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01x05 - Green Dean Goes Out Of His Bean

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Garbage Pail Kids". Aired: June 7 – October 29, 1988 .*
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Series stars the characters Split Kit, Elliot Mess, Terri Cloth, Patty Putty, and Clogged Duane as gross-looking kids with abilities to help others.

01x05 - Green Dean Goes Out Of His Bean

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little bunny bunnies

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thank you

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thank you

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foreign

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ordered his men to swipe King

trashover's daughter to make her his

wife

yes

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foreign

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Lord pinescom has swiped my daughter and

only heir to the throne my own soldiers

dare not stand up to the scoundrel

return princess Ugg to me and ugh never

mind her looks bring her back and I'll

reward you with all the gold you can

carry

you got it dude leader

and so began the quest of salad Stewart

the garbage pale Barbarian

but as in all quests one must journey

through hazardous wastelands and engage

in careless combat

why do you want to cross this path the

usual reason to rescue a fair princess

well

to get past me you'll have to answer

three questions it is to be two so

everything's gone up let's see what was

the color of goulash the Terrible's

black horse why he spelled vanilla ice

cream on it

so you've heard that

buried in

boom take Turlock

think you're pretty smart don't ya

answer me this one what is my name

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hey is your name why Jack

you know except for when I jacked

that'll be five dollars and 35 cents

five and thirty and five makes what no

tip the pizza's cold well don't blame me

no tip of all that you seem to have no

fear yeah well I really get mad when I

don't get a tip Hey listen you want to

go on a quest with me I'm just a pizza

delivery boy yeah but we're gonna rescue

a princess really what's your name

princess of ugh

Yak do you know her no with a name like

that she's gotta be

ugly

and so with corn dog his Newfound

companion Savage Stewart continued his

quest to rescue princess Ugg our

adventurers pass through the Black

Forest a place filled with scary stuff

the territory of a very mean bully

Galloping Glenn the center

you were scared as I am I am Savage

Stewart a garbage pail Barbarian I fear

nothing

foreign

I gotta rescue a fair princess if you

want to get past me I know we have to

answer three stupid questions right no

you have three chances to make me mad

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ah does your mother dress you that way

ha if that's the best you can do you'll

never get past me well is it true your

mother wears Arby horse Cheryl's yes she

does size 7B hey careful you might get a

man of course fool that's the whole idea

so dog keeper donkey breath I'll have

you know I'm a thoroughbred

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I've got him

I missed what am I gonna do have a pizza

hey thanks nice

car dog

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and so Savage Stewart completed the

second leg of his quest but the scariest

leg of all remained I tell you this

princess

Ugg has gotta be

ugly

this must be the place and this is gonna

be our most difficult Mission I think

I'll wave out here chicken

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let me guess you're here to steal the

golden key that unlocks the princess's

prison door am I right Savage Stewart

took great care to avoid curly Carla's

evil eyes for were he to gaze into them

he would turn instantly to Stone thanks

for reminding me about the eyes hey what

up friends for these guys

well I am Savage Stewart the garbage

pail Barbarian oh yeah I've heard about

you you're even dumber than I thought

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pretty neat trick huh

all right bye

and so with the golden key in his

possession Savage Stewart could now

rescue princess on and return her to her

waiting form

I'm scared I won't be too if I wasn't so

dumb remember we gotta be silent and

sneaky about this

I thought we were supposed to be silent

all us barbarians Gotta Give a loud w*r

cry

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oh hi

Intruders have you decided the alarm

check it out to the tower you fools

that one door must be where

the princesses

this Key's not working all this for

nothing our mission is a failure she's

in there we're out here come in it's

open and what took you so long

come on garage

oh dear lord Ponce comes Min

let's go

let's go that's so well

our

s have plenty of practice you're the

12th baby I've rescue this month

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everybody

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me do what

watch for the princess

no all right

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here I am boys there she is let's get up

the coast is clear come on let's get out

of here

hey what about me

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what have I got to lose

wow

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okay I didn't know you can that's the

12th bear made new swiped back from me

Savage Stewart I'll get you next time

you've done your job well Barbarian

so please accept a kiss from my lovely

daughter as a token of my sincere

appreciation

ah gross

wow

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oh darn I'm always doing that

no I lose more Heroes that way

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and so ends the quest of savage Stewart

the garbage pale Barbarian

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join us next time for the Revenge of

savage Stewart the garbage pail

Barbarian parked 47.

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has this ever happened to you

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it's a homework machine that'll never

happen again

I thought I told you no TV till you

finish your homework but I did finish

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yes you'll never again miss your

favorite TV show when you have the

homework machine

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and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

come to order it's time for your oral

report on famous inventors who wants to

be first

me Mrs Gallagher I read about a guy

who's a fantastic inventor back in 1802

Waldo sticko invented the world's most

powerful glue but nobody could ever use

it

why not he couldn't get it off his hands

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taking forever to clean up these leaves

with this stinky rake there's gotta be

an easier way to Garden

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That's What I Call teamwork before we

know it we'll earn enough money for Mrs

slotnik to go to the Rock concert I hope

so but don't

she's real picky and she's got a nasty

temper what are you worried about

everything's perfect

you call this perfect

look what you missed the weed I hate

weeds my garden must be like my house

orderly and absolutely spotless his

mission isn't I want to win first prize

in the garden show

this is a very rare green bean plant not

a weed

a rare green bean

what I need to win first prize oh too

late you've already squished it this

plant food will save it

a little instant fertilizer a dash of

Jiffy grow juice

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what is it I don't know but it sure

looks hungry

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what a weird appetite he's eating

furniture

they're like you food too

maybe I can sneak up on it

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nope I better give him the slip

oh no

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come back oh this is awful oh Dwayne hey

I'm okay turn on the faucet

good he's gone

okay

that was close come on we gotta stop

that plant

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giant Furniture eating plant come on

stop pulling my leg

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s

look there he is even bigger

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that creepy one doesn't scare me

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ah yummy

try it again you might be a big beat but

I can turn you into squash

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it's not gonna be easy to grab that

plant he's real sneaky

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look

[Laughter]

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let's go someplace else this park is

dumb dumb look there's the jungle gym go

play well go on you need the exercise

I'm taking a nap

all right what a great tree to climb

wow Mom Mom

that tree talk to me how many times have

I told you not to talk to strangers

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come on

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foreign

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he's coming this way we'll grab him in

the lobby

extra large drink

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that's on the house

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supermarket

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I don't see heads or tails of them come

on let's split up

come on

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I think I am there he is

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the map

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he's heading back to the neighborhood

and he's hungrier than ever what can we

do

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hey I think he's allergic to dust that's

how we stop him it's our only hope is

the slot Nick we gotta gather up all the

dust in here

there's not a speck of dust in my house

everyone knows it's spotless but there

must be some dust if we can't find some

he'll eat your house see for yourself

there's always dust under rugs

wow where did that come from I didn't

put it there this is a good start but

we're gonna need lots more

great keep it coming

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it's working

hurry

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eat my dust

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and therefore it is my pleasure to award

you grand prize in the new category of

the most beautiful exotic flowers

growing on a former weed that ate up a

supermarket

thank you don't say anything about all

my dust and I'll split the prize money

with you

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the winner of today's Garbage Pail award

goes to Carly Cuts Carly's always

cutting in line

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she's sneaky

on hot days Carly takes it easy While

others wait in line

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today's award goes to Carly Cuts oh and

one condition we're making her wait on a

long line to get it

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thank you