01x04 - The House That Dripped Crud

[bunniefuu]

hi this is Dan Rattle and I'm here with

striking members of the cute cartoon

characters Union

uh Mr squirrel you can call me cutesy

why are you on all these other animals

picketing they're being unfair to us

because we're cute they won't let us on

this show they think we're cry babies

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boys

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thank you

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I know you're down there you rocking

fish fight darn you bite

foreign

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mmm

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um

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here here this is the first class deck

do you have a ticket call the captain

that never Buffs certain people I'm

going to get the captain

who are you and what are you doing

disrupting my passengers I'm Richard

dreyfish and there's a shark down there

that can sink this boat

nothing can sink the gigantic I demand

you leave this vessel pretty soon we may

all be leaving this vessel

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hey I think he broke the rudder

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a ship

there's a ship in the ocean well what do

you expect to find in the ocean a train

of course there's a ship in the ocean

now don't bother me again unless you see

a shark or something okay

you don't understand it's coming right

this way don't bother me Tanya

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Children First

every man for himself

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oh Maiden safe at last

oh no

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please

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thank you

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thank you

excuse me pardon me sorry ladies and

gentlemen this is your captain speaking

speaking we hope you've had a

pleasurable stay on fancy Island and now

please fasten your seat belts and

prepare for takeoff

this is your stewardess cross-eyed Karen

please remain calm ladies and gentlemen

we appear to be having a slight

difficulty the engine won't start

please remain calm does anyone here know

anything about airplane engines

you sir

you with the torn shirt burn pants and

worn out shoes me yes sir you come on

down excuse me I'm sorry dude I never

get picked for these things what's your

name me I'm a Richard dreyfish gee I'm

sorry I'm so nervous I just never get

picked for these things well you are the

men of the moment now come with me

do you think you can fix it I believe I

know just what the problem is and I

think I have a replacement

right here

my hero

no time for that icky gooey hero stuff

now I've got to fix the engine

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boy look at that Island

what a mess what a day I'm gonna need a

vacation from this vacation

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well one thing's for sure nothing else

can happen to me

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kids has this ever happened to you no

dessert till you clean up your plates

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oh when dessert finally arrive you

cannot eat a bite you'll never have this

problem again with the Clean Plate just

hit the button and be rid of that

miserable block once again

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I suppose you'll be wanting dessert

you want a piece no I want the whole

cake listen if you eat this whole cake

I'm afraid you'll explode well past the

cake and get out of the way

oh

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I'm glad you're over that

I'm sure glad it's over too

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I can't help it it's funny that was

really scary it sure was

what a bunch of chickens boy what would

you do something really scary happened

yeah if you want a real scare you should

try spending all night in the house and

drip crud yeah bald Marley Manor that

place is haunting for sure unless you're

too scared you mean the old place at the

edge of town is it safe saves me don't

be chickens come on let's go again

you've got to be kidding do I look like

I'm kidding

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thank you

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this soft Creek do you really think this

is a good idea

of course it'll be a piece of cake come

on let's go in

no way not me

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thank you

I wonder why they call this place the

house that drip crud

let's get out of here

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what's your hurry we just got here

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don't you want to prove you're not a

scaredy cat meow

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[Laughter]

relax come on have fun ghosts don't

really exist as opposed to right Elliot

so they're too Dwayne oh it's right

relax it was just a joke

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I'm sure glad there's no such thing as a

ghost cause that might be real scare

who do you suppose mine's a grandfather

clock

what is it with you guys it's just an

hour

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oh

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oh I told you there were no

will you cut it out Dwayne I'm telling

you I saw a ghost Dwayne you're becoming

a real drip stop trying to scare

everyone okay

is it starting to get cold who's that my

imagination too no it's snowing Blaine

you're right Dwayne are you all right

it's frozen stiff what do we do we need

to warm him up quick light the place on

fire what I mean like the fireplace

thank you

you're welcome

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yes I know he let the fireplace to warm

you up you should thank him

a ghost

a ghost

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what they say

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okay

Elliot where'd you go

you in there Elliot not in there

not in there either

Elliot

no

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thank goodness you're okay where's

Elliot yeah we've gotta find him and get

out of here maybe he's in there I know

he's not in there

well here goes nothing

is he in there not unless he has green

eyes Elliot's got green eyes three of

them

and does he breathe fire yeah

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who's there

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caught you I think

hey

this must be a trick mirror hmm G I need

to put on a couple of pounds

foreign

thank you

yeah

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phew it's only you guys

out again let's hear I mean let's get

out of here

what do you suppose all these monsters

are doing in this house haunting it

but whoa

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who said that

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don't hurt us

we thought you were trying to hurt us

it's the monsters from the attic

who are you and why are you haunting

this house because we're trapped here

and can't get home yeah that's all we

want we just want to come home where's

home the only way home is through a

portal in a closet

because there are monsters in the closet

when your monsters do

Fierce monsters

oh yeah show us to them

come on you're not afraid of anything if

the monsters are scared what can we do

I'll tell you what you'll go inside and

if there's any trouble at all we'll be

right out here to help you

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oh

monsters

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well what do you see

there aren't any monsters in there

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hang on Elliott are there monsters or

not see for yourself

it's just a mirror they're afraid of

themselves what can we do I've got an

idea

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are you sure it's safe absolutely

absolutely

come on in next stop home thanks kids

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trip hold

look it's morning we actually stayed all

night with a bunch of Cry Baby monsters

big deal

yeah there was nothing to be afraid of

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this is the borrower

beware of him can I borrow your baseball

in that

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can I borrow your rock and Robert record

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foreign

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