01x37 - The Man Called Boomerang

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Deep in the heart of the city
a clandestine meeting is held

by the members of the
deadly enemy, the Secret Empire.

They watch intently as...

Observe, gentlemen.

This film was taken by one of our agents
who was at General Ross's m*ssile base

when the Hulk made his fantastic escape.

This is where the Hulk executes one

of his powerful leaps into the air.

In the background you can see
General "Thunderbolt" Ross.

And now zeroing in on the Hulk
is the air force's Orion m*ssile,

America's greatest weapon
and one that we must possess.

You see how it is programmed to blow up
within 100 feet of its targets?

Look, the ionic ring of energy

which the expl*si*n
hurls towards its victim.

Only the Hulk's great strength saved him
when he plunged to earth.

And now our job is to select an agent

to obtain the m*ssile
for the Secret Empire.

And the only logical choice
is the Boomerang.

I'll contact him at once.

Moments later,
in another city and state...

Boomerang speaking.
Tell me the details.

Over.

The Orion m*ssile.
Can you afford my price?

Very well, I'll do it.
Over and out.

I can't waste any time.
This job is a big one.

I'll start scouting
the m*ssile base tonight.

Meanwhile at the army base
a countdown has begun.

Eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two...

Nearby, in his cave,

the Hulk is unaware that he is within
range of the m*ssile about to be fired.

No one shoots Hulk.
No one.

I tell you, I did see him.
It was the Hulk.

Why would he pop up in the middle
of a m*ssile testing range?

sh**ting stopped.
Soldiers gone.

Hulk can leave.

Only one way to go,
where no one can follow.

High in the sky.

Why did you stop firing?

Did you get him?

Speak up, man.
Where is he?

He got away, sir.
He leaped too high. Got out of range.

My daughter is missing

and I think that green-tinted gargoyle
is tied in with her disappearance.

Major Talbot, cancel all leaves.
Order out every available man.

I want my daughter found at once.

General Ross,
let me go too, please.

Let him come with me.

He's the only one who can handle
the Hulk. It might be a good idea.

- Alright, but get going.
- Gee, thanks, General.

Some time later...

Look, they've found her.
Are you alright, Miss Ross?

Of course I am.

I was telling the Major
that I can't even go for a walk

without being tracked
down by the army.

But, Betty, it's for your own safety.

You must stay within the camp
so long as the Hulk is loose.

Nonsense. I'm a big girl. I've never
heard of the Hulk kidnapping anyone.

Nearby a pair of cold, merciless eyes
watch the scene.

I'm in luck.
I've found the general's daughter.

Once she becomes my hostage
the Orion m*ssile will be mine.

I've more than enough discs
to do the job quickly.

A mere handful of men
will be no match for Boomerang.

The steering wheel shaft.
Something shot it clean off.

Brake, man, before we crash.

Look, that nut in the costume.

I don't know what you're tossing,
mister, but the ball game's over.

Come, now, you wouldn't sh**t
an unarmed man in cold blood

who's merely holding a disc.

He disarmed them.
Come on, kid, grab some stones.

Two can play at this game.
We'll both pepper him at once.

I admire your high resolve,
gentlemen.

What a pity it's wasted
on a man as ambidextrous as I.

Look, he's tossing
two at the same time.

It's no use, Major.
He's too fast for us.

No! Stay away! Don't!

Major, he's taking Miss Ross.

Glenn, help me!

By the way, tell General Ross
I'll release his daughter

as soon as he delivers the plans
for the Orion m*ssile to me.

What? You think you can
get away with this? Impossible.

But how can you hope
to escape from this area?

You've no car, no plane.

I'm surprised at you, Miss Ross.

Why do you think I'm wearing
such outlandish boots?

The daughter of "Thunderbolt" Ross

should have recognised them
as retro boots.

- We're flying.
- I'm delighted you've finally noticed.

What fantastic fate awaits his
c*ptive at the hands of Boomerang?