Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

05x13 - Lost Heroes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Batman". Aired: September 11, 2004 – March 8, 2008.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne is secretly The Batman, the costumed protector of Gotham City.

05x13 - Lost Heroes

Post by bunniefuu »

[theme music]

Well, any ideas, guys?

Let's start with this.

Kind of slow, aren't they?

They're still learning.

[Batman]
Let's go.

Still faster than Hawkman.

Hey!

I'll bet this was our ride in.

Now, it's our ride out.

[clatter]

[Hawk screeches]

Ugh!

Oww!

That felt...different.

We're out of here.

You know how to fly this?

Wayne Tech has five of these

from the invasion,
the spoils of w*r.

[clatters]

Whoa!

[whirring]

[clatters]

Company's coming.

We need a place to regroup
where they can't find us.

Can't they trace this vehicle?

I've shut off
all tracking devices.

but my android can still find us
by reading our minds.

Not if we don't know
where we're going.

Everyone, shut your eyes.

No peeking.

What about you?

My cowl's lined
with electronics.

The only thing he'll read
is static.

You can look now.

I've activated
an electronic grid

to jam their mind-reading.

[whirring]

They're already here!

Batgirl, hold your fire.

You knew she was here?

I asked her to be on standby,
just in case.

Okay, so, I guess
this is where I ask

have I missed anything?

Whoa. Lots.

Even without their powers

the Justice League
proved problematic.

Especially
the one called Batman.

I told you
he was the biggest threat.

We have to deal
with them quickly.

You have to.

I did my part,
helping you steal their powers.

Now, do yours by giving me

the knowledge of the Universe.

So be it.

Huh.

[grunts]

Magnificent.

Scour the city.
Find the League.

We cannot let them disrupt
our mission.

As long as they remain alive,
they are a danger.

A kryptonite ray.

This one fires yellow powder.

Well, what gives, partner?

You've prepared weapons
to use against us.

Only as a precautionary measure.

Blame it on me, guys.

I went temporarily renegade

the last time
we worked together.

This might have saved
a lot of time and trouble.

I can't even feel it.

Your android will.

I figure
since they have your powers

they should have
your weaknesses, too.

You better be ready
to use those

'cause I don't think there's
going to be any time

for target practice.

[female #1]
And no one knows
why the Justice League

is attacking Gotham.

[gasps]

They've already covered
half the city looking for us.

These comlinks will allow us to
communicate anywhere in Gotham.

And these tracking devices
can pick up

each of your powers'
energy signatures.

Ready to jet!

Alright.
Here's where we split up.

If we're gonna
get back your powers

we have to capture
each android intact.

We'll distract them
while you attack.

You'll only get one shot,
so make it count.

Can't this buggy go
any faster?

I think they'll find us
before we find them.

Looking for someone?

[hissing]

[whirring]

[hissing]

Whoa!

[grunts]

Whoa-a-a-a!

Unh.

They're improving.

This will change the complexion.

Okay. So, now how do we get
our powers back?

You have no idea, do you?

I'm working on it.

You're not gonna let me
get away with that, are you?

[intense music]

[g*ns c*ck]

Droids. Not the sharpest tools
in the shed.

Superman? We found someone
we'd like you to meet.

As in, now!

I got sunshine wrapped up.
What about you?

This one's gonna be tricky.

I'll calm him down.

[crackling]

[clatters]

[both grunts]

If that yellow washes off,
he's back in business.

I got him covered.

How's yours, Hawkman?

A little on the crispy side,
but still in one piece.

Huh?

They're stronger than we think.

Where did he go?

He's got my invisible power.

You got so many,
it's hard to keep track.

- Ugh!
- Arrow!

[grunts]

[grunting]

Sorry I have to use this.

Ahh!

Ah-h-h-h!

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

Hu-ahh!

What?

[grunts]

Batman! I think the chest
is a weak spot.

It breaks through
to the energy source.

Bats! Give me a hand.

[grunting]

And I'm back, Jack.

Everyone! The chest
is their Achilles heel.

[g*ns c*ck]

[Green Lantern]
Sorry, pal.

[crackling]

Your secret's out.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[heavy breathing]

You read my mind.

Happy landings.

[grunts]

[grunting]

[Batgirl]
Hey, robo-ripoff.

Time to return
what you borrowed.

Huh!

[crackling]

[grunts]

Now, we finish this.

[clanking]

Looks like Hugo got his wish.

[grunts]

Absorbing all that knowledge

has overloaded
his cerebral cortex.

If that's the shortcut
to total knowledge

I'll stick with middle school.

We took care of the Joining and
Strange took care of himself.

Game over.

Not...over.

The super droids
were just the advance force.

The real invasion
is about to begin.

The Joining invasion ship
is on its way to earth.

Looks like
we're the greeting committee.

I'm patching into the League's
satellite to monitor the fight.

So, what do we do?

Make popcorn?

[intense music]

Think they've spotted us yet?

[intense music]

I'd say yes.

Kryptonite and yellow energy!

They came prepared.

[g*nf*re]

There's too many.
They're getting past.

Hey, where did Hawkman go?

It's gonna be a street fight.

My turf.

What are you gonna do?

Just watch me, kid.

Come on!

Fire when ready.

That mothership is endless.

The attack-bots never stop!

- I should get out there.
- Wait.

Strange was communicating
with the Joining

through this system.

It has to connect
with the mothership.

If we had the right code

we could shut down
the invasion from here.

Yeah, but who knows
what the code could be?

He does.

You're right.

If Strange has all the knowledge
of the Universe

he knows how to defeat
the Joining.

[Martian]
Batgirl.

I need you
to set up the signal, now.

Me? But I'm still trying to
figure out the remote on my TV.

[grunts]

[screeches]

Not so big and bad now.

Uh-oh. Extreme makeover!

[roars]

Hey. How come I know
how to do this?

I'm in your mind, relaying
instructions from Strange.

Whoa. We need to talk
personal boundaries after this.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[both grunts]

[roars]

Ahh!

[grunts]

[grunts]

I'm sending you
the last of the code.

My typing teacher
should see me now.

[grunts]

[grunting]

Upload, now!

[screeches]

[splashing]

[groans]

[Batgirl]
Clean-up on aisle one.

[instrumental music]

So much for the Joining.

Now, the melting.

No sign of any other ships
in our star system.

Earth is safe again.

While Hugo Strange becomes

Arkham's most peaceful patient.

Even with our powers

we couldn't have done this
without you.

Well, some of us need powers
and some of us don't.

Man, we've got
the coolest clubhouse.

[Batman]
We?

Yeah. Junior Justice League,
teen division.

Nice try.

[instrumental music]

[theme music]