01x20 - Valkyrie

[bunniefuu]

You're a Valkyrie.

I thought the Valkyrie

had all died gruesome deaths.

Choose your next words wisely.

Are you a fighter or are you food?

I'm just passing through.

It is food.

[GROANS]

He's mine.

More food.

Thank you.

[GROANS]

Whenever we get to talkin' about

Scrapper 142, what do I always say?

"She is the"

And it starts with a "B."

Trash.

Were you waiting to just call her that?

It doesn't start with a "B."

Booze hag.

That's the one that put me in here.

Scrapper 142. Gotta watch out

for those Asgardians.

Asgardian?

THOR: The Valkyrie are legend.

Elite warriors of Asgard,

sworn to defend the throne.

I'll listen to you till this is empty.

Asgard is in danger and people are dying.

We need to get back there.

I need your help. Wow.

I'm not getting dragged into

another of Odin's family squabbles.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Your sister.

Look, I already faced her once

back when I believed in the throne,

and it cost me everything.

THOR: But this isn't about the crown.

This is about the people.

And they're dying.

And they're your people, too.

If I'm gonna die,

it may as well be driving my sword

through the heart of that murderous hag.

Here we go.

Don't die.

Go! Go, now!

HELA: No!

No.

THOR: We're fulfilling the prophecy.

I hate this prophecy.

So do I, but we have no choice.

Your throne.

Where to?

THANOS: Dread it,

run from it,

destiny arrives all the same.

And now, it's here.

Or should I say,

- I am

- No!

ROCKET: Kind of a step down

from the golden palaces

and the magic hammers and whatnot.

Have a little compassion, pal.

First, they lost Asgard,

then half their people.

They're probably

happy to have a home.

You shouldn't have come.

Ah!

Valkyrie!

We need your help.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Avengers,

assemble!

[ALL YELLING]

Anyone see an ugly brown van out there?

Yes! But you're not gonna like

where it's parked!

When can we expect you back?

Um, about that

Thor, your people need a king.

No, they already have one.

[LAUGHS]

That's funny.

Are you being serious?

You're a leader.

That's who you are.

You know, I'd make a lot of changes

around here.

I'm counting on it, Your Majesty.