01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

So

have you ever thought about

going to a new world

that's different from this one?

A place that has

hella good food, k*ller music

Extra fluffy beds, you name it!

C'mon, doesn't that sound great?

S Spare me! I'll do anything!

Harley.

I'm gonna take you there!

To a new world!

Have you double-checked

the equipment?

Just finished.

What about the main program?

Performing the final check now.

Hurry. Power is our main priority,

so just ignore any small leaks.

Roger that. Unit Two,

I need your support on this!

Everything's ready,

ma'am!

Then start it up.

Was that perfect or what, Puddin'?

We're just getting started, honey!

Consider this the prelude

to a very, very long show.

- Harley.

- Yay!

A new world!

That's music to my ears!

It's exactly

what I've been itching for.

The modern world is so ugly!

And worst of all

it's unfair.

What's the matter?

The power output

is lower than we expected.

It won't last

Then increase the load.

But that would put

too much strain on her

There is no "her."

Just a tool to open the Gate.

Now do it.

You are totally right.

Deep down, that's what

everybody's thinking about!

Even people who're sitting pretty,

eating good every day

and bossing around

their countless minions!

You mean, they just wanna blow

this pop stand and go someplace else?

That's right! To a new world!

Can you guess why?

It's because their soul,

or their existence

or whatever you wanna call it,

is screaming on the inside.

It's saying,

"This isn't who I really am!"

People are so stupid!

But nobody ever takes the leap.

And that's why

we're going to change things!

We'll use whatever it takes, whether

it's g*ns or these scraps of paper

and change the world!

Hey, Puddin'?

Let's enjoy a drink

before we do that.

Changin' the world is a tough job,

ya know?

Hang back for a bit, 'kay?

Booze tastes all the sweeter

when I drink it

while waiting for my lover.

Harley.

You're the best woman alive.

Cuz' I'm your woman, Puddin'.

Hey! Everybody havin' a good time?

Aw, jeez. Is this a funeral or what?

Welcome in.

Gimme something sweet.

Super sweet.

Where's KJ?

Taking the day off?

Yeah, called in with a cold.

Fun fact, there's nobody

named KJ at this bar.

Puddin'! Don't come in here!

Ma'am! We really need to stop!

Just keep going.

Don't stop!

Upsy-daisy.

Hey, Puddin'? Where are you?

Come in.

I don't know what a samurai

could have against little ol' me.

Uh, gosh what a pretty sword!

Your mask needs some work, though!

Do you use a flat iron

on that hair

I'm sorry.

The Joker slipped

through our fingers.

That's rich!

No freakin' duh.

My Puddin' would never get caught

by chumps like you.

Wait for me, Puddin'.

I'm gonna find

my way back to you for sure.

This is where it all begins.

We've finally opened

the doorway to a new world.

Half a year later

Codenamed A.R.G.U.S

Please wait a minute!

Are you out of your mind?

I've already gotten approval.

But these people are supervillains,

the worst of the worst!

And it's going to come down

on my head if anything goes wrong!

Are you picking a fight with me?

Not at all, ma'am.

Well, you've already got

a major problem to answer for.

There's a discrepancy in the number

of supplies coming into the asylum

versus those going out.

It's been like that ever since

you took over here.

So shut up and do what I say.

Otherwise, you'll spend

the rest of your days behind bars

instead of in front of them.

Open it.

That you, Wade?

Hang on, this is the best part!

Hey, I said hang on!

What is this, a surprise party?

Get out.

You're going to do a job for me.

Who are you?

You're not my mom, that's for sure.

Wait, Harley.

I've been extra good to you,

haven't I?

I gave you

the best possible treatment!

So the least I deserve is

a thank you

Sorry, pal.

But there's only one guy

who gets free reign over me.

Both romantically and physically.

Take her away.

Lead me to the next cell. Hurry up.

You're insane!

Nobody in their right mind

would ever let these scum out.

Obviously.

It's impossible to change the world

without embracing insanity.

Yo.

Rise and shine, little lady.

Ugh, goddammit!

I wanted Tweety's voice to be

the first thing I wake up to

in the morning!

Why I gotta see your nasty face?

Oh, great. A psycho chick.

Hey. Watch your mouth.

That's no way to treat a woman

who you've just met.

A real gentleman always

carries himself with elegance.

Aw shucks!

Now that's more like it!

I'm liking you already.

Gentleman?

Where the hell's your bowtie, then?

I can't deny we're wearing

the same outfit.

But I'm just built different.

Don't you notice

anything special about my face?

I'm seeing two eyes, two ears,

one nose, and one mouth.

Yep. You're a real looker.

Not my type, though.

Do you two just not watch

movies or what?

No way! You're a movie star?

What about TV?

I've watched every season

of Game of Thrones!

Just forget it.

Isn't this one of those

shock-and-awe scenes?

No, maybe they're

going with foreshadowing.

Like it's more exciting

if they notice who I am later on.

What's the deal

with Jason over there?

Have an accident

while shaving or what?

I never make mistakes.

People seeing my face

could interfere with my mission.

Mission?

That's right. It's a noble cause.

Hold the damn phone.

Do you know the reason

they hauled us out here?

Yes, we're on a mission for peace.

Because I don't put in work

for anything else.

Peace? Us?

This is just perfect!

Now we've got a crazy mofo, too.

It's about time

you woke up, dirtbags.

Glad to see you're all getting along.

Why of course.

Tell me, will we be arriving soon?

If it's going to be a long wait,

then would you mind untying me?

I need to get my stretches in.

Don't worry.

We arrived some time ago.

You dirtbags have

a mission to carry out. A noble one.

Now listen to the word of our Lord.

The five of you will work together

with my agent there, Adam

to conduct a mission.

The reward for success is

a reduced sentence.

To put it simply

your mission is to establish

and protect a series of bridgeheads

that will serve as the framework

for conducting research and resource

acquisition in a certain region.

Jeez. You really call that simple?

It doesn't count

unless you use words

that even dumb schoolkids

can understand.

Besides, why the hell

should we work for you?

Because you've all had bombs

implanted in your necks.

And I can trigger them to explode

at any time that I wish.

Furthermore, they also

work on a countdown.

Unless it receives

a radio signal sent from our end

the b*mb is set

to explode every 72 hours.

In other words,

any attempts to escape

or ignore the orders

that I give to you

will result in death.

So we're just supposed

to wag our tails and be good doggies

now that we know our lives

are in your hands?

I hear you have a daughter.

- Sit down!

- Amanda Waller! You b*tch!

Mark my words.

Lay a single finger on my daughter,

and you're dead friggin' meat!

There are no more objections,

I assume?

Then follow the instructions

Adam gives you.

All of your gear is stored

in the wooden crates in the back.

Get changed

and prepare for the mission.

Got it? Don't forget

about the bombs in your necks.

Are you sure?

What happens if I cling onto you?

Still willing to blow me up then?

- Why, you little

- I'm just kidding.

You aren't even my type.

By the way, she said

there were five of us just now.

Where's the last performer?

What are you talking about?

The fifth one is

What happened?

Hey, let me loose!

Dammit!

Hey! Get us out of these restraints!

What was that expl*si*n?

Let's go take a look. Follow me!

sh*t! Just a little more

Guess we managed

to make a crash landing.

What the hell?

Thanks.

Good grief.

We can get out from this side.

He's a metahuman?

No wonder he was the only one with

that weird restraining device on him.

Hey.

Did you have a part

in The Lord of the Rings?

What?

Now that's a hardcore film set.

Which studio is doing this one?

Film set? Seriously?

Hey, where are we?

Is this part of the peace mission

or whatever?

That's right. Our noble cause.

Then, like, explain it.

I'm betting

you don't know jack sh*t, do ya?

Whoa Wait a minute!

Huh? Say what?

My apologies.

We're outsiders, you see.

Where is your producer

Okay, don't even try to tell me

this is a movie set or a dream.

'Cuz under the nasty BO

of these pig freaks

I can smell something

real friggin' familiar.

This is all real.

Yeah.

Wonderful.

I love when things are

super easy to figure out!

I have no clue where this is

or who you freaks are

But you're not on my side, right?

Metahuman in the form of a shark

Has the IQ of a kindergartener

The maiden of mischief

Former psychiatrist

Anybody who gets in my way

or disturbs the peace is dead!

Bloodbath-style!

Violent vigilante who is determined

to achieve peace at all costs

Disgusting beasts!

Begone!

A shape-changer made of living clay

Unpopular movie actor

This is getting us nowhere.

Where's their boss?

You mean, like, a King Piggy?

Probably hiding in their pigsty!

It's that one!

Everyone knows that

true villains have hideous faces!

True villains are hideous, huh?

- What?

- Nothing.

Professional assassin

An expert marksman

who never misses his target

Ugh! What the hell

was that all about?

Who knows?

But ignoring all the pig freaks

I'm guessing that one's on our side?

She did say five people.

Not sure if we can count that

as a person though.

Look who's talking.

Hold on! Do you speak our language?

You guys have been fighting

those pig things, too, right?

That guy is on our side. Probably.

Come, my sword!

Was that a trick?

Or some kinda magic?

Oh, I get it!

So that's what's going on!

It's okay. Don't worry.

Our apologies for frightening you.

We come in peace.

Excellent!

The stories in my reality

were boring me to death

but God really knows

how to entertain!

What a fantastic scenario

he's blessed me with!

Wait, what? What's gotten into you?

Don't you get it?

Look around you!

There's dragons and orcs!

An old-fashioned w*r

fought with swords and arrows!

Plus, magic!

This is Alice's Adventures

in Wonderland!

The Lewis Carroll book?

But I believe the more common term

in pop culture is

an Isekai!

Isekai?

Oh, goddammit. Give me a break.

"Noble cause," my a*s.

This is friggin' ridiculous!

Ridiculous?

Did you just call

my mission ridiculous?

Have you looked around?

If this isn't ridiculous,

then what is?

No matter how sticky

the situation gets

I always see my mission through

to the end.

Don't get in my way!

Huh?

Christ, man.

Are you blind?

Who the hell

do you think

just shot the pig boss's

brains out?

Well?

You're looking at the chosen warriors

who were summoned

from another world!

Isn't that right?

Now bring us

before your king!

We'll put an end

to this w*r!

Huh?

"Anybody who disturbs

the peace is dead"?

What the hell was that?

You a peace-mongering

nutjob or what?

Hey! I already told you once!

Don't say that kinda crap

in front of me!

- You guys are still fighting?

- Peace-mongering nutjob

- You sonuva!

- Peace-mongering nutjob

We just got word that

a new group of strangers

has been brought into the Kingdom.

Beings from another world?

Most definitely.

There is nothing they can do.

Isn't that right,

my trailblazing friends?