01x03 - Justin Cleans Up

[bunniefuu]

the sturgeon in general that's me has

declared the viewing of the Garbage Pail

Kids show to be unwholesome and the true

danger to the minds of our future

citizens it causes Smiles giggles and

outright bits of laughter therefore I

declared that no one under the age of 21

may watch Garbage Pail Kids without the

written consent of their appearance

oh

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foreign

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are you sure you know your way around

the jungle Colonel corn relax

Ed I know this jungle at the back of my

hands uh that's the front of your hand

oops

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oh he went out for some fresh air he

sometimes gets air sick right it grows

stupidity has a name it must be Idaho's

but

yeah

according to this map the Temple of

trash must be near here can you land us

on this spot that's where the lost him

here let me say that

oh no you lost it not to worry playing

game oh still in on that spot

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foreign

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anybody anybody know any jokes

what's green

ugly has six limbs

about a foot long I don't know I don't

know either but it's crawling on your

back yeah

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don't believe it somebody was actually

stupid enough to fall in our trap

things in jacuzzi were in deep trouble

what you need is a brilliant foolproof

Escape Plan well then let's put our

heads together oh sorry that joke don't

try to turn on your way out nah it

didn't work for us neither did thee look

the other way tricky personally I think

they're doomed hey isn't there supposed

to be a total eclipse of the Sun at noon

today

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serve dinner two o'clock just after the

eclipse

well so much for that plan listen

it'll bad being a shrunken head around

here

if it's okay if you don't mind the bugs

and listen up lizards it's Chow Time and

tonight we're having hot lunch

it's supper time who's going to be first

in this situation the leader goes first

it's the heroic thing to do right later

first

hey wait I'm not the leader he's a

leader really he is of course a leader

shouldn't hug all the glory

oh

got any last requests like maybe apple

or raisin bread stuffing this isn't such

a good idea fellas when it gets too hot

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oh

oh no it's Harry Gary

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what's that it's Harry Gary the jungle

eight man

whoa

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wow what a hunk

hunk of

what

dangerous here better go

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trash danger only way to Temple of trash

is through Peg and Megan

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wait we sense danger

danger what kind of danger

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huh you can talk

of course I can talk can you peel a

banana with your feet

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that's ridiculous

she's only

McDonald's

running

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oh dear you're right

hurry before she wants my lipstick

it's dark

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yeah

yeah

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this is great

unless I miss my guess spot look we're

in the heart of the Temple of trash

thank you

what was that that was bye

fortunately I wasn't hit what a mess no

kidding you ever see dry cleaning bill

on wild animal skin

we'll have to go back get some tools

maybe some expl*sives

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yuck smells musty well it has been

closed up for centuries

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all that trouble and what do we find

just some stupid golden jewels and stuff

yeah we can find this junk in any lost

Tunes

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books

old ones too

and baseball cards

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all the hot bands

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they did it parents are you the sick and

tired of dealing with situations like

this then what you need is the automatic

paddler it'll tell you who did what to

who when and where

is Johnson

Billy spelled the chocolate milk

belly and Susie are trampling the flower

bed yes sir it's the automatic toddler

will automatically tell on your kids Mrs

Johnson they're watching Garbage Pail

Kids

and now it's time for another one

the Father Brown had seven cows walking

single pile down the road which cow can

turn around and say I see six pairs of

horns I

o the first cow wrong

none of them cows can't talk

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Justin we gotta get to the yummy Palace

before it's too late

um

first that can wait our coupons for free

drinks are only good till noon

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okay

it's an easy take it get it

opens say buddy how about puttying out

and being my tire I do it

put it on my nose

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vanilla's my favorite

ah that root beer packs a wallop

terrific go to gas no gas

all right

we should have listened to Justin before

now we gotta walk all the way to the gas

station oh I forgot to lock the door

forget it no one would want to steal

Justin

oh the nerve of some people abandoning a

wrecked car in a tow away Zone

with his tow truck service Marion here

I've got a hunk of junk for your car

squisher

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's kissing eyes what an Exquisite car a

one of a kind Masterpiece huh all I see

is that junkie underneath those dents

and corrosion is a very rare classic

there are only two left in the world me

a classic how about that I must have it

for my car collection then take it it's

obviously abandoned

James tell this Priceless antique to my

Mansion immediately

certainly sir

did you say eat of course not you're

hearing things drive on

huh where's Justin yeah

he couldn't have driven away he was out

of gas

oh no he's been towed but where to we're

in luck good old Justin left a trail of

rusted Parts poor Justin

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God not bad at all Jeeps see to it that

my new acquisition is immediately put in

Tip-Top shape certainly Mr Belmont I'll

take care of everything personally

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gross it's more like a fancy hotel whoa

whoa Clift look at that fancy schmancy

gas pump wall-to-wall carpets I could

get used to this

Justin's lug nuts he's in there all

right but where I see we attack take it

easy split kit sometimes it's best to

just go with the flow

foreign

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I don't believe

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keep scrubbing wash under those armrests

I want every bit of that disgraceful

rust removed the airs arrived for the

new times

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here's the silver dipstick you ordered

don't worry buddy you're not all washed

up yet

don't do me any favors I like it here

you don't want to be with us what a

bummer did you say what a bummer huh the

Mr Belmont must be right I am hearing

things come on Justin this place is in

your style you belong in the junkyard we

need you we're a team thanks but no

thanks I'm not giving this up for

nothing Mr Belmont is treating me like a

classic I'm getting brand new tires got

a private gas pump and no more diaper

cause they fixed my leak so you feel

that way huh well we'll see you when you

change your mind

a bubble with ears ah Jeeves there you

are I've decided to enter the vehicle in

the classic car contest have it

repainted re-chromed spare no expense As

You Wish sir new paint new Chrome new me

it's hard to believe two whole days

without resting Justin can't blame them

we kind of took them for granted I see

we can pick the mansion and take them

out by force we can't do that give just

a little more time and he'll realize who

his real friends are

wow look at that great looking car

where to mixer right here

I want to buy vitamin hey it's rust and

Justin

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my name is just Justin the rust is

history well excuse me think you're a

big shot just cause you got a paint job

you're just jealous it's more than the

paint you've changed for the better and

soon I'll be world famous after I win

first place in the classy car contest

fit you belong with us having fun

splashing through puddles warring down

the highway that's all behind me besides

my new owner takes care of me Mr Belmont

would never leave me in a tow away Zone

there's no use talking to him let's go

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fine be that way I read that vitamin C

is good for one's hubcaps lots of iron

this is a speck of dirt

to the car wash

certainly sir

this will be my seventh wash today oh

boy a puddle we've gotta have another

bath I might as well get real dirty my

word leaves a puddle

whoa jeez I wish you'd watch while

driving but sir I didn't

said then

must be fixed how can I sell him with a

dent sell me

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take it please

your ticket ticket please thank you

yikes

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wow these cars sure look great attention

final judging for the grand prize is now

beginning there he is

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your car is the talk of the show sir

fine if he wins grand prize I can sell

him for a lot more money so that's why

he fixed me up that loss Here Comes The

Judge I've got to lose this contest or

I'm a goner

well what a magnificent vehicle Mr

Belmont I can't wait to get a closer

look I'm sure you'll be quite pleased

especially the uh

me let me

this is outrageous I don't understand it

what's wrong with Justin you'll never

win the grand prize that way come on

notice the luxurious interior

what what's going on

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I'll handle this

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almost as good as you you're back in

business

wait I don't want you can see I'm sad no

expense

yes it is quite luxurious be worthy of

the grand prize green fries my tailbite

let's see about that

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squeaky clean there you go I better give

him a hand no wait don't help I want to

lose you do the only reason Mr Belmont

wants me to win is to sell me

like a worry we'll find a way to get you

back

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an outrage this car is hereby

disqualified

oh sir we'd like to buy Rustin I mean

the car from you ridiculous this antique

is worth how much do you have we put our

money together and we got 75 cents but

if that's not enough we could I'll take

it go on he's yours

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the better

I'll take care of that

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where to Mr Justin to the nearest mud

puddle

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this is you won the actor yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah

sure singer doesn't do any good because

before you know it she's yacking again

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah it seems there's only one way

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thank you

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I'm alone

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