01x16 - Wong

[bunniefuu]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Two weeks ago,

you were parking cars for tips,

and you want me to believe

you're now saving the world

from soul-sucking monsters?

I know, you're trying to get me back

for what I said last time,

- but I'm not gonna apologize

- [CRACKLING]

for speaking the truth as a friend.

In fact, I actually think

this whole bit you're doing

just further proves my point.

You guys are obviously

[CRACKLING CONTINUES]

- What?

- WONG: Shang-Chi.

Shang-Chi.

Uh Here. Present.

[CHAIRS SCRAPE]

My name is Wong.

Yeah. I know, sir.

I'm a huge fan

Do you have the rings?

SHANG-CHI: Uh Yeah, yes.

Good. Let's go,

we have a lot to talk about.

You too.

WONG: While heroes like the Avengers

protect the world from physical dangers,

we sorcerers safeguard it

against more mystical threats.

That's The Book of Cagliostro.

A study of time.

Oh, my.

WONG: One of the rituals was stolen

by a former master.

Kaecilius. Just after he strung up

the former librarian

and relieved him of his head.

I am now the guardian of these books.

So if a volume from this collection

should be stolen again,

I'd know it,

and you'd be dead

before you ever left the compound.

WONG: Stop!

I was just doing exactly what it said

in the book.

What did the book say about

the dangers of performing that ritual?

I don't know.

I hadn't gotten to that part yet.

Really should put the warnings

before the spell.

We do not tamper with natural law.

We defend it.

Agamotto built three Sanctums

in places of power

where great cities now stand.

That door leads to

the Hong Kong Sanctum.

That door to the New York Sanctum.

That one to the London Sanctum.

Together,

the Sanctums generate

a protective shield around our world.

The Sanctums protect the world

and we sorcerers protect the Sanctums.

From what?

Choose your weapon wisely.

No one steps foot in this Sanctum.

No one.

[SIREN BLARING]

The Sanctum's already fallen.

- Wong.

- [GRUNTS]

Breaking the laws of nature.

I know.

Well, don't stop now.

WONG: Wise choice.

You'll wear the Eye of Agamotto,

once you've mastered its powers.

Until then,

best not to walk the streets

wearing an Infinity Stone.

A what?

You might have a gift for the mystic arts,

but you still have much to learn.

At the dawn of the universe,

the Big Bang sent six elemental crystals

hurtling across the virgin universe.

These Infinity Stones each control

an essential aspect of existence.

Be thankful that your meaningless lives

are now contributing

I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.

You better pack it up

and get outta here.

- I have him.

- Damn it.

[ROARS]

THANOS: What I'm about to do

to your annoying little planet,

I'm gonna enjoy it.

We must be ready.

DR. STRANGE: We'll be ready.

Is that everyone?

What?

You wanted more?

[YELLING]

[WONG LAUGHING]

Oh, that's funny.