

baby can spot a cootie carrier within a

hundred feet

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and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

mommy mommy

you buy me the stuff when your parents

say that's what your allowance is for

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mommy look what I'm gonna buy what they

really mean is you're not wasting your

allowance on that junk

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clothes yeah they arrange it this

stuff's gotta be at least 20 years old

old stuff like this is neat yeah you

never know when you'll find a real

treasure hey look at this

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nursery rhymes I haven't seen this book

since I was little wow this is me yuck

whack nursery rhymes merry merry Quite

Contrary how does your garden grow wow

that's little kids stuff just ignore

them Terry

hey something's missing yeah Jack and

Jill are gone maybe they went to fetch a

pail of water don't don't be ridiculous

Elliot they're not in the book do you

think they're in trouble I don't know

but I'm gonna find out

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and the water's fine

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now what I guess we're stuck following

them

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these are one-of-a-kind parts

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see look at this pail it's empty and

it's dry Jack and Jill weren't in the

well they're not around here either I

wonder what could have happened to them

let me Adam calm down kit nobody pushed

you

yeah Jack and Jill have been falling

down this hill for years yeah well it

better

get

so we're here where do we look for Jack

and Jill go that way

that way

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hey it's Humpty Dumpty nah that's my

brother he's a little hard-boiled say

hey haven't seen you guys around here

before we're looking for Jack and Jill

have you seen them I know we're a Little

Bo Peep lost her sheep but that's about

it probably followed Mary's Little Lamb

yeah and if Jack and Jill are there too

I know just where it is can you take us

there

of course

you're a good egg

oh no

wow

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now look what you've done nobody will

ever be able to put him together again

it was an accident on

what about all the king's horses my

horse can put him back together

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and put together a reason just like his

brother Humpty let's run in the family

come on guys we've got to try

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we did it sort of he looks okay to me

I've always been a little scrambled but

this is ridiculous we can't leave him

that way

much better what

a regular Easter egg terrific but we

still haven't found Jack and Jill people

are always hiding under tuffets around

here find the nearest Tuffet you'll

probably find them wonderful what's up

it's what Little Miss Muffet sits on

anybody who read their nursery rhymes

would know that

excuse us but have you seen Jack and

Jill no have you looked under your

Tuffet lately kit

sorry they're not under my tuffet

I think these are yours Steve yep they

fit perfectly now we only have to find

the other two pairs

who were they the Three Little Kittens

they're always losing their mittens

everybody's always losing something

around here aren't they seems that way

you've lost Jack and Jill we'll find

them but we could do something to eat

this search is taking wild what's

cooking

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oh yuck I'm having a little dinner party

want to join us barbecued curds and whey

oh well um thank you anyway Little Miss

Muffet Miss muffet's on vacation I'm

Jelly Kelly but I've gotta Tuff it and I

eat curds and whey too

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oh

look out it's a spider look out

hey no don't hurt him you're protecting

the spider

this isn't just a spider he's one of my

dinner guests dinner guest I'm sorry I

scared you have a bun bun look we don't

want to break up the party just tell us

where Jack and Jill are oh I can tell

you that there the sky is falling the

sky is falling there's another guest now

chicken little

chicken little you're always saying that

the sky is falling I tell you the sky's

sure it is

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that'll teach you to laugh at me the sky

is falling the sky is falling oh no and

he was just about to tell us where Jack

and Jill are poor Mr spider we can fix

him up

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there good as new

yeah in six months well you helped him

but what about me look at my cute little

yard the sky is falling all over it we

can fix that come on guys grab some of

those balloons

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[Applause]

you fix the sky how can I ever thank you

you can tell us where Jack and Jill are

Mr spider can barely remember his name I

don't know exactly but go see Mother

Goose she can tell you Mother Goose why

didn't I think of that

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hello hi I'm the cat this is my fiddle

and that's little boy blue what are you

doing we're serenaden Mother Goose take

it from the top

oh

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don't fall me get back to the meadow

where you belong

get back to the park

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will you knock off that bracket oh

visitors what can I do for you we don't

mean to bother you Mother Goose but

we're looking for Jack and Jill oh them

they live in the house the chap built

where's that that way no no no no I'll

show you Walk This Way

foreign

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yes are you Jack and Jill who wants to

know we've been looking all over for you

two why have you been hiding out you

really want to know well I'm sick and

tired of falling down and breaking my

crown and I'm tired of tumbling after

him yeah we're on strike well that takes

the cake I get nothing but trouble from

you characters you're all driving me

crazy

Mother Goose you wrote all those Rhymes

yeah they're your characters

I never looked at it that way well look

at it this way yeah how do you like it

if you had to do this all the time come

on

come on

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch

a pail of water yeah and now Watch What

Happens

oh

foreign

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hey Dwayne I think you forgot something

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thanks listen guys I think I know how we

can help Jack and Jill

that was a great idea Elliot

let's see if it worked Jack and Jill

went up the hill to fetch a pail of

water Jack fell down and broke his crown

and Jill came tumbling after

and no more bumps and bruises

today's Garbage Pail award goes to the

mother of the year for taking us to

school in any weather for taking care of

us when we're sick

that's the headache mom

and for fixing healthy nutritious meals

we're going above and beyond the call of

motherhood today's Garbage Pail award

goes to mothers everywhere

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thank you