02x09 - Groot

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

I am Groot.

Well, that's just as fascinating

as the first 89 times you told me that.

What is wrong with Giving Tree, here?

Well, he don't know

talking good like me and you.

So his vocabulistics is limited

to "I" and "am" and "Groot."

-Exclusively in that order.

-(GROOT WHIMPERING)

When did you learn to do that?

Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot."

(SHOUTING) I am Groot.

I will unfurl 1,000 years of Kree justice

on Xandar.

GAMORA: We have to stop Ronan.

-How?

-I have a plan.

I am Groot.

PETER: Thank you, Groot. Thank you.

Groot's the only one of you

who has a clue.

(CHOMPING)

NEBULA: We have been boarded.

(GRUNTS)

RONAN: Behold!

Your Guardians of the Galaxy.

GAMORA: I have lived most my life

surrounded by my enemies.

I will be grateful

to die among my friends.

I am Groot.

ROCKET: No, Groot! You can't.

You'll die.

Why are you doing this?

Why?

We are Groot.

(SNIFFLING AND SOBBING)

NOVA PRIME: On behalf of the Nova Corps,

we'd like to express

our profound gratitude

for your help in saving Xandar.

(GROOT MURMURING)

(GROOT GROWLING)

I am Groot.

They were not looking at you funny.

(SCREAMING)

Hey, what about this little plant?

Can I smash it with a rock?

No. It's too adorable to k*ll.

(ALL CHEERING)

Look how cute it is

when it's all riled up.

He's goddang precious!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Come here. Hey, you wanna

help us get outta here? Hmm?

There's something I need you to get.

The thing I wore on my head.

There's a drawer next to the bunk.

It's in that. You got it?

Tell me you guys have

a refrigerator somewhere

with a bunch of severed human toes.

YONDU: Get the third quadrant

ready for release.

(YELLING)

Ahh! (GRUNTS)

-(YELLING)

-ROCKET: You maniac.

(SCREAMING)

Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!

For the b*mb to work, we'd actually

need to place it on Ego's core.

And our fat butts ain't gonna fit

through those tiny holes.

PETER: Well

That's a terrible idea.

(GIGGLING) Whee!

How long until the b*mb goes off?

ROCKET: About six minutes.

Groot! If you can hear me,

hurry up!

Ugh. Dude, seriously?

You gotta clean up your room.

It's a complete mess.

I am Groot.

I am not boring. You're boring.

-(ALL EXCLAIM)

-Get it off!

(ALL GASP)

Where we have to go is Nidavellir.

ROCKET: That place is a legend.

They make the most powerful,

horrific weapons

(CHUCKLING) to ever torment the universe.

Wait, what kinda weapon

are we talkin' about here?

The Thanos-k*lling kind.

Thor, you okay? I think he's dying.

He needs the axe!

Where's the handle?

Tree, help me find the handle!

(GRUNTING)

Bring me Thanos!

-(GRUNTS)

-(YELLING)

-I am Groot!

-Aw, you got sap all over it.

We

are

Groot!

By the way,

this is a friend of mine, Tree.

I am Groot.

I am Steve Rogers.